Some girl named a cute, cuddly and absolutely adorable litter of puppies after Thunder players (photos)

From: Patrick Feb 1, 2013

Feb 1 2013

A few weeks ago, I threw my name into the hat for the new KFOR Channel 4 News Director opening. So far, I have yet to hear back from anyone with the OKC NBC affiliate. This is probably because they think they can’t afford me, but that’s okay. I’ll take less to work for Channel 4. I really will. I’m not one to turn down a rebuilding effort. Just ask Bob Stoops. That ‘s where legends and job security are made.

Then again, maybe KFOR also feels I’m overqualified. I can’t blame them. To help prove that I’m not, here’ s a bunch of photos of labrador puppies named after Thunder players. The puppies belong to @sav4okcthunder. I learned about them via the Thunder’s official 411 blog. They weren’t kidnapped by sexual predators, kept in a gun range or used to scam senior citizens, but who cares. They’re puppies. The fact that I’m writing about them shows that I can reach Channel 4′s lowest-common-denominator levels of disappointment

Plus, it might get Channel 9′s attention. They love anything that has to do with the Thunder.

Here are the puppies:

Russell Pupbrook:

Thabo Sefolosha:

Perry Jones:

Collison (bitch):

Mr. Mean Muggin Perkins

Eric Maynor

Serge iBARKa

Kevin Martin

Brooks (another bitch)

There you have it Moles. Thunder Puppies. Go grab a tissue.

Anyway, I expect an email very soon from the people who run Channel 4. Lets make this happen. Patrick, News Director. I can see the business card now.

Comments

Grandmonsta says:

February 1, 2013 at 9:23 am

It’s a good thing that the dog who is named after Nick Collison is a girl, because I heard bitches love him.
- Bluechip says:
  
  February 5, 2013 at 12:42 am
  
  Since it was a girl, was Nikki Collie too obvious?
Heather Franz says:

February 1, 2013 at 11:41 am

This is absolutely precious!! And to top it off, they’re LABS!!!!!! I ADORE their names and breed!! <3
I named my puppies after Okc Cavs players! says:

February 1, 2013 at 11:58 am

Until I got to the last two, I was picking up a little bit of a color scheme… Anyone else? Maybe I am just BARKING up the wrong tree. I guess I should stop trying to DIG for problems. That’s all I have. Now, I must FLEA!
MoreNorman_LessMoore says:

February 1, 2013 at 2:27 pm

Would of gone with “Ruffle” Westbrook, just sayin.
- Bluechip says:
  
  February 5, 2013 at 12:35 am
  
  Ruuuff Westbrook
  
  And Perkins would have to be Puddles
MoreNorman_LessMoore says:

February 1, 2013 at 2:30 pm

Kevin Gurrrrrrant.
Barn Burner says:

February 1, 2013 at 5:30 pm

Thabo Sniffalosha…
Bluechip says:

February 5, 2013 at 12:57 am

If you had some other breeds, you could have:
Russel Westiebrook or JackRussel Westbrook.
Thabo Shitzulosia
Never overlook the obvious…Scottie Brooks
Pyrenne
Bluechip says:

February 5, 2013 at 1:03 am

Pyrenees Jones III
DeAndre Lickins