Last week, we experimented with a caption contest featuring a photo of Al Eschbach talking to a Hooters waitress. The results were kind of funny, so I figured I’d push our chances and try another one. This week’s photo is of Christina Fallin kissing hipster musician Jacob Abello. She posted it to her now private Instagram account late last week.
Before we get to that pic, lets review the previous week’s contest. Here’s the photo and some of my favorite captions:
“Jim Traber has bigger hooters than you!”
“Did you ever see the Seinfeld where Kramer got a new shower head?”
“Hell yeah I can introduce you to the other six dwarfs!”
“How much is this semester going to cost me?”
“You know it’s in the Hooters bylaws that I get all Mike Stoop’s sloppy seconds.”
“I agree with you Kayla, this is the most talented defensive recruiting class since 2001.”
“Is that a radish in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”
“People tell me this hat makes me look like Indiana Jones.”
“So, uhhhh, yeah…What was a Gene Chandler’s top hit from March 1961? You don’t know? Geezzzz, it was Duke of Earl, come on!”
Great work, Moles. If your comment was mentioned shoot me an email and I’ll get you a TLO Trivia Night ink pen in the mail. Here’s this week’s photo:
My off-the-cuff caption is: “Don’t worry. It will only tickle.”
Have fun, Moles.
Update: In hindsight, this probably wasn’t the best idea.