Jun 13, 2013
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- KFOR found the world’s coolest post-tornado vigilante…Jun 11, 2013
- FBI investigating ex-Oklahoman reporter Zeke Campfield on allegations he solicited a 16-year-old prostitute…Jun 6, 2013
- Finally, Mike Morgan breaks his silence on Friday’s storm coverage…Jun 6, 2013
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- Someone from The Onion is writing editorials for the Oklahoman…Jun 3, 2013
- Based on these Facebook comments, The Derplahomans were not happy that Obama visited OklahomaMay 28, 2013
- Top 20 Photographs in TLO History (5-1)May 28, 2013
Meet the scariest white rapper in Oklahoma City (or the world)
Mar 12
2013
Move over Josh Sallee! Watch your heart, Chelsea. There’s a new rapper in The OKC. His name is Zero and he recently released what may be the greatest music video to ever be filmed in Oklahoma City:
Wow. Did you notice the Oklahoma face tattoo? The Panhandle was erect and about twice the size of the Red River. Also, he has two teardrops under his right eye, which according to a National Geographic show I watched about gangs, means he’s either killed a man or touched himself while thinking about Lil Wayne…twice.
Anyway, I found some pictures of Zero on MySpace. It was on a page for something called “Okie Boy Goons.” I think that’s the name of his posse, music label or underground criminal organization:
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Dear Mr. Zero. I don’t want to make fun of you. I like your music and wish you a long and successful career rapping and killing Crips, so please don’t shoot me with your great great grandfather’s Civil War era revolver. Seriously, that’s a sweet musket. When you commit a drive-by with that thing, do you have to drive around the block six times? Did you steal Senator Cockroft’s Civil War themed sidearm? Considering how attune you are to clothing and style, I would imagine that you wouldn’t go with mismatched revolvers. You seem more like a Glock man to me. Also, why did you get 405 tattooed on your stomach? That’s like the easiest part of a telephone number to remember. Before your next tattoo, make sure the artist checks to ensure that all the numbers or letters are the same size font.
OK, I know I said I didn’t want to make fun of you, but dude, you are trying way too hard to be… well… hard. Of course, I take that back if you are an O.G. and down with OPP and all that stuff. If that’s the case, I would like to join the ”Okie Boy Goons.” I have red hair and rooted for the Bloods in Colors, so I’ll blend in nicely. My rap name will be “Young Nice.” That way our initials, when placed next to each other, will read OBGYN. What a cool joint that will be. Anycrap, follow me on Twitter if I can be a part of your club! @SpencerLenox
“Guys…let’s hurry and take these pics…my mom is gonna be home in like 3 minutes!”
Perfect.
There really should be an IQ test before people are allowed to buy guns, or breed.
NO doubt.
Okay Adolph!
I hear ‘Dat!!!
Really? Look at the way they’re holding the pistols. They got into grandpa’s stash. They’ve never fired a weapon in their lives!! Such fucking losers. Where is the OE 900 40oz?!!! They seem to be rollin’ with Big Gulps and Sprite!! Too bad we will have to waste taxpayer money so these guys can be butt bitches in jail. Gonna get banged HARD. F A I L.
wow
Slaves And Worm Food, Thanks for the FREE PRESS!!
You’re welcome. It had less than 300 views when I posted this… now it has over 3K. I expect a “thank you” in the liner notes of the CD.
For sure!
I DEFINITELY En It Lee Hear ‘Dat!!
I usually think of trailor trash as country folk but I guess in this case trailor trash can also be white, antique gun collecting gang-stas with homemade tattoos. Zero is a fitting name though.
Trailer Trash = Country Folks??? Have you ever been to the country?
Lrn 2 spel
That trailer home looks like shit, you know he’s not getting his deposit back.
Now THAT ^^ was funny.
Spence your name should have been D-Nice!
Nothing says hard like wood paneling.
I wasn’t fazed by the guns, the hard look, the tatoo’s, BUT that FOOKIN wood paneling scared me worse than the Blair Witch Project and Paranormal 4. They put them guns down and bust out a big can of PLEDGE and some shizt is gonna go down!
juggalo filth
I’d like to visit this Nicholas Hills place but not so much Del Shitty…
Sure there is such a place….. it’s right between the A-Hole and Va-J-J of OKC
An air conditioner is in the door pretty dope. Especially when you open the door and the water drips on the floor. It gives them the perfect chance to practice their hardness by yelling at their mom “Yo B swiffer that shiz up before I bust a cap (or my ass).”
Don’t they know that paisley doesn’t match with stripes? Maybe the shade of red could be diversified, a burgundy here, scarlet or rosewood there. All this nonsense has got me seeing Alizarin crimson.
Of course he’s a rapper. He already has gold teeth.
You don’t choose the thug life, the thug life chooses you.
Poverty chooses you.
Are they all old school Jack Bowen fans? That is the “5 Alive” hand sign, isn’t it?
Spence, when you wrote “greatest music video ever made in Oklahoma City” were you being sarcastic? I don’t want to damage my ears and brain by listening to it if you were joking.
OK. THX. BYE.
Now i’m afraid to go downtown
Don’t be. I was more afraid of what he was going to try to do to that buffalo.
Looks like a bottom boy to me. FTW!
uhhh, not sure what a bottom boy is, but yikes
Thug life at its finest. Hope the area code doesn’t change zero! You be tearin’ it dup dup dup….
I know who Christina Fallin should marry next…..
“, so please don’t shoot me with you great great grandfather’s Civil War era revolver”
be careful, he may invoke southern law and demand satisfaction
For a dude with a face tattoo, he actually turned out to be dangerous.
haha, well played Sir
Hurry, Dollar Tree is having a special on red bandanas.
That Zero is a bad mother fu … (shut yo mouth!) … Man, I’m just talkin’ about Zero.
^^ Now that is funny ^^
The new *Mr* Christina Fallin!
I agree!!!! Make that Shit happen and I will be impressed! In Fact We Will reform Utterly and Completely!!!