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TLO Caption Contest: Christina Fallin kissing another dude
Jan 24
2013
Last week, we experimented with a caption contest featuring a photo of Al Eschbach talking to a Hooters waitress. The results were kind of funny, so I figured I’d push our chances and try another one. This week’s photo is of Christina Fallin kissing hipster musician Jacob Abello. She posted it to her now private Instagram account late last week.
Before we get to that pic, lets review the previous week’s contest. Here’s the photo and some of my favorite captions:
“Jim Traber has bigger hooters than you!”
“Did you ever see the Seinfeld where Kramer got a new shower head?”
“Hell yeah I can introduce you to the other six dwarfs!”
“How much is this semester going to cost me?”
“You know it’s in the Hooters bylaws that I get all Mike Stoop’s sloppy seconds.”
“I agree with you Kayla, this is the most talented defensive recruiting class since 2001.”
“Is that a radish in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”
“People tell me this hat makes me look like Indiana Jones.”
“So, uhhhh, yeah…What was a Gene Chandler’s top hit from March 1961? You don’t know? Geezzzz, it was Duke of Earl, come on!”
Great work, Moles. If your comment was mentioned shoot me an email and I’ll get you a TLO Trivia Night ink pen in the mail. Here’s this week’s photo:
My off-the-cuff caption is: “Don’t worry. It will only tickle.”
Have fun, Moles.
Update: In hindsight, this probably wasn’t the best idea.
I only make out with people who have worse hair coloring than I do.
Taste the Bacon on my breath?
A+
Wanna taste the wicked salad I had for lunch?
That was good. Now lets get that annulled.
“We’re married now, right? Right?”
Does the carpet match the drapes?
Now I know why she lost the last two men she dated. Lips! you kiss with your lips!
“Kiss me, you’re beautiful..
These are truly the last days”
and the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides
We just had a hipster musical reference connection.
HAHAHA!
“Oh, now I know why we want to get rid of art.”
No, I dyed my eyebrows. The pink is natural.
“Honestly, can you believe they are paying us for these photos, and no I don’t know anything about the ad it’s going to be used in, they said it was something called ANTIDOTE FOR VIAGRA.”
Is it true what they say about men with large ears?
And kids, this is the story of how I took down the President’s first VP pick.
I loved you on “Malibu’s Most Wanted.”
“I was totes kissing gay guys way before it was popular”
“Let’s pretend you like girls and make my other husbands jealous, ya wanna?”
I bet that guy is gay
If he wasn’t before, he is now!
If I’m not mistaken, the guy Fallin is kissing is Norman musician Jacob Abello.
If it is Abello, Jody’s assumption is correct.
“Now that we’re done down there, let’s try snowballing.”
I have no real skills or talent yet I crave attention, so let’s be controversial and call it “avant grade art”
“I’ve always wanted to kiss Katy Perry/Madonna”
The new Governor Fallin Gay Conversion Program started this week.
For the win.
Agreed!
Does the carpet match the drapes?
“I vant to bite your face off…changed my mind…maybe next time.”
I DO!