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Dean Blevins would be happier if the people who served him also spoke Deanglish…

dean blevins little smokies

At least he didn’t send out a pic of his son in a cage.

Last night, News 9’s Dean Blevins (hopefully) took his wife on a nice little overpriced date to the Melting Pot. We know this because he decided to tweet about his experience… and the disdain he has for low-wage immigrant employees who don’t speak our language.

Here’s a screenshot of the tweet. It’s already been deleted:

dean blevins language tweet

Yes, Dean Blevins – a man who writes and speaks like a retarded Nigerian Prince – complained that some people don’t speak “our” language. Uhm, does Dean even know what language he’s talking about? Was he referring to Deanglish? I hope not. If everyone in the world spoke Deanglish either the world would have ended by now or we’d all be in a basement wearing a fur coat and blowing Barry Switzer.

Actually, maybe Dean Blevins needs to learn our language. I bet this is how his conversations go at the gas station where he’s sold fuel:

“Can I help you?”

“Rosser News 9 Switzer nipple.”

“Pardon me?”

“Ohio State smooth Durant drink another Stoop?”

“I’m sorry sir, but..”

“It itches like a Milk Dud BOOM tinactin!”

“Milk Duds and Tinactin?

“Did you hijack the smart ones. Jizzle and wiggle. Fuel like a sweet Nadal bicep stroking it.”

“Are you okay, sir.”

“I’m going to go pee in sec.”

We’re not the only ones who noticed the irony of Dean’s ridiculous, borderline racist, tweet. It got a reaction from people on Twitter, too. News 9 even responded to it, which probably explains why Dean removed it:

https://twitter.com/jgcinema/status/412961279490285568

News 9 doesn’t appear to have a social media policy (although with Dean as an employee they probably should), so I doubt anything will come of this. That’s okay, though. We don’t want to have to end our “Dean Blevins Memorial Tweet of the Week” in the MMTs. Like a clever riddle or word game, Deanglish can be kind of fun to interpret.

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Comments

  1. Unless you are a blogger for an obscure website you are wasting precious minutes of your life following Dean Blevins on Twitter.

    • That’s the beauty of TLO. Patrick and Co. can condense the idiocracy of the local media and give it to us in a single dose a day. Patrick is taking one for the team by wading through Dean-o’s twitter trough for little nuggets of gold such as this.

  2. If he had only gotten as far as tweeting “Happy we are IN the Melting Pot”, and then was distracted by something bright and shiny, today would just be a unseasonably warm day in Oklahoma.

    If only…

  3. Ironic that he was at a restaurant called The Melting Pot, a phrase also used in the Ellis Island era to signify our welcoming attitude toward immigrants.

  4. Am I the only one who understands he was CALLING the USA a Melting Pot and he was not AT the Melting Pot??

    • What makes it misleading is the capitalization of Melting Pot. I don’t normally capitalize things unless they are proper nouns, but then again I am not Dean Blevins.

    • You are one of two. If these libtards could manage to pull their heads out and expand their little minds beyond what local “celebs” are up to, they might have realized Blevins tweet is not improper English at all. Well OK he should not have capitalized melting pot, maybe then dummies would realize he was referring to the United States, not the stupid restaurant.

  5. Some one a news 9 should address this with him and he should give a on air apologize statement , if you listen to this guy please stop ,he is a on air Redneck ……

  6. Based upon Dean’s twitter skills, you would assume that he thinks “ICE HOCKEY” is frozen doodie…………….just sayin.

  7. In my defense, I only follow Dean because he’s like a parody account, only it makes you feel much better about yourself knowing you aren’t “that guy.” Please don’t judge the bunny suit, someone else made up the nickname as a joke.

  8. He was obviously on a beer run, tweeted something he thought, replaced the word beer with milk duds so tweeps wouldn’t know he was day drinking ( he does have to talk to Traber for an hour) So even though he was trying to be smooth… He f*d up. Blame it on the al alc ohol

  9. My favorite: “Nice Dean. I’m sure that post helps them a lot. What, was someone in Edmond not just like you? Shocking!” Not only because what was tweeted but because of the character of the person that said it. Way to stand up for what is right, Mr. Fulmer!

    • Of course it’s right for someone to take your money who can’t communicate. Why would that irritate anyone?

      • If you don’t like that a business hires people who don’t speak English, then take your money elsewhere. This is OKC, you have plenty of convenience stores to choose from.

        • I guess this story was more about the irony of Dean thinking someone else is hard to understand and I got off topic but of course you’re right. It just bothers me a bit when people think that only “derplahomans” are bothered by this. I can tell you firsthand that people in NYC, LA, Boston etc don’t care for it much either.

  10. Once interned for the Deaner in a local TV sports department. Sometimes, he made me look real close at his face for unsightly ingrown hairs before he went on air. I used to pick up food at the Varsity too…

  11. I don’t think this any big surprise, just like his commercial it goes to show he thinks he’s better than everybody.

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