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According to these videos, Emily Sutton had fun at Single in the City
Feb 25
2013
That’s a pic of local broadcasting legend (kidding) Brent Skarky talking to Emily Sutton at Saturday night’s “Single in the City” auction. Why would Brent Skarky be allowed in the same room as Emily, much less granted time to have a conversation with her on a stage??? Well, the people at Oklahoma Magazine picked Brent to emcee the auction. That’s right, they went with the Skarkster. Apparently their first choice, Driver from the Sports Animal, called in sick at the last second.
Anyway, I didn’t make this year’s auction, but an Ogle Mole in attendance provided me with some grainy, poorly lit videos of Emily on the auction block. I think you can say she had a good time. Here are the videos.
In the first clip, Emily talked about why she got into weather. She also told some storm chasing stories:
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Emily decided to sing in the the second video. This isn’t surprising. Emily does seems like the type of girl who will randomly burst into song at any moment.
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The third clip was the best. Emily was being auctioned and decided to show off some of her favorite dance moves. She’d fit in great at a bachelor or bachelorette party:
Wow, Emily’s even adorable when dancing like a drunk girl at a club. She could make the Elaine look charming and sweet.
Anyway, the real story in all of this is that Emily Sutton was auctioned for only $700 dollars. That’s the steal of the century. Wouldn’t it have been an awesome thing to split with five or six of your buddies?
“Hey, what are all you all doing tonight?”
“Going on a date with Emily Sutton!”
“Awesome. Where are you going?”
“Not sure, we’re just going to try to get her drunk!”
Okay, so maybe it would have been awkward, but at least the money would have gone to a good cause.
“Driver” makes an appearance on TLO. Repent now the end of the world is near!
Patrick was really taking it easy on Sharky ( I don’t know why) but in reality:
first choice was James the Marvel,
second choice being:
the President & CEO of Platt College (and he was going to wear the chef jacket along with that horrid Toupe),
then Sharky…………
+1
The Emily Sutton News Network is having a banner year.
If she had done the sprinkler dance move, I totally would have gone 7 and a quarter.
All sarcasm aside, I was guessing she would have at least gone for a cool grand.
Throw in the lawn mower move and I’m going $728.50. BAM!
$750 if she had done a couple of Traber Tuba Turns, ala The Fightin’ Texas Aggie Band. BOOM!
granted, Emily is a beautiful woman and should have got more, but if someone come along and threw out a couple of grand, the attention would then turn to the possible perv in the audience so then one of two things would happen: your date would go as planned with Frankenogle as your chaperon, or something would “come up” and your date would be substituted with Linda Cavanaugh.
Hmmm…..Jessica Webb went for over $800…must have been the Thunder dress….
Please people….shoot your videos HORIZONTALLY. Why do we have to go over and over this…and why take shitty vids anyway…
There are people who pay more for Sooner football tix and get less satisfaction for their money than a dinner with our girl.
I would have bid, but I wanted to save my money to rent a movie at Redbox.
I would have bid, but I wanted to save my money to rent a movie at Redbox.
wrong Red box
That girl is average looking at best. Maybe some of you in OKC think different, but out here in SoCal she wouldn’t get a second look. Consider raising your standards please!
Dude, it’s not just her look, if it were just looks alone the only posts about hot media chicks here would be about Liz Doo-a-dicky and other model types. Emily has the girl next door thing and the “it” factor going on in a major way.