Hi everyone! It’s another exciting edition of Monday Morning Tweets. If you’re anything like me, you are looking forward to yet another week full of work, Thunder basketball, and trying not to get psyched out by predictions by the local weathermen. Let’s dive into this week’s tweets after the jump.
Can’t wait till some female tell’s me option football will work in NFL.
— Barry Switzer (@Barry_Switzer) January 13, 2013
Haha, I get it! Because they’re ladies, and their tiny lady brains don’t understand how football works!
Hey, coach! Look behind you. No, not right there. Waaaay back there. See that? It’s the shark you jumped.
— Ali Meyer (@amanchor) January 8, 2013
The Lost Ogle approves of this editorial decision by Channel 4.
— Rusty Surette (@rustysurette) January 13, 2013
Uhhh… That’s a new one to me. Perhaps I’m just terribly unsophisticated.
How time flies!Hubby and I celebratingour 38th Anniversary at the Coach House.And…he still opens doors for me! twitter.com/linda4news/sta…
— Linda Cavanaugh (@linda4news) January 6, 2013
Congratulations to Linda Cavanaugh on 38 years of marriage. That’s a very impressive feat. Less impressive, though, is the fact that Linda Cavanaugh has yet to realize her Life Goal, which I discovered this week is to “ride a bull for 8 seconds.” I hope that someday she is able to achieve this.
AGAIN.. IM NOT CRAZY.. MY REALITY IS JUST DIFFERENT THAN YOURS. LOL
— Hasheem Thabeet (@HasheemTheDream) January 10, 2013
Do you ever wonder how I decide what tweets to include in this post each week? I divide them up into four categories: 1. Funny tweets 2. Thoughtful tweets 3. Newsworthy tweets and 4. Tweets that cause Marisa to get so excited that she begins texting me in the style of the original tweeter. Guess which one this was?
This week, I decided to enter the terms “Oklahoma” and “ratchet” into the Twitter search to see what the results were. Here they are:
The Jim Traber Loves Exclamation Points Tweet Of The Week!!!!!
@maiahymichaelsr lololololol!!! One follow and 5 tweets all to me!! Nice life !!!!!!!
— jimtraber (@jimtraber) January 13, 2013
This week, Jim devotes 12 of his allotted 140 characters to emphasizing the fact that he thinks it’s hilarious that one random dude on Twitter has no life. Take it away, Mark Rodgers:
— Mark Rodgers (@markrsports) January 10, 2013
The Dean Blevins Memorial Weekly Tweet from Dean Blevins
Jer thinking 72 yr-old Ark pal MonteKiffin as DC. Who next, Frank Broyles? Bambi? Kiffin should b on probation for fathering a kid like that
— Dean Blevins (@DeanBlevins) January 10, 2013
I don’t even… I mean, at this point, what is there to say? I think Carey Murdock speaks for all of us.
@deanblevins what the hell Dean?
— SoonerScoop.com (@SoonerScoop) January 11, 2013
That’s all for this week. Follow me on Twitter here. Good bye!
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