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Christina Fallin did not get engaged over the weekend…
Jan 14
2013
Saturday night, I received several emails from Ogle Moles informing me that Christina Fallin got engaged (again). They assumed this because some dude posted the following photo on Instagram:
You know how you can see a pic of a cow eating grass and just go ahead and assume the image is legit, because what do you know, cows eat grass? Well, that’s what happened to our Moles. They saw an Instagram pic of some bearded hipster putting a ring on Christina Fallin’s hand, along with a caption “#shesaidyes,” and just assumed she was engaged again. Who cares the engagement ring was the same type you’d get from a vending machine in front of a grocery store for a quarter (or for $5 at Blue Seven). This is Christina Fallin. That seems like something “hip” and “ironic” that she’d totally do.
Unfortunately, that’s not the case. It looks like the whole thing was just a gag between a pair of über hipsters. That’s probably good for Christina Fallin and our list of 2013 predictions. It’s probably bad for future material on this website.
On that note, we’ve given Christina Fallin a hard time on TLO for her marriages…and divorces…and engagement photos…and weird music videos…and pink hair, but at least she seems to have a good sense of humor about it all and doesn’t take herself too seriously. How else could you explain the photo above or the pics from that recent fashion shoot in the December issue of Oklahoma Magazine.
Wait, I never told you all that Christina Fallin posed for a fashion shoot in the December issue of Oklahoma Magazine. I guess I forgot about it. The photos belong in the “Trying Too Hard” Hall of Fame. Check them out:
I’m not sure what’s going on in this photo? Why is there grass indoors? Why does she look like she’s about to pee on the grass? And why’s there a futuristic ashtray in the background?
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First of all, I think she bought that shirt while vacationing on Cybertron with her mom last summer. Also, what’s more embarrassing? Christina taking a photograph in the Omniplex mirror maze, Christina probably getting lost in the Omniplex mirror maze, or me knowing it’s the Omniplex mirror maze because I was an Omniplex apprentice in 8th grade?
(By the way, I know it’s not called the “Omniplex” anymore. I refuse to call the place by its new stupid name “Science Museum Oklahoma.” That’s about as bad as Walt Jr. changing his name to Flynn. At least Walt Jr. had family problems.)
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I honestly can’t think of anything to write about that photo, because every time I look at it I laugh uncontrollably. It’s like a Valentine’s Card for the damned.
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Speaking of laughing uncontrollably, I wonder how hard it was for the photographer to contain his laughter when Christina said “Can we take a photo in front of the Einstein painting?”
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F-ck it. I give up.
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Anyway, click here to view Christina’s fashion Q&A with Oklahoma Magazine. It’s not quite as amazing as the photographs, or columns like this one or this one or this one, but it’s close.
Her favorite article of clothing is a monkey fur jacket. Full stop.
MERKIN
(look it up if you don’t know what it is)
Now try to read about the monkey fur coat without laughing.
fingerless gloves classic
Well nice cap on the last pic as it is appropriate for the ones that precede it and succeed it for that matter. I am bummed that it is not true as i have a bet with my mates that she pulls a hat trick within a year period. I guess it was a little wide of the net!
Looks like a real life version of Dalia from Suburgatory.
Awww, SNAP! You just challenged Christina to a hip-hop dance off, yo!
Sorry, I love that show.
Monkey fur jacket? Over her Northface, right? She looks like she enjoys “adventures”. Dumbass.
I couldn’t help but smile at the Omniplex photo as well. I actually have to give her props. Why didn’t I think of taking pic’s in the mirror maze?
I think it’s time to go ahead and post those nekkid pics of her………
you know that at some point it was late, she was drunk, her phone was there………..
somebody, somewhere got some nekkid pics of Christina…………………….
Completly artistic of course!
+1 for the Breaking Bad reference. I’m pretty sure Christina Fallin could have been one of Jesse’s girlfriends at some point.
Well, if Oklahoma ever devolves into a Hunger Games-type competition, she’s our Effie Trinket.
So glad to finally see Ferris Bueller’s beret repurposed!
I hate to admit it, but I like her pink hair. I wish I had the guts to dye my hair pink. It’s a really great color on me, but I don’t want to mess with the upkeep of hair color. Plus all the bleaching and re-coloring really damages your hair.
Other than that, bleh.
Talk to your stylist, they can do a “chalking” that looks really good but is temporary and doesn’t harm your hair. FYI.
I bet she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
I read the OK Mag article. She says “I err on the side of dressing up in order to be less approachable, but it doesn’t always work.” Yeah, I would find her hard to approach only because I would get the squirts from being disgusted.
Hey if you got engaged/married after every Tom, Dick or Bacon approached you, you would try something new to help protect yourself from………………uh well yourself! hahahahahahaha
I can’t believe no one has mentioned that picture with all the mirrors looks exactly like its from the Flock of Seagulls “I Ran So Far Away” video! Hair and all!
Gross
I don’t even know her personally, but you guys are some serious assholes from every article I’ve read on this shitty site. What did she do to deserve such ridicule? Be rich? Be the daughter of Mary Fallin? I don’t get it. But you guys are gross and low and not even remotely funny. If you were insulting and mean and funny, you may get a pass, but so far, your jokes are shitty and middle-school. Did she turn one of you down for sex? Is that what the vengeance is all about? I guess that makes sense. In the future, at least be funny with your incredible meanness to someone that is just another fucking person with problems.