It’s another Monday morning here in Oklahoma City, and that can only mean one thing. It’s tweet time, y’all. It was a pretty busy week that we had, at least in terms of social media. For one, our Tony found out that Alex Trebek sits down while hosting Jeopardy, and Patrick tweeted that Nick Collison sits in urinals, and Collison tweeted back with a relevant Curb Your Enthusiasm clip. Then I got really drunk this weekend with my parents and sang “Friends in Low Places” in it’s entirety while using a Ninja Turtles koozie to hold my Coor’s Light (but this had nothing to do with a celebrity sitting down). Anyway, this week’s tweets are after the jump.
My wife texted me that Jesse Jane is on her flight to LA. Apparently she recognized her from reading @TheLostOgle
— andrewrice (@AMRice44) October 16, 2013
The Lost Ogle. Your source for all Oklahoma porn star knowledge since 2007.
Lake Thunderbird has become the subject of national attention due to allegations of a lake monster, presumed to be a freshwater octopus.
— okfacts (@okfacts) October 18, 2013
Thanks for reporting the “facts,” Oklahoma Facts twitter account.
Wow. This weather. I'm thinking fireplace and hot chocolate. Or tequila. Whatever.
— Rusty Surette (@rustysurette) October 18, 2013
Surette, we live in a world where you can have your cake and eat it too. Or, you know, have your cocoa and tequila.
— Paul Folger (@PaulFolger) October 15, 2013
Can someone please explain to me the appeal of a show where people who don’t know how to use a search bar ask some dude if he thinks their online relationship is legit?
I guess the thrill of creeping everyone out was instilled in me on my first Halloween. Thanks, mom!… http://t.co/GbzXmMpdeh
— Lauren Craun (@LaurenCraun) October 17, 2013
Craun makes our hottest women in OKC media list all the time. But I wonder how the revelation that her father was actually Pennywise the Clown will affect her standing in future rankings.
I love smooching my kiddos…question is: do they like my kisses? Penny's face says it all…methinks that's a "no." pic.twitter.com/vPd57yn8aK
— Carrie Underwood (@carrieunderwood) October 21, 2013
On this Friday Night in the Big Town, you gotta dance with me baby! Ah, jump back throw me down Loretta!
— Gary England (@garyeOK) October 18, 2013
Lord England is basically sexting with Loretta via Twitter at this point. Go on and get it, Gary.
Obligatory Emily Sutton Tweet
I said, BRRR (clap clap) it's cold out there! There must be a cold air mass in the atmosphere. I said OH WE OH WE OH. pic.twitter.com/qhTuTXmf4A
— Emily Sutton (@emilyrsutton) October 17, 2013
Bonus points if you know the dance that goes with this cheer, Sutton.
Oh… God… Abigail Ogle Is Going To Run This Town Someday, Isn’t She?
I want to hear from my tweeps… What is your motivation today?
— Abigail Ogle (@AbigailOgle) October 16, 2013
We here at The Lost Ogle are motivated by really tacky wall hangings from Hobby Lobby or generic images we find on Pinterest. We like to “live, laugh, love” and “dance like no one is watching.”
Twit Pic of the Week
Here is a better pic of both Ginger and Mary Ann pic.twitter.com/f0vRHZqvHA
— Lump™©® (@lumponsports) October 15, 2013
How Twitter Actually Works
The last rounds action of Melendez vs Sanchez at #UFC166 gave me my monies worth on this PPV. Good Gawd Almighty!!
— Jim Ross (@JRsBBQ) October 20, 2013
— Jim Ross (@JRsBBQ) October 20, 2013
The thing about Twitter is that your previous tweets don’t float away into space after you tweet something new. So, if you say you got your money’s worth, then the cable company is going to stop the pay-per-view until you pay more. They aren’t a soup kitchen, JR.
The Dean Blevins Memorial Weekly Tweet From Dean Blevins
— Dean Blevins (@DeanBlevins) October 17, 2013
If I were known for urinating on the radio, I’d be more careful about which letters I pocket tweeted.
That’s it for this week. Hit me up on Twitter if you agree, disagree, think there is someone I should be following, or kind of want to stalk me.
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