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“League of Champions” Recap: Week 1

Book Hockey – Winning Team of Thursday Night Trivia at Yucatan Taco Stand

I told you last week that we were adding a new “League of Champions” series for TLO Trivia Night. In case you missed it, teams now accumulate points based on where they finish at any one of our trivia nights. In April, we’re inviting the 14 teams with the most points to a $1,500 Champions Match.

Each Monday we’re going to post the “League of Champions” standings and a brief recap of each trivia night. When you check it out, remember a couple of things:

• It’s not too late to get involved in the League of Champions. If you played TLO Trivia Night in the past, this would be a good time to get the team back together for a triumphant return (we’re looking at you, Team Firecrotch). The qualifying period will last three months, so you still have time.

• You don’t have to be part of the League of Champions to play TLO Trivia Night. You can still win cash prizes, beer, and have a good time without being part of the league.

Anyway, here is this week’s recap:


51 St. Speakeasy   •   Tuesday   •   8pm   

Best Team Name: Incest – A Game The Whole Family Can Play

Final Standings:

First Place: Alabama’s Worst Knightmare (League Name: All Knight Long)
Second Place: Hideous Jake (League Name: Team UU)
Third Place: Magic Johnson’s Immune System (League Name: Magic Johnson’s Immune System)

Total Teams: 15



Local   •   Wednesday    •    7pm

Best Team Name: Tread Lightly and Have an A-1 Day

Final Standings:

First Place: Hodor (Hodor)
Second Place: The Germans & The Jermans (To Be Determined)
Third Place: 0-1 Without Ryan Gomes (0-1 Without Ryan Gomes)

Total Teams: 5



Yucatan Taco Stand   •   Thursday   •   8:00pm

Best Team Name: Book Hockey

Final Standings:

First Place: Book Hockey (Book Hockey)
Second Place: I was Going to Play Trivia but Then I Got High (TB2D)
Third Place: Ramrod (Ramrod)

Total Teams: 5


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Buffalo Wild Wings on NW Expressway  •  Friday  •  9:00pm

Best Team Name: The Snake in Kendrick Perkins’ Grass

Final Standings:

First Place: The Snake in Kendrick Perkins Grass (All Knight Long)
Second Place: The Bergin Hunt & Fish Club (The Bergin Hunt & Fish Club)
Third Place: Take These Broken Wings and Learn to Fly Again

Total Teams: 18


Overall “League of Champions Week 1″ Standings

After one week, here are the standings the “League of Champions.” Obviously, expect this to change as more teams play and we have more trivia nights. The top 14 will earn an invite to our $1,500 Champions Match in April.

Rank League Name Total Points
1 All Knight Long 20
2 Book Hockey 9
3 Hodor 8
4 Team UU 7
4 The Bergin Hunt & Fish Club 7
6 Magic Johnson’s Immune System 6
7 TBD2 5
7 To Be Determined 5
9 Johnny Glasses 4
10 0-1 Without Ryan Gomes 3
10 Larry Bird doesn’t need an immune system 3
10 Ramrod 3
13 3.45 Miles 1
13 AOK 1
13 Commandoflauge 1
13 Hootie and the Blowjobs 1
13 Last Place 1
13 Mini-Van 1
13 Pistols Backfiring 1
13 Rosa Parks Didn’t Call Shot Gun 1
13 Seamonkeys 1
13 Team What? 1
13 Tread Lightly and Have an A-1 Day 1




  1. Is there a team member limitation? My five-man crew can wreck it but if we get rolled up on by a dozen people, forget it.

    • There isn’t a team member limit, but most teams fall in the four to six person range. Also, after hosting a few hundred of these things, I can tell you that a larger team doesn’t correlate to better results or really provide any advantage. Sometimes having too many opinions an be a bad thing.

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