Oklahoma City News, Entertainment & Occasional Humor • Established 2007

Ogle Madness VI: First Round, West Region (Lower Bracket)

Ogle Madness Round 1 concludes with this West Region-Lower Bracket Voteapalooza. It’s the only time I’ll be able to write about teen pop stars and adult film stars and not get a bunch of questions from Chris Hansen and local authorities.

Here’s your after-the-jump contenders!

(6) Tiffany Tatro vs. (11) Toby Keith

(3) Bibi Jones vs. (14) The Governor’s Mansion Hot Tub 

(7) Greyson Chance vs. (10) Dean Blevins

(2) Kristin Chenoweth vs. (15) Don’t Lay That Trash on Oklahoma Commercial

So jump on over and vote! If you’re waiting for me to say something funny, to vote, well, now you know how everyone who’s had a conversation with me feels.


(6) Tiffany Tatro vs. (11) Toby Keith

Tatro4

(6) Tiffany Tatro

Conference: Local News Vixens

Who She Is: Another super attractive KOKH reporter.

Biggest Strengths: Her tenacity in reporting all the important things that happen in OKC.

Biggest Weaknesses: Probably won’t be reporting in OKC for long having posted her reel in December.

toby-keith-red-solo-cup

(11) Toby Keith

Conference: 50-year-old who dresses like a 30-year-old who dresses 20-year old.

Who He Is: Singer; Patriot; American!

Biggest Strengths: Performs more than any artist for the USO.

Biggest Weaknesses: Pulled a gun on a friend of mine who asked for his autograph. Is an all around pile of douche.

(6) Tiffany Tatro vs. (11) Toby Keith

  • (6) Tiffany Tatro (81%, 407 Votes)
  • (11) Toby Keith (19%, 97 Votes)

Total Voters: 501

Loading ... Loading ...

(3) Bibi Jones vs. (14) The Governor’s Mansion Hot Tub

bibi jones thunder a1

(3) Bibi Jones

Conference: On Again Off Again Pornstars

Who She Is: OKC born porn star born in a year you probably remember (1991)

Biggest Strengths: Can get your trailer hitch chrome free in no time. Golf ball stuck in your garden hose? She can handle that too.

Biggest Weaknesses: Modesty.

oklahoma governors mansion pool

(14) Governor’s Mansion Hot Tub

Conference: Things the governor has been in.

What It Is: A gubernatorial cauldron of patriotic warmth we all help keep heated at 104 degrees.

Biggest Strengths: Has had less people in it than Bibi Jones.

Biggest Weakness: Has a lot in common with the governor.

(3) Bibi Jones vs. (14) Governor's Mansion Hot Tub

  • (3) Bibi Jones (75%, 367 Votes)
  • (14) Governor's Mansion Hot Tub (25%, 121 Votes)

Total Voters: 488

Loading ... Loading ...

(7) Greyson Chance vs. (10) Dean Blevins

greyson chance girls

(7) Greyson Chance

Conference: Edmond Pop Stars

Who He Is: Internet Sensation; First artist on Ellen’s label.

Biggest Strengths: Is supposedly going to put out a new album this year.

Biggest Weaknesses: YouTube views don’t equal money in the bank.

dean-blevins

(10) Dean Blevins

Conference: Local News Legends

Who He Is: Sportcaster for Channel 9; Sports host on The Sports Animal

Biggest Strengths:  Does a good job in two different mediums.

Biggest Weaknesses: Should know people can’t take a joke, no matter how funny it is. Someone who works with J. Trabes should know that.

(7) Greyson Chance vs. (10) Dean Blevins

  • (10) Dean Blevins (62%, 293 Votes)
  • (7) Greyson Chance (38%, 183 Votes)

Total Voters: 476

Loading ... Loading ...

(2) Kristin Chenoweth vs. (15) Don’t Lay That Trash on Oklahoma Commercial

kristin-chenoweth_original

(2) Kristin Chenoweth

Conference: Tiny Human Spitfires

Who She Is: Oklahoma native who sings, acts, dances and makes people feel weird at the Oscars.

Biggest Strengths: Has got Carrie Underwood’s pipes packed in to half the Underwood.

Biggest Weaknesses: Can’t get that thing off the fridge. Again. Why’d you put it up there if you know damn well you  can’t reach it?!

(15) Don’t Lay That Trash on Oklahoma Commercial

Conference: Legendary Local Commercials

What It Is: A commercial and jingle that will bore itself into your psyche.

Biggest Strengths: Gets the point across to the point your senses hate you.

Biggest Weaknesses: Made me want to litter.

(2) Kristin Chenoweth vs. (15) Don't Lay That Trash on Oklahoma Commercial

  • (2) Kristin Chenoweth (62%, 298 Votes)
  • (15) Don't Lay That Trash on Oklahoma Commercial (38%, 180 Votes)

Total Voters: 477

Loading ... Loading ...

-

email

Comments

  1. In the interest of fair and open blogging (or because it sounds like an interesting story), spill the details on the Toby Keith pulled a gun story!

  2. You left out the part about Toby Keith being a notorious jocksniffer (someone who feels compelled to hang around athletes for some unknown reason.) And, don’t even get me started about certain male massage therapists.

Previous Post Gay men rejoice! Some gossip blogger is claiming Russell Westbrook is bisexual…
Next Post Friday night in the big town: Home outdoor living show, abs, and Jim Gaffigan