Ogle Madness V: First Round, Midwest Region (Lower Bracket)

Ahhh snap! It’s time for you to go to lunch. Or go ahead and vote in the latest round of Ogle Madness. Either way, you’re probably gonna end up gassy and sad.

Here’s the battle list for this round!

(6) OU Tramp Stamp Girl vs. (11) Tom Coburn
(3) Emily Sutton vs. (14) Ralph Shortey
(7) Bob Barry Jr. vs. (10) Jim Inhofe
(2) Olivia Munn vs. (15) Steve Lackmeyer

You’ve got 24 hours to vote. After that, you’ll just cry and cry because you didn’t vote.

(6) OU Tramp Stamp Girl vs. (11) Tom Coburn

(6) OU Tramp Stamp Girl

Conference: Fair Going Hotties 

Who She Is: The classiest lady on planet Earth. 

Biggest Strength: That stool. 

Biggest Weakness: Tattoo choices.

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(11) Tom Coburn

Conference: People Who Are Easy Daily Show Punchlines 

Who He Is: GOP Senator/Doctor/Supercuts Customer

Biggest Strength: Has made me laugh more times than Jon Stewart. 

Biggest Weakness: Has made me cringe more times than the OU Tramp Stamp Girl.

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(3) Emily Sutton vs. (14) Ralph Shortey

(3) Emily Sutton

Conference: Super Hot Weather Vixens. 

Who She Is: KFOR Weather Girl / Thunder Anthem Singer / Girl Next Door 

Biggest Strength: Avoiding Bob Barry Jr.’s dressing room “Parties” 

Biggest Weakness: Not my wife

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(14) Ralph Shortey

Conference: Mouth-Breathing State Senators

Who He Is: District 44 State Senator 

Biggest Strength: Creating nonsensical bills 

Biggest Weakness: Can call himself senator

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(7) Bob Barry Jr. vs. (10) Jim Inhofe

(7) Bob Barry Jr.

Conference: Sportscasters Who Are Flattop Enthusiasts 

Who He Is: KFOR Sports Fella

Biggest Strength: I don't know buddy, why don't you tell me?

Biggest Weakness: Not allowed within 300 feet of Emily Sutton

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(10) Jim Inhofe

Conference: Earth Hating Senators 

Who He Is: Senior Oklahoma Senator 

Biggest Strength: Can look super creepy in almost every picture taken of him 

Biggest Weakness: Writes books on things he knows very little about

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(2) Olivia Munn vs. (15) Steve Lackmeyer

(2) Olivia Munn

Conference: Super Hot And Unattainable Women 

Who She Is: Actress / Author / Spencer Hick’s Favorite Person 

Biggest Strength: Princess Leia bikini 

Biggest Weakness: Instant nerd arousal

(15) Steve Lackmeyer

Conference: One Of Fourteen Full Time Employees The Oklahoman Has Left 

Who He Is: Writer? 

Biggest Strength: Gets to it in the Dark Tower and write about buildings 

Biggest Weakness: Gets paid to write about and is probably aroused by buildings

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