Some girl named a cute, cuddly and absolutely adorable litter of puppies after Thunder players (photos)

A few weeks ago, I threw my name into the hat for the new KFOR Channel 4 News Director opening. So far, I have yet to hear back from anyone with the OKC NBC affiliate. This is probably because they think they can't afford me, but that's okay. I'll take less to work for Channel 4. I really will. I'm not one to turn down a rebuilding effort. Just ask Bob Stoops.  That 's where legends and job security are made.

Then again, maybe KFOR also feels I'm overqualified. I can't blame them. To help prove that I'm not, here' s a bunch of photos of labrador puppies named after Thunder players. The puppies belong to @sav4okcthunder. I learned about them via the Thunder's official 411 blog.  They weren't kidnapped by sexual predators, kept in a gun range or used to scam senior citizens, but who cares.  They're puppies.  The fact that I'm writing about them shows that I can reach Channel 4's lowest-common-denominator levels of disappointment

Plus, it might get Channel 9's attention. They love anything that has to do with the Thunder.

Here are the puppies:

Russell Pupbrook:

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Thabo Sefolosha:

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Perry Jones:

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Collison (bitch):

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Mr. Mean Muggin Perkins

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Eric Maynor

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Serge iBARKa

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Kevin Martin

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KD

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Brooks (another bitch)

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There you have it Moles. Thunder Puppies. Go grab a tissue.

Anyway, I expect an email very soon from the people who run Channel 4. Lets make this happen. Patrick, News Director. I can see the business card now.