It looks like we’re not the only ones who are distraught that Emily Sutton has a serious boyfriend.
Last night, an Ogle Mole sent us a screenshot of Reed Timmer’s Tinder profile. Try saying that three times real fast. I guess he’s looking for a quick pick me up, rebound or wanting to make Abigail Ogle jealous.
In case you’re in a relationship, anti-technology or have a legitimate social life, Tinder is the hottest new online dating app. As opposed to dating sites that force you to lie about things on personality tests, Tinder is based more on first-impressions and where you’re located. You scroll through photos and swipe right on the ones you like, and left on the ones you don’t like. If two people mutually swipe right on each other, they’re connected, probably meet up for drinks at the Mule or Louie’s, and then have sex. At least I think that’s how it works. Ever since that bad experience I had on Adult Friend Finder, I stay away from online dating.
Here’s a screenshot of Reed’s profile:
I’m not an online dating savant or scientist like Reed Timmer, but if you want to meet hot babes on an online dating site, you should probably avoid using a profile pic where you have either mud, blood or cow shit splattered across your face. That will probably get any potential date to swipe left. Unless, of course, you’re a D-list celeb who is a “storm chaser.” If that’s the case, go right ahead. Chicks will love you.
Honestly, I’m not sure what to think of all this. Reed Timmer has starred in his own reality show, Allstate Commercial, and chases tornadoes for Mike Morgan in a futuristic car called the Dominator. Does he really need to sail the desperate seas of online dating to find a girl? You think he would at least ask Lacey Lett out on a date first. She’s from the south side and likes men with muscly arms. That would be easy. If for some reason it didn’t work, he could always waltz into a Henry Hudson’s wearing his KFOR / Best Buy Polo and pick up a chick or three.
Because of that, I wouldn’t be surprised if that profile is fake. Perhaps he’s being pranked by Val Castor. Then again, Reed’s such a weird dude that it’s probably legit. I’m just surprised he didn’t use a pic of the Dominator. Maybe he saved those for his OK Cupid page.
Anyway, I guess if you see any online dating profiles of Reed Timmer or any other local celeb (Aaron Tuttle can’t be too far behind), send us an email. Maybe we can get Brian Maughn to sponsor a meet-up a Red Lobster.
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