League of Champions week 4 is behind us. Too bad winter isn’t. I spent all weekend indoors “de-friending” all the people who had any Facebook status resembling, “If’n Global Warmin’ is true, why is it so cold? *snort*” or, “Phillip Seymour Hoffman’s best movie was Twister/Hunger Games.” The great idiot culling of 2014 is done. At least on my Facebook.
Here’s just a few things to remember for this week:
- It would be super cool if you got to a Trivia Night early. This helps you get settled in and food and drinks ordered, and prevents us from having to re-read questions, which is super annoying because we read at a 3rd grade level. At best.
- We read every question, twice, so no need to shout, “What?!” or “Can you repeat that last one?!” Just be patient. Trust us.
- Can’t stress this enough, but there’s still time to qualify the $1,500 League of Champions Title Match. Currently, we have five teams tied for the final spot with 5 points each. If you win a trivia night, not only do you get cash prizes for that night, but enough points to likely put you in the top 14.
Make sure to follow us on Twitter @TLOTriviaNight. Here’s the week 4 recap:
51 St. Speakeasy • Tuesday • 8pm
Fun Fact: “Wanna be feelin’ 7 Up?” was a frequent pick-up line Magic Johnson used in the 1980′s.
Best Team Name: “Johnny Glasses Loves TITS!”
First Place: Earvin Magic Johnson’s Nickname (Magic Johnson’s Immune System)
Second Place: You Look Like I Need a Drink (Spencer Fitzpatrick, Patrick Fitzspencer)
Third Place: This Cold Snap is Like A Tropical Heat Wave Compared to Sally Kern’s Heart (Unitarian Ace Trivia Team)
Local • Wednesday • 7pm
Fun Fact: Team names incorporating snow related puns are sure to increase ten fold this week.
Best Team Name: “Trivia Newton Hodor”
First Place: Not So Hotlanta (3.45 Miles)
Second Place: UPS: Uneducated Parcel Stealers (Tread Lightly & Have an A-1 Day!)
Third Place: Leo’s Pets (Leo’s Pets)
Yucatan Taco Stand • Thursday • 8pm
Fun Fact: There is a man we have seen who lives near Yucatan, who, at the same time for weeks now, stands naked in his room over looking all of downtown OKC while watching Channel 4 news. It might not be fun, but it is a fact.
Best Team Name: “Embryonic Polka Dotted Rock-A-Billy Fighter Pilots”
First Place: Magic Johnson’s Magic Johnson (Magic Johnson’s Immune System)
Second Place: Book Hockey (Book Hockey)
Third Place: Embryonic Polka Dotted Rock-A-Billy Fighter Pilots (Tread Lightly & Have an A-1 Day!)
Buffalo Wild Wings • Friday • 9pm
Fun Fact: Trivia host @LouisFowler eats Buffalo Wild Wings three times a day, everyday.
Best Team Name: “Sideways Bungholes”
First Place: Bergin Hunt & Fish Club (Bergin Hunt & Fish Club)
Second Place: Sideways Bungholes (Larry Bird Doesn’t Need an Immune System)
Third Place: Johnny Glasses is Coming (Johnny Glasses)
|Rank||League Name||Total Points|
|1||Magic Johnson’s Immune System||57|
|2||The Bergin Hunt & Fish Club||31|
|3||All Knight Long||30|
|5||Larry Bird doesn’t need an immune system||27|
|7||Tread Lightly and Have an A-1 Day||22|
|7||Unitarian Ace Trivia Team||22|
|11||Hootie and the Blowjobs||15|
|12||Spencer Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzspencer: A gay Irish love story||9|
|13||Team Apocalypse Wow||5|
|13||To Be Determined||5|
|20||Rosa Parks Didn’t Call Shotgun||4|
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