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MMT: Adrian Peterson and Olivia Munn would make a nice couple

I can’t even, you guys, I just can’t even. Tons of stuff went down in the local media this past week, which of course means that tons of stuff went down on Twitter. Honestly, it was a pretty exhausting week to be on social media of any kind. I even found myself stepping away from my computer or phone at times and living like the pioneers did by watching TV. Anyway, I have no desire to recount ALL the crap that went down, but I think I got you some of the best tweets from the past 7 days. As always, they’re right here after the jump.

Well, if he didn’t respond to his emails, I’m sure someone would accuse him of being unreliable.

Moving on.

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To give Ashley comfort, it’s not as creepy little bit of Jo Jo.

I would watch a revival of Denver the Last Dinosaur that included Emily Sutton and Lacey Lett in the cast.

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Generally, I don’t like the Oklahoma-related people that are present at national events, but this is probably the best duo to have at the White House Correspondent’s Dinner.

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Sad.

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Hey Lance! We didn’t get our invite to the pool party! I’m sure it’s just a mistake, so we’ll drop by next weekend. #skinnydipping

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I’m officially adding Lucas Ross and Emily Sutton to my all-star karaoke dream team.

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While Mondays are generally rough, it looks like Emily Virgin had the worst one ever.

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While you can’t teach an old dog new tricks, occasionally they acknowledge your card tricks.

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Seriously, guys. It shouldn’t take this many tweets for you to not drink and drive. Though, if you’re in a position to drink on a Monday, maybe you need this many reminders.

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Really? He doesn’t seem like a very savory character when it comes to the snacks of others.

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Much like cardboard Jim Traber, Carboard David Payne is kind of a perv. Like real Jim Traber, Cardboard David Payne hangs out in women’s restrooms.

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I should very much like to attend a Thunder game with Mr. Rice. Even if he didn’t spank Presti, I would and say it was him.

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Oh… God… Abigail Ogle Is Going To Run This Town Someday, Isn’t She?

This week, I don’t bring you a tweet, but a screenshot.

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Hottest Females (@hottestfemalcs) is a pretty legit account, what with their five tweets spread over 5 months and opinion regarding Wayne Gretzky’s daughter.

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The Dean Blevins Memorial Weekly Tweet From Dean Blevins

Dean has not tweeted since his #CumInHandy2Nite debacle. The last tweet on his feed is a retweet of Golf Digest on April 16. If we don’t have a new tweet soon, we’re probably going to have to send out a search party.

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That’s it for this week. Hit me up on Twitter if you agree, disagree, think there is someone I should be following, or kind of want to stalk me.

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Comments

  1. WTF?? The Sheriffs department spent our tax dollars on having an artist create their own sugar skull?

  2. I saw the Abigail follow of Hottest Women and found it funny, also was a bit relieved she didn’t sub-tweet asking for an application…

    Dean is laying low on twitter until he can convince his wife that “Handy” is not an actual person………..just sayin..

  3. “Generally, I don’t like the Oklahoma-related people that are present at national events, but this is probably the best duo to have at the White House Correspondent’s Dinner.”

    Except Olivia Munn. Because she is still just AWFUL. No matter how many times you guys try to convince me otherwise by constantly saying nice things about her, she would still get a swift kick to the knee caps and a flying bird from me.

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