The Jerk Store called and they are running out of Garth Brooks

Posted on Thursday, January 19th, 2012 under Uncategorized by Patrick

Garth Brooks is a successful guy. He’s been nominated for 14 Grammys, had 18 number one hits and has sold over 69,000,000 albums. He has a popular Vegas show, has been invited to MLB spring training and even created a shitty alter ego named Chris Gains.

He’s also rich. According to celebrity net worth, Garth is worth $325-million dollars. That’s enough money to buy The Lost Ogle and The Pioneer Woman. He owns a cowboy super ranch outside of Owasso, about 87% of Nashville and probably a horse or two. According to Clark Matthews, he even has a secret lab dedicated to creating a unicorn.

Anyway, Garth Brooks is also an asshole. He’s suing a hospital for $500,000. Via the AP:

Lawyers for country singer Garth Brooks told jurors Wednesday that a hospital’s internal documents back his claim that a $500,000 donation was intended for a women’s center to be named after his late mother.

Brooks wants the Integris Canadian Valley Regional Hospital in his hometown of Yukon to return the money, donated in 2005. He claims in a lawsuit that hospital administrators reneged on their pledge to name a part of a medical complex after Colleen Brooks…

Lisa Riggs, a lawyer for Brooks, told jurors the hospital lured the singer, deliberately and falsely claiming it would build the women’s center and display Colleen Brooks’ name “like the Hollywood sign in Los Angeles.”

“This is not what Garth Brooks had bargained for,” Riggs said. “Over six years after the donation, nothing is named after Colleen Brooks.

“It was a simple deal: $500,000 and mom’s name is on the women’s center,” Riggs told jurors. “In (Brooks’) words, it was an easy deal to get done.

When did Garth Brooks become the mean banker from the Dirt Bike Kid? The guy’s worth $325-million and he’s suing a hospital for $500,000 because they didn’t name a hospital wing after his mom. That would be like me driving back to Taco Bell and asking for a refund because they didn’t leave the red sauce off my bean burrito.

Seriously, what a tool. I hope the thunder rolls and the lightning strikes him right on the head. Maybe INTEGRIS did lie and maybe they are a “not for profit” system that generates billions of dollars in revenue, but who cares. Live with it and move on! This is a hospital. You don’t donate something to them and then ask for it back. That’s such an Indi…uh…uhh…uhhh…taker backer (!!!) thing to do. Thanks Rugrats!

Also, does anyone else find this whole thing kind of creepy? I love my Mom like any other guy, but I’d never want a hospital wing named after her. And if I did, I sure wouldn’t want her name to be as big as the Hollywood sign. That’s just strange. Hell, Garth also probably made INTEGRIS promise to play the Dance on constant repeat in the ICU.

Anyway, I hope Garth Brooks loses this case. Sure, INTEGRIS is loaded, but the money went to construct a hospital and/or pay ridiculous executive salaries and/or to write off bad debt owed by poor people without insurance. That’s money well spent if you ask me.

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83 Responses to The Jerk Store called and they are running out of Garth Brooks

  1. Joey says:

    I have lost a lot of respect for Patrick and The Lost Ogle for this entry.

    Integris has really screwed the pooch on this one. You don’t mess with a man’s Mama like they did and expect to get away with it. What a bunch of idiots.

  2. Walker says:

    Jury just found for Garth Brooks on both breach of contract and fraud…now going back to the jury room to decide punitive damages in addition to giving back the $500,000…too many media and fans up here. Look out now…what will be the punitive damages…Integris bet wrong on this one!

  3. Walker says:

    Jury found…that Integris committed fraud, engaged in reckless disregard and acted intentionally with malice. Now going back in the jury room to determine an amount of money to punish Integris for its bad acts. Look out!

  4. Walker says:

    Sooooo…how much to punish Integris for hurting Oklahoma’s favorite son?

  5. Dim-Bob says:

    Integris SUCKS!

  6. Dim-Bob says:

    I hope Garth writes a song about integris.

  7. Walker says:

    Integris catches a break….tort reform limits punitive damages to no more than equal of the actual damages…jury gives max under the law of another 500K…total verdict $1 million….Integris in reality wins…evidence shows they have revenues of almost a half a billion in just two years…if a Garth Brooks with his money gets limited justice…how can the average citizen ever get justice…corporate greed and their ownership of the empowered Republican party has the deck stacked no matter the egregiousness of corporate wrongdoing.

  8. Dim-Bob says:

    Integris to pay Brooks $1M. Who’s the jerk now?

  9. Stew says:

    Garth’s mother can now rest in peace since sonny boy stood up for her and earned a million to help him through his pain.

  10. Joey says:

    Take that beeeotches! The good guys win again.

    Patrick loves Integris. What next? A man crush on Traber?

  11. Bob R says:

    I thought he should at least get back the 500.000 but there were no punitive damages. The ladies on the jury just wanted to impress lil Garthy.

  12. Brian says:

    For what’s worth, Integris attempted to return the 500k multiple times through his organization since an agreement could not be met but Garth and his lawyers wanted to take it to court. Does anyone really think a jury in OK would go against their baby boy? Yeah for cheap publicity!

  13. Lisa says:

    Garth outed himself as a weirdo years ago. Remember him retiring and unretiring? Insincerely crying on tv during interviews? He’s a drama queen and wouldn’t give the time of day to any of you who are defending him.

    • Who's the Queen NOW? says:

      I don’t think that ‘drama’ is the only kind of queen that poor little Garth IS…… I’m just saying. ;-)

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