At least he didn’t send out a pic of his son in a cage.
Last night, News 9’s Dean Blevins (hopefully) took his wife on a nice little overpriced date to the Melting Pot. We know this because he decided to tweet about his experience… and the disdain he has for low-wage immigrant employees who don’t speak our language.
Here’s a screenshot of the tweet. It’s already been deleted:
Yes, Dean Blevins – a man who writes and speaks like a retarded Nigerian Prince – complained that some people don’t speak “our” language. Uhm, does Dean even know what language he’s talking about? Was he referring to Deanglish? I hope not. If everyone in the world spoke Deanglish either the world would have ended by now or we’d all be in a basement wearing a fur coat and blowing Barry Switzer.
Actually, maybe Dean Blevins needs to learn our language. I bet this is how his conversations go at the gas station where he’s sold fuel:
“Can I help you?”
“Rosser News 9 Switzer nipple.”
“Ohio State smooth Durant drink another Stoop?”
“I’m sorry sir, but..”
“It itches like a Milk Dud BOOM tinactin!”
“Milk Duds and Tinactin?
“Did you hijack the smart ones. Jizzle and wiggle. Fuel like a sweet Nadal bicep stroking it.”
“Are you okay, sir.”
“I’m going to go pee in sec.”
We’re not the only ones who noticed the irony of Dean’s ridiculous, borderline racist, tweet. It got a reaction from people on Twitter, too. News 9 even responded to it, which probably explains why Dean removed it:
— Jeremy Gibbs (@Jeremy_Gibbs) December 17, 2013
@DeanBlevins that's big talk from someone who hasn't composed a coherent sentence in his entire twitter existence.
— David Proctor (@procmama) December 17, 2013
@DeanBlevins how very Christian of you, Dean.
— Greg Colbert (@mechgregor) December 17, 2013
@DeanBlevins Nice Dean. I'm sure that post helps them a lot. What, was someone in Edmond not just like you? Shocking!
— Peter Fulmer (@misterfulmer) December 17, 2013
Looks like @DeanBlevins has deleted his tweet. Too bad he doesn't have the courage of his convictions. I got screenshots.
— Tony (@TonyinOKC) December 17, 2013
@DeanBlevins I believe some of my people said that about the pilgrims.
— Troy LittleAxe (@littleaxe_troy) December 17, 2013
“@DeanBlevins: if ppl who sell me fuel & Milk Duds find time to learn our language.” Dean Blevins memorial tweet from Dean Blevins.
— Blake (@IamstillBlakeD) December 17, 2013
“@DeanBlevins: Will b happier if ppl who sell me fuel & Milk Duds find time to learn our language.” Where does 1 learn to speak asshole?
— Geoff Eaton (@geoff_eaton) December 17, 2013
How many languages have you found the time to learn @DeanBlevins ?
— Paul D. (@piisalie) December 17, 2013
— John Hart (@PastorJWHart) December 17, 2013
— Jessica Spurgeon (@Jessthemess5) December 17, 2013
ATTENTION POVERTY LEVEL IMMIGRANTS: RT @DeanBlevins Will be happy if ppl who sell me fuel & Milk Duds find time to learn our language.
— Brian Winkeler (@brianwinkeler) December 17, 2013
— CasanovaInABunnySuit (@THEchrisHOKE) December 17, 2013
@THEchrisHOKE This is not the view of News 9. That was posted on his personal account.
— News 9 (@NEWS9) December 17, 2013
News 9 doesn’t appear to have a social media policy (although with Dean as an employee they probably should), so I doubt anything will come of this. That’s okay, though. We don’t want to have to end our “Dean Blevins Memorial Tweet of the Week” in the MMTs. Like a clever riddle or word game, Deanglish can be kind of fun to interpret.
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