Great, Alex Wehrley is dating some meathead reporter from Channel 5…

One of the early front-runners for our annual ranking of the “20 Hottest Women in the Oklahoma City News Media” is Alex Wehrley. I know she’s an anchor for KSBI Channel 52, so saying she works in the media is kind of a stretch, but who cares when we have photos like this:

And this:

And this…

Wait a second. That photo is terrible. It’s so bad it makes me want to watch the Christina Fallin interview again or vacation with Al Eschbach.

The pic is of Alex with KOCO assignment reporter Michael Seiden, or as Jessica Schambach calls him, “Hey, quit looking at my chest.” For what it’s worth, Paul Folger gave him the very same nickname. We’ve heard rumors through the Ogle Mole Network that Alex and Michael are dating. The couple apparently gets along great. I guess Michael likes hot blondes from Wisconsin, while Alex enjoys dumb guys from Georgia.

Check out these Instagram photos Michael posted yesterday while covering the blizzard in northwest Oklahoma. Pay close attention to the captions:

Caption: Just chillin’ in front of a massive snowdrift in Woodward, OK

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Caption: Snowdrift in Watonga, OK Headed to Woodward.

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I hate to be this guy, but can we have Damon Lane explain to Michael the difference between a snow drift and a pile of snow? They’re not the same thing. Snow drifts are naturally occurring banks of deep snow driven together by the wind, while a pile of snow is usually made by a some old guy driving a snow plow. After they have that conversation, can someone then tell Michael that Whitewater isn’t a “lake” and to stop calling the pile of dirt in that new neighborhood edition “Mount Edmond?”

Anyway, you may be thinking “Boy Patrick, you’re really grasping at straws here. So what? The guy doesn’t know what a snow drift is. Not everyone can be smart and intelligent like you.”

That’s true, but who cares. He deserves to be made fun of. Not only is he dating a hot girl named Alex, but he poses for photos like this:

From what I’ve heard, that’s the same pose Michael makes when chasing Bob Irzyk around the KOCO bathroom. They call him Mr. Scary Giggles.

Anyway, I guess we should be nice and wish Alex and Michael the best of luck. When Alex breaks up with him after learning he doesn’t know how to tie a shoe or the difference between Wisconsin cheddar and Velveeta, we want her to be nice to us. We don’t need Mean Dueweke, Version 2.0.