Welcome back to Monday Morning Tweets! It’s our weekly roundup of selected tweets from Oklahoma celebrities. Last week, I suggested that someone should start an Al Eschbach parody account. And someone actually did it! Since that was so successful, we’re going to try another request: this week I would like someone to give me six and a half million dollars. I would also like BJ Wexler’s popcorn machine to get it’s own twitter account. I don’t think either of those things are too much to ask.
After the jump, we get to this week’s tweets.
Wayne Coyne (@waynecoyne)
That is an awesome picture. Wayne and his wife look natural and relaxed, but something about Bob Stoops looks funny in that picture. I’m trying to come up with a way to describe that look on his face. Mostly it seems to be “Oh please god don’t let this guy do something that’s going to get me in the headlines like tweet a picture of cocaine or say that I am a known potsmoker.”
Kelly Ogle (@kellyogle)
I’m Ron Burgandy?
Kristin Chenoweth (@KChenoweth)
That’s funny, because the day I see my hands doing jazz hands is the day I know my life is over.
Darnell Mayberry (@DarnellMayberry)
That’s a really funny picture, and Darnell seems to be like me in that he always gets stuck next to the worst people on flights. I wonder if that flight was into or out of OKC. If so, it’s not completely out of the question that that guy could follow Darnell Mayberry on twitter. That would be a pretty awkward thing to wake up to and see on your phone.
Priscilla Luong (@priscillaluong)
I don’t know much, but I know this: if the meaning of life has to anything at all to do with that Uncle Joey guy from Full House, I’m going to be freaking pissed.
Jessica Perez (@JessicaPerez11)
First of all, that looks incredible, does anyone know where that is from? Secondly, what the heck is “manstrating?” Is that a thing that I don’t know about that I should know about. Third, Jessica Perez was the 3rd hottest woman in the Oklahoma City media last year but has since moved to Chicago, so now she won’t make our annual list of hotness that’s coming out next week. Patrick wanted me to write that.
That’s all for this week! Follow me on twitter here. Good bye!
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