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Monday Morning Tweets: everyone is working out

It’s that time again. No, not that time. It’s this time. Which is to say that it’s Monday. And if you haven’t noticed, I’m pretty awful at the intro to this weekly post. What is there to say? I mean, it happens every week. If you’ve been here before you know what’s up. If you haven’t been here before, welcome to TLO’s Monday Morning Tweets column. I amass all the important tweets from the previous week, and then you laugh. Ready, here we go! The tweets are after the jump!

To be clear, I really hate the “facts” accounts out there, mainly because they just create a lot of (mostly false) white noise to be sifted through. However, I will take any tweet about a superyacht named Tits at face value. I don’t think I’m alone in this.

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I like to think that BJ Wexler played this one just for me. Thanks, Wex. Why don’t you call me anymore?

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Yeah, I thought I heard you Rickrolling me on Tuesday morning, Nikole. Two can play at that game, but I don’t really want to send you link to lemon party.

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Props for trying, but there’s really only one way to announce that it’s Friday.

For reals though.

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With New Year’s resolutions in full swing, lots of people are fitnessing super hard right now.

It’s great that so many people are into health and fitness, but my girl, Naveen has her priorities totally straight.

Life is short, and La Baguette’s fudge caramel cake can love you better than another person ever could.

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Oh… God… Abigail Ogle Is Going To Run This Town Someday, Isn’t She?

You heard it here, folks. If you wanna shoot up, go to Erielle Reshef’s house.

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Twitpic of the Week

Apparently that was one bad squish, because Scott Hines had to get an MRI too. The moral of the story is that Ali Meyer will straight up hurt a fool.

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Casual Tweets with Paul Folger

Thanks, Paul!

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The Dean Blevins Memorial Weekly Tweet From Dean Blevins


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That’s it for this week. Hit me up on Twitter if you agree, disagree, think there is someone I should be following, or kind of want to stalk me.

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Comments

  1. I think it’s a true sign of integrity when our TLO journalist won’t get embed with their subjects, even it it’s just tweeter!

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