Did you hear that the OKCPD, FBI and Oklahoma Bureau of Narcotics did something the Video Vigilante couldn’t? They arrested 44 people in a prostitution sting instead of just videotaping them like some pervert.
A three-day prostitution sting resulted in 44 arrests in Oklahoma City, police reported Monday.
The sting was a joint effort between Oklahoma City police, the FBI and the Oklahoma Bureau of Narcotics and Dangerous Drug Control’s human trafficking unit.
Arrests were made Thursday, Friday and Saturday in an area of S Robinson Avenue known for prostitution and through Internet investigations, Sgt. Jennifer Wardlow said.
Much like the creepy Video Vigilante, NewsOK decided to post mug shots of all the culprits. Since I’m not one to be outshone by a pervert with a video camera or Oklahoma’s most conservative rag, I have decided to post some of their pictures on here, too. The only difference is I’m going to rank the 1o hottest prostitutes. The ladies are already being judged, so we might as well do it in style.
Anyway, here’s my Top 10 list. And please think of me when I’m being beaten to death by an angry street pimp later this week!
10. Tegan Franklin
Interesting Fact: Her butthole is an outie!
9. Kim Bailey
Astrological Sign: Gravy
8. Aimee Anderson
Favorite Sport: All of them
(p.s. – The picture of Aimee Anderson didn’t download properly, so I used the one of Van Shea Iven instead. He is in no way a prostitute.)
7. Jaime Whiteeagle
Favorite Comedian: Katt Williams
6. Heather Rigdon
Favorite Lesbian: Justin Bieber
5. Stephanie Zorn
Best Feature: Ringworm
4. Bibi Jones
Favorite Greek Tragedy She Thinks is a Dinosaur: Oedipus Rex
(Disclaimer: Bibi Jones actually wasn’t arrested in the sting. I’m just getting so grossed out by this post that I feet like mixing it up a bit. I knew you would understand.)
3. Brittney Brenton
Drug of Choice: Love
2. Raven Capers
Name if She Were a Pornstar: Caven Rapers
And the sexiest prostitute arrested in the sting…
1. Michelle Rice
Video Game Character She Hates the Most: The dude from Grand Theft Auto: Vice City
There you have it, the sexiest people that you won’t see for a while. But we can’t just shame the women. As they say on Dancing with the Stars, “It takes two to tango.” So here are some pictures of the “Johns” with some interesting tidbits as well!
1. Rene Defferia
Favorite Actor: Danny Trejo
(Interesting fact, Rene has a rare visual defect that only allows him to look slightly above things.)
2. Nicolas Palma
Hair Style Secret: Negligence
3. Arvey Placker
Street Alias: Lobes (for his massive attached ear lobes)
There you have it, just a handful (of masturbators) that were arrested Monday. If you are a street pimp that is seeking revenge, I can be found here.
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