In 2013, we here at The Lost Ogle have resolved to bring you some new and hard-hitting features. Sure, we’ll still bring you your favorites, like Monday Morning Tweets, Friday Night in the Big Town, and pictures of Emily Sutton and Joleen Chaney doing everyday things. But this is the year that we’re stepping up our game.
You see, at TLO, we want to ensure that we continue to please our readership. We know that you demand the highest and most quality posts because you deserve the best. In an effort to not clog your feed reader up with nonsense and worthless musings, we’ve come up with a list of some proposed posts and features to entertain you through 2013. Let us know in the comments what features you’d like to see and which ones you’d love to see!
Patricia’s Product Demos
Patricia’s has been sponsoring our humble blog for a while now. Just like us, Patricia’s is committed to quality, and because of this, we thought that there was no better way to help them demonstrate the quality of their products than with video product demos. We have set up a webcam, and it’s a subscription only sort of a thing. You do have to pay to see it, but trust me, it’s totally worth it. You’ll wanna see Patrick’s nipple clamp demo.
Okie Blogger Whiskey Throwdown
We here at The Lost Ogle know for a fact that we can drink every Okie blogger under the table. We are secure in our abilities, mainly because we haven’t been sober since the last time OU won a national championship. But there may be some out there who doubt our prowess. That is why we would like to schedule drinking battles against other Okie bloggers this year to demonstrate just how good we are at drinking. If you own a local bar and would like to sponsor us when we take on The Pioneer Woman or The Daily Thunder in a whiskey-drink off, let us know. In the mean time, I’ll keep mainlining Jameson to prepare for the competition.
Amateur Storm Chasing
If there’s one thing that backyard wrestling has taught us, it’s that you don’t have to be a professional to accidentally kill yourself in an endeavor you’re not trained for. That’s why we’re looking into buying a used pick up and some video cameras for the next big round of tornadoes. We will chase these tornadoes and bring you the videos that the pros are too scared to get. Also, wouldn’t it be cool to see a live feed of a video filmed from a truck that’s been sucked into a tornado?
The Chesapeake Energy Business Minute
Some things have gone down at Chesapeake this past year, and as a person who can’t do her taxes on her own, I’m not even sure what those things are. But that’s why we’re going to start a weekly business column about all the goings on of Chesapeake and other Oklahoma businesses. At this point, none of use are qualified to write this. So if you write for Forbes and want to do a column for our obscure local social blog, let us know.
OKC Thunder Hug Challenge
I have a theory that Kendrick Perkins gives the best hugs out of every Thunder player. (Kevin Durant makes the best grilled cheese sandwiches, Nick Collison is the best amateur ballroom dancer, and Serge Ibaka builds the best forts out of couch cushions.) I would like to test this theory. If you work for the Thunder and think that letting the players hug a blogger would be a great PR opportunity for the team, email us at email@example.com.
What do you think, readers? Are you excited for our new post ideas? Do you have any suggestions us? Let us know!
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