Alex Wehrely – the KSBI vixen who topped our 2013 list of the 20 Hottest Women in the Oklahoma City media – is allegedly featured on the cover of this month’s So6ix. If you don’t know what So6ix is, consider yourself lucky. It’s basically a free fashion advertorial that may or may not be written by contestants from Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader With Learning Disabilities. Seriously, it really is that bad. If you want to experience what it feels like to read the magazine, just try typing the word “So6ix” a couple of times. Do you feel icky, violated and want to take a bath? Well, that’s what it’s like to read So6ix.
Anyway, I’m pretty sure Alex is featured on the cover of the August issue. We think it’s her, but we’re not 100% sure. Here’s a normal pic of Alex that we used in our rankings:
And this is the cover of So6ix:
Uhm, is that Alex Wehrley or a model with an achy jaw pretending to be Alex Wehrley? I honestly can’t tell. It reminds me of the average person’s Facebook profile pic. Basically, it looks nothing like her. The only difference is that most people choose a Facebook pic that makes them look better and younger, not 10 years older.
If you think the pic is bad you have to read the Q&A. Based on the poor syntax, awful writing and unintentionally creepy tone of the questions, you have to think the interview was conducted by either Alex’s stalker, So6ix publisher Jack McBride, or that middle-aged Iranian dude who wears a white sports jacket and hits on all the girls at Groovy’s.
Here are some highlights. I can’t copy and paste so I had to use screenshots:
Normally I get all salty when a publication fails to give us proper due, but trust me, I’m totally fine with being omitted from So6ix or any other publication that uses the phrase “gentlemen callers.” What’s up with that? Was the interview conducted by Tennessee Williams in an old plantation parlour? Did Alex get the vapors after he asked the question?
What do you think about when you are alone in your car??? Probably locking the doors and hiding from you.
When she answered that question, Alex was probably thinking “Stay cool and calm. This will be over soon.”
Do you have a boyfriend? Do you like him? Did he go with you on vacation? Did he? DID HE???
I don’t know what’s worse. Is it the awful question or that Alex would replace her parents with that dude from Fargo and his wife.
Yep, the interviewer just used a riddle from the Hobbit. Considering he probably thinks Bilbo Baggins is an STD you’d catch at Coyote Ugly, I’ll consider that a coincidence. He probably just wants to know if Alex carries mace.
Kind of writes like a drunk Yoda this creeper does.
WTF? I don’t care how tight her jeans are, stop kissing her ass! She’s a host for KSBI Channel 52. Abigail Ogle has more fake Twitter followers than that station probably has viewers.
Hopefully Alex prays that the snake bites you so she can make an escape.
Yeah, she interviews a lot of amazing people…for KSBI. I think this is the biggest interview they’ve ever had:
Anyway, if you want to read the full Q&A and some of the less creepy questions, head over the So6ix.com. While you’re there, take a look at some of their other articles that may or may not have been written by Nigerian Princes, Google translator or recent Hooked on Phonics graduate. To get the full effect, read them very slowly…and stutter.
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