For the last two over-hyped weather events, we selected a couple of images that “summarized” the excessive severe weather coverage provided by our local media. One was the famous graphic of Mike Morgan declaring a cold windy day or life threatening blizzard. The other was a screenshot of the KOKH webpage that featured a bunch of weather maps with nothing on them.
This time around we’re not choosing an image to summarize the coverage. If we did, it would be Spanky Mealy, the ringleader of the famed Mealy Boys. Instead, we’re going to go with this video clip of Steve Shaw asking an OSU student a very peculiar question:
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Yes, that really happened…on television…in Oklahoma.
That video summarizes this round of media hype because it was the high-point in a very drab day. Seriously, the let down from the lack of snow was so great in OKC that we needed unintentional dick humor to lift our spirits. And it did? Thank Gary England the girl’s name wasn’t Bushrod. We may have never recovered.
Couple of other thoughts:
• Did you get the vibe that the college student didn’t get what had just happened? I sure did.
• Did you get the vibe that Steve Shaw totally got what had just happened? After the girl gave him a strait-faced question, he kind of raised the tone of his voice and quickly tried to change the subject. He was like “Holy Shit I can’t believe she just answered that!” The only problem is that Steve Shaw is so incompetent that he changed the subject to stuffing a face with bacon.
• “They’re expecting five to eight inches. Can you handle that?” is going to be my new pick-up line at bars.
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If she’s an OSU student she can handle eight inches, she is more than used to it. Seriously though, I watched all three local stations’ weather coverage and your boy Gary and the weather “skanks” were 100% wrong. Mike Morgan was the only weatherman that was right. And no this is not Marla.
Steve Shaw always seems to put in a sexual innuendo whenever possible. He’s a dirty old man who could be blindfolded with dental floss.
I’m starting a new business and I’m cutting a deal with all the OKC weather stations, they are going to give me an advance heads up on “Blizzard” predictions, I’m going to set up on every corner selling bread, comfort food, ice melt and snow shovels……..of course I’m going to have to defeat the deal they already have with Wal-Mart, but hey it’s a plan! In all seriousness I had old ladies at Wal-Mart tellling me and others to F-off as they went for the last few loaves of Bread!
Oh and just remember a weatherman’s 5-8 inches is really 1-3…… if that! hahahahahahaha
Steve Shaw is the worst male reporter of all-time, I have watch and worked with some really good male reporters *sarcasm*