The Christmas Card for Corporation Commissioner Patrice Douglas is kind of scary…

8:30 AM EST on December 12, 2013

The lady pictured above is Patrice Douglas. When she's not pretending to be a lonely wife mourning the loss of a husband, she serves as one of our state's three corporation commissioners. She was appointed to the position by Mary Fallin in 2011.

Here's a little bit about Patrice from her website:

As a conservative Republican, I bring common sense and private sector experience to the Corporation Commission.
I was born in Oklahoma, and this has been my home for most of my life. I attended Putnam City North High School, and Oklahoma Christian University. I then went to the University of Oklahoma College of Law, where I received my law degree in 1987. After working as a lawyer, I helped run my family’s company. This path led me to banking, where I served as both a President and Executive Vice President.
I married Brent shortly after graduating from law school, and we have been married for 23 years. Brent has two engineering degrees and an MBA, and is currently the President of Giant Partners. Together, we have two great sons, Patrick (a high school junior) and Phillip (8th grade). Family and faith come first, and we are active in LifeChurch.
I am a firm believer that being a Mom is my best qualification. The real-life experience, of parenting two teen-age sons, simply cannot be replaced by any professional resume’.

So she's a lawyer, banker, and politician that runs on a "family and faith" platform. That's great. She's basically everything you don't trust rolled into one giant OG&E cutoff notice. It doesn't really matter, though. All a corporation commissioner does is promote natural gas and protect the interests of utilities over those of the consumer. She seems qualified for that.

Anyway, an Ogle Mole recently emailed us a scan of the Douglas' 2013 Christmas card. It's the one she sent to her friends, family and fellow underground militia members:

Check it out:

I'm not 100% sure what's going on there. I think they are either about to fight the "War on Christmas," or are simply impersonating the guys from Duck Dynasty... if the guys from Duck Dynasty were Bloods, lived on a compound near Waco, and had a red-haired son who idolized Jay Cutler. Of course, they could also be auditioning for seasonal jobs at Bass Pro or for a spot in Zero's posse: