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Monday Morning Tweets: So, Scott Stapp was in town

Good Monday to everyone. There is nothing quite like coming back to work after a three-day weekend. By which I mean it’s more demoralizing than usual. Couple that with my current hangover, and I’m pretty much ready to call it a day. There ain’t enough Gatorade and aloe vera in the OKC area to fix me up after this holiday weekend. I hope everyone knows that I will be asleep in my car during my lunch break.

It was a busy week, what with Supreme Court rulings, the Fourth of July, and just the general nonsense of local media personalities being on Twitter. So, why don’t we get right to it? Check out this week’s tweets after the jump!

A couple of things:

In the seventh grade, I had a crush on a guy who stole a Creed CD from Randy’s M & M’s on Danforth in Edmond. This guy literally threw rocks at me and my friends when we got off the bus, and one day, he buried my head in the snow. Later, I found out he went to jail for cooking meth.

Also, Scott Stapp looks like he’s having a good time not being a rockstar anymore. Looks like Oklahoma City could take him higher, to the place with golden streets…

Know that I know A LOT of Creed lyrics, and I’m holding back really hard right now by not adding any more. Tune in next week when I manage to work some Limp Bizkit and Kid Rock into Monday Morning Tweets.

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Let’s talk about Smart Hours for a minute. I like saving a lot of dollars each month, but I kind of really hate getting home at 6 PM when it’s 80 in my house and then having to wait a full hour to feel comfortable. Also, remember how growing up, your dad would yell at you for touching the theromostat? Well, my boyfriend is kind of the same way, only Smart Hours magnifies it. I’m not allowed to flip a light switch before 7 PM. I guess we could just not sign up for Smart Hours, but there’s got to be a better option. Is there a support group for people like me?

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The only way this could be cooler is if you dressed like Michelangelo, Matt.

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According to a tweet from Andrew Rice (from a million years ago that I can’t currently find), the show isn’t that far off, though it’s over the top. So, either Meg Alexander was really naive during her DC reporting days like she claims, or she has a past that we would kill to know about.

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They are delicious, Mick, and I don’t care who knows it.

And now that I’m defending cookies, I should probably share one of my tweets with you that Tony thought should be included with MMT.

Okay, yes. I have zero self-control and am capable of eating my weight in junk. But look! Tony is surprised when people like green vegetables!

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Last week we learned that Steve Lackmeyer was destined to be a journalist.

It’s kind of cool that he wrote about a hotel when we was 10, and then he grew up to write about the Skirvin.

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Man, people are ready for the State Fair earlier and earlier every year…

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The Best Hobby Lobby Tweets

Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you’ve heard about the Supreme Court ruling in the Hobby Lobby case.

I think I speak for the whole TLO gang when I say that someday, we’d really like to be granted the same freedoms as corporations.

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Don’t even. You keep that feral-looking Tom Green out of my city.

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And then, the Fourth of July happened.

You know how when it snows, people get anxious and they HAVE TO buy milk and bread just in case they get snowed in? Well, it looks like everyone seemed to be stocking up on alcohol in fear that the liquor store would be closed for one day.

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#backinjury #grassburn
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Oh… God… Abigail Ogle Is Going To Run This Town Someday, Isn’t She?

That’s why her hair’s so big. It’s full of secrets.

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The Dean Blevins Memorial Weekly Tweet From Dean Blevins

We still don’t have any new tweets from Uncle Deano.

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