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Some couple is having a wedding shower at a library
Jan 31
2013
One of my ex-girlfriends was a librarian. Back when we were together, she’d always talk about how there were a bunch of cool things to do at the library. She’d also constantly complain about how I’d never write about her on this website. Hahaha! I’m writing about you now…only as a segue to a story about an Oklahoma City couple who’s having a bridal shower at the library. Take that!
Via News 9:
Some OKC Residents ‘Hot And Bothered’ Over Planned Fetish Party
A party hosted by a group claiming to be “open to every sexual fetish” has some people outraged because of where it’s scheduled to take place: a public library.
The social networking website Tabu is hosting the event called the “A Littles’ Valentines Day Party” at the Southwest OKC pu
blic library on Feb. 10.
“We have no problem with them. We are not the thought police,” says Gary Kramer with the Pioneer Library System.
Kramer says as long as the group obeys the rules, Pioneer can’t tell them no.
The invite says craft supplies will be available to make Valentines Day cards and says the dress code is “public appropriate.” However, the organizer encourages, “little wear” for those who may enjoy “age play,” dressing up as a baby, juvenile or toddler.
The room where the party is scheduled to take place has glass walls. Those using the library can easily look inside. That includes the room next door, which is scheduled to have a wedding shower going on at the same time.
Uhm, who seriously has a wedding shower at the library? Are they going with a Dewey Decimal System theme? The couple might as well put “Please get us a shitty gift” on the invite. They’re probably registered at Big Lots. At least there will be a fetish group Valentine’s party to keep the guests entertained.
Yeah, I may have buried the lead there, but who really cares if there’s a fetish party at the library? Are they really going to show up with whips, tickle feathers and those red balls from Pulp Fiction stuffed in their mouths? Probably not, but if they do, send us some pictures. I want to see the reaction on the face of the bride and groom.
Better than a wedding at Taco Bueno
The funny thing is…. The “fetish” Party everyone is freaked out about is just adults wearing geeky shirts from a a favorite childhood show, Or for girls maybe a tutu and a tiara. Seriously You could see worse dressed people at walmart. I think its funny people judged them so quickly and probably pictured the fat guy in a diaper from CSI when its nothing like that… at least not in public. You never know… the boring wedding guest would have seen the fetishist having fun making cards and sharing candy and would have wanted to join in
Per Newsok, the fetish party has cancelled it’s party to not offend or cause a disturbance. I think to be fair the wedding reception has to invite: Larry from Chickasa and that actor dude London who just crapped his pants in Arizona.
I don’t have anything to say about fetishists. They are grown adults and know how to act in public. If they didn’t, people wouldn’t be surprised by their boss that loves to get his nips slapped while chugging milk.
I do, however, love the idea of anything wedding related happening in a library. That is one sure fire way to get the mother in law to shut the hell up about the catering.