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Annoying OKC Thunder fans want you to pay for their season tickets…

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Here’s some good news if you sit in Section 101 at Thunder games. The two Thunder fans pictured above (Thundor and Thunder Princess) can’t afford their pricey season tickets for the 2014 – 2015 season. Awesome, huh? Now only those damn McDonald’s french fry balloons will distract you from the game.

Or maybe not.

Thundor and Thunder Princess created a Go Fund Me to raise money for their season ticket renewal. Of course, this “news” got the attention of KWTV News 9. If you remember correctly, they’ll cover any story that can be tied back to the Thunder:

Two of the Thunder’s loudest and most outrageously dressed fans are raising money for season tickets.

Garrett “Thundor” Haviland and Nauzi “Thunder Princess” Jagosh can’t be missed at OKC Thunder games. Haviland isr shirtless, paints his belly and wears a cape and mask.

Jagosh sports a blue and orange tutu, tiara and ruby red shoes that remind fans “there’s no place like home.” The two can be heard yelling at opposing players close to the basket as they shoot free throws.

“As soon as I get that eye contact, I know I’m in their head a little bit,” says Thundor.

Both have spend thousands over the years on season tickets and are now looking for some financial help so they can keep attending games.

“It’s kind of rough getting the funds together,” says Haviland.

Haviland and Jagosh have just set up a “Go Fund Me” site to raise money for next season’s tickets. Their goal is $10,000.

“All I’m wanting to do is to keep doing what I love,” says Jagosh.

“You’ll never know if you don’t ask,” adds Haviland.

At first I was going to criticize Thundor and Thunder Princess for this eye-rolling plea for free tickets. But then a couple of things occurred to me:

1. If they can’t afford the nice seats in Section 1o1, there’s a chance they may move closer to the Ogle Seats in Loud City! I’m not sure I could handle that. I’m almost Loud-Citied out. Not only do we have to deal with the nosebleed view, awful concessions, and never getting a t-shirt thrown our way, but we have to actually say we sit in “Loud City.”

“Want my seats to the game?”

“Where are they?”

“Not that bad. Section 309 in Loud City…”

“HAHAHAHA. You’re in Loud City?! You must be poor!”

Seriously, other than making the aristocrats in the lower-bowl feel better about themselves, what’s the point in calling the upper-level Loud City? I think it’s demeaning. We’re not a bunch of poor wildling common folk. Well, except on Friday nights. It does get scary up there on Friday nights.

2. Maybe Thundor and Thunder Princess are onto something. Even though we have starving children, homeless drug addicts living in the streets, and people dying of all sorts of diseases, if people will give you the money go buy Thunder tickets, you should take it. As of publish button-hitting time, they’ve raised fucking $410(!!!). That gave me an idea…

Back when I would publish a mailbag (it was more work than you think), I would remind everyone that I’ve never sat courtside for a Thunder game. It’s always been a dream for me. I’ve been close, but never front row close. To encourage you to help me pursue my own selfish, first-world dreams, I’ve set up a Go Fund Me to land me and Emily Sutton courtside seats for an upcoming Thunder game. Go donate (to us, not the weirdos above) and help make a blogger’s dream come true.

p.s. – I still haven’t asked Emily Sutton if she will go with me to the game, but who turns down courtside seats to a Thunder game?

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Comments

  1. No one goes to a game to see them. No one misses them when they are not there. Why should anyone pay for their tickets? Ridiculous!

    I am an upper level season ticket holder since day one. There are now thousands of people that would like to have my seats. I happily pay every dime.

  2. I sat next to this annoying asshole one time. Never again. He ruined the game and the entire experience. Jerk!

  3. Partick I have tried to offer you my tickets on the 7th row several times and you have never accepted my offer.

  4. I was going to donate $1.00, but you set a minimum of $5.00. Sorry, you aren’t worth it! LOL

  5. This is total horse crap, there are so many better causes to give money to than send 2 overweight people to a season of basketball games. I would rather donate to keep them away from the game because it is shameful on our state when their half naked obese bodies get blasted on national tv. Get some perspective of what is important in the world people and spend your money accordingly.

  6. Entitlement taken to the highest level. Next they’ll be suing their parents for not offering to pay for the tickets.

  7. For those of you who think this is the dumbest thing ever, remember, this is Oklahoma, where people repeatedly give money to help Mary Fallin get elected to public office. On purpose…

  8. What is this web site. I would love to have money for a new car and down payment on a house. How much do you think I can get???

  9. It absolutely figures that these self-besotted attention hounds would think people will pay ten large to keep them in decent seats. Lmao.

  10. Dude, has Emily Sutton not filed a restraining order against you yet? If I weren’t positive you were gay, I’d be a little scared for her. You mention her name more than that brilliant word “Derplahoman” on this little site.

  11. I’m giving my two cents worth on this. Their cause is not worth me donating two cents. Maybe they can do like me and save money by not running the heat in their house in the winter. You have more refrigerator space when your house is cold. Maybe they could avoid putting a lightbulb in every socket in their home. Maybe they could unplug all items in their home when they aren’t using them. Maybe they can do without air conditioning in the summer and sleep by a window fan. Maybe Thundor can take appetite suppressants so he doesn’t have a large food. With the savings, they may be able to buy season tickets.

  12. You’re all a bunch of trolls! I love Thundor & whats-her-name. Can anybody ever forget when Thundor (or was it TNT) put Charles & Shaqs pictures on his belly? Great times.

  13. I dont understand why everyone is making a big deal out of this. As a personal friend of one of these people, either donate or shut up. If you dont want to help than dont. I dont see you thunder fans driving 30 hours to support the thunder for a game.

    • I don’t see why you are complaining about the TLO blogs. As a fan of this site, if you like enjoy the blogs keep reading. If you don’t like them, shut up! I don’t see you going to all of the TLO Trivia Night to support this site.

    • What is this donate or shut up business? As a friend of thundork and princess annoying let these two know that majority of the fans find them to be super annoying it’s not cute its pathetic. It makes us look like we’re small time, big fella, go live in cloud sh!tty where cameras are minimal you’ll get on the kiss cam I’m sure of it! Don’t want to be blasted don’t go bumming, buy your own tickets, and who the hell travels 30 hours 3-4 days a week to watch the game that’s kinda silly IMO.

  14. We have season tickets by this guy in the 101. We have 4 season seats in the lower level- and they are NOT $10,000. Looks like these two are trying to pocket some extra money.

    • This, plus I believe the renewal deadline has passed. So either they renewed and had the money, or didn’t and it’s too late.

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