About that vet who was caught having sex with a horse…

7:00 AM EST on January 24, 2012

If I were a guy I'd surely be a whore, but I would have a few rules before I plunged my pork sword into something. They would be a) must be alive, b) must not weigh three times as much as me, and c) must not resemble Sarah Jessica Parker.

Thomas Wilson apparently doesn't share the same standards as I do. He was caught having sex with a horse at a Glenpool vet. Surprisingly enough, he even lived to tell about it and be charged with a "Crime against nature."

From the Tulsa World:

A man appeared before a Tulsa County judge Thursday on an allegation that he had sex with a horse while he was a student in Oklahoma State University’s veterinary medicine program.

Thomas Lyle Wilson, 28, was charged Oct. 21 in Tulsa County District Court with one count of crimes against nature. Court records indicate that his current address is in Wilkes Barre, Penn.

According to an affidavit filed Nov. 2, Wilson graduated from OSU with a doctorate of veterinary medicine in July 2010 and was employed in 2009 as a preceptor at Legacy Equine Centre in Glenpool.

On Sept. 14, 2009, a veterinarian was checking on the horses in the clinic’s barn via a live video feed and “observed the defendant (Wilson) having sex with a horse,” the affidavit alleges.

The veterinarian approached Wilson, at which point Wilson stated, “I’m glad you caught me. I need help,” the affidavit states.

Wilson has pleaded not guilty to the charge, court records show.

I understand that college is the time to experiment with your sexuality, but this is ridiculous. I can see him being on the edge of desperation, but why didn't he close his eyes and just have sex with a large strong girl? The incident did happen in Glenpool. There are tons of swine-like females out there that I'm sure would have enjoyed a ride instead.

Also, don't you feel sorry for the vet who watched this act on the surveillance tape? You might recognize the man. He's the person you saw at the mail with his eyes gouged out.

The kicker of this whole story is that Wilson was caught going Wilbur on Mr. Ed in September of 2009, yet he graduated from OSU in 2010. According to the Daily Mail, he's now a vet in Pennsylvania. Should that be allowed? Pedophiles can't be pediatricians, necrophiles (probably) can't work in morgues, and horse rapists shouldn't be allowed to be vets. PETA or Sarah McLachlan or Robert Redford need to get all over this.