Happy Monday, everyone. It’s a good day for you to head back to work and pretend to do your job while you read these tweets I’ve compiled for you. So spend some extra time in the break room making your coffee, then cuddle up in your chair and make sure your coworkers can’t see your monitor. If we’re being completely honest, it’s not like anyone in the office is actually doing work until around 10 AM anyway. So take your time getting down to business this morning, and enjoy these tweets, which are, as always, located after the jump!
Moving 250gb of video from laptop to TB drive took a little over an hour. Check that off the list.
— Dave Morris (@_davemorris) September 4, 2013
That’s a lot of porn, bro. Not judging.
— Sara Celi (@SaraGCeli) September 4, 2013
Fact: You can stalk so much easier on LinkedIn because they have like zero privacy settings. Not that I do that sort of thing. But at any given time, I can tell you how much better off my exes are these days based on their career information.
Yep, I just became that parent. I had to run off some kids smoking in the neighborhood park near a bunch of younger kids.
— Jessica Schambach (@SchambachJess) September 3, 2013
I imagined this scene went down like in The Blindside when Sandra Bullock goes to get Michael from those apartments and bring him home at the end.
Obligatory Gentlemen of the Road Tweets
OKC Jump Back Throw me down Loretta.. It's Friday Night in the Big Town.. Also in Guthrie, OK.. Mumford & Sons this weekend!
— Gary England (@garyeOK) September 7, 2013
Literally cannot fathom going to a concert over an OU conference game. Priorities, people!
— Abigail Ogle (@AbigailOgle) September 7, 2013
— OKC THUNDER (@okcthunder) September 7, 2013
— Oklahoma Co. Sheriff (@OkCountySheriff) September 8, 2013
— Oklahoma Co. Sheriff (@OkCountySheriff) September 6, 2013
— Mustang Brewing Co. (@mustangbrewing) September 6, 2013
You would think that nothing EVER happens around here with how much people, even those not attending, focused on this big shindig. And if the man who lives near Cottonwood Flats who threatened to whoop our asses on Friday for walking through his property is to be believed, this should never happen again.
Oh… God… Abigail Ogle Is Going To Run This Town Someday, Isn’t She?
SURPRISE!!!!! So blessed, excited and honored to be KOCO's newest sports reporter/anchor. pic.twitter.com/EbfRSRhyic
— Abigail Ogle (@AbigailOgle) September 5, 2013
There is now an Ogle on the main three stations. KOCO has officially been assimilated into the Borg.
Twit Pic of the Week
Lance West's crock pot lasagna! He missed his calling! pic.twitter.com/jpMeahA4WO
— Kent Ogle (@KentOgle) September 6, 2013
Who would’ve thought that a man with the middle name of Danger would make such a mean crockpot lasagna? And just so you know, we here at TLO are starting a jam band called Lance West’s Crockpot Lasagna.
The Person You Should Be Following on Twitter
Excited to say I had an amazing 1st day at my new career, @DiamondCellarCo in Columbus. This is a great city. Proud to call it my new home.
— Daniel Gordon (@DanGordon) September 6, 2013
At this point, you’re already following Dan on Twitter. You have to be. He’s got like a bajillion followers. But he doesn’t live in OKC anymore. He lives in Columbus, Ohio, now. So you can take this as your reverse who to follow. Will Dan be relevant to our lives anymore? No one can say. But his favorite team is now the Browns, so I would go ahead and say that he’s just about as irrelevant as you can get.
— Cleveland Browns (@Browns) September 8, 2013
How Twitter Actually Works
My tweeter broke. It is now fixed – but limping.
— Meg Alexander (@newsmommy) September 5, 2013
I have an imagined scenario wherein Meg Alexander starts a mommy blog that gets super popular and she eventually gets a reality show. It’s going to be on TLC, and it’s going to be white hot for a while, until it crashes hard and burns like all the other shows about families they feature. But in order for Meg to get a blog to be that big, she’s going to have to tweet more. And a broken tweeter is not how you market yourself to get a reality TV show on TLC. Granted, none of this is going to happen.
The Dean Blevins Memorial Weekly Tweet From Dean Blevins
NO!!!!! 5 INCHES FROM PERFECTION!!!!!!!!!!!
— Dean Blevins (@DeanBlevins) September 7, 2013
That’s what she said.
That’s it for this week. Hit me up on Twitter if you agree, disagree, think there is someone I should be following, or kind of want to stalk me.
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