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Monday Morning Tweets: Lacey Swope is a fries in ice cream type of girl

Happy Monday and welcome to another edition of Monday Morning Tweets. You probably aren’t reading this, or at least all the tweets we get from people who didn’t know they were featured in the column would have us believe that you aren’t reading. And that’s cool, I guess.

Before we dig into this week’s tweets, I thought I should get something out-of-the-way. I admitted on Twitter that I would totally sleep with the tool box from Ghost Adventures on the Travel Channel, and then Tony favorited that tweet for use in this week’s MMT, like I would be shocked or embarrassed or something. Well, the joke’s on him, because if you scroll through the archives, you will see the hundreds of times I’ve admitted to having a crush on Fred Durst over the past four years.

Also, I don’t guess Patrick intended for this to happen, but I think Monday Morning Tweets and the associated Twitter account has now officially become the arena in which Tony and I will battle to the death. Anyway, check out the tweets after the jump.

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That’s a bold move by Swope. Everyone knows that the only ice cream treat suitable for dipping fries in is the Wendy’s Frosty. I don’t know about that waffle cone…

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If that’s any indication, I would say marijuana will be legalized here sooner rather than later.

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Nah, man. Fake it ’til you make it. That’s what we’re doing.

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And also by watching them have sex with people on camera.

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More specifically, lunar ferrous anorthosite.

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We’re big fans of the OK County Sheriff’s “caption this” photos.

“We’re going to get that $1,000 reward for Lucy Sparkles!

“Fish in a barrel.”

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If you happen to follow our Tony on Twitter, then you know he has some very intense feelings regarding Jeopardy. More than anything, he thinks Alex Trebek is a smug tool. And he apparently knows a lot about Final Jeopardy wagers.

I think it would be great if Tony explained what the wager happened to be, because I’ll “wager” that the vast majority of people didn’t happen to see it. What was the wager, Tony? Instead, he retweeted a bunch of people who have similar feelings regarding that particular Final Jeopardy.

This is just your weekly reminder that if you get a chance, you should make fun of Tony. He live tweets Jeopardy.

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Unfortunately, it didn’t bring out any tweets from Dean.

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Watch out, Abigail. It looks like there’s another daughter making a name for herself with her Dad’s name.

Additionally, I have some pretty good connections who were in the FFA growing up and they have some premium dirt on ol’ Krystal. Apparently raising chickens, pigs and goats really brings out the worst in some folks.

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As a person who doesn’t have any children, I have to say that this looks like the worst thing ever.

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Mick Cornett may be the biggest RedHawks fan in the state. Considering how much he loved the 89ers, that’s not surprising:

It’s a good hobby for him. Keeps Mick out of trouble. Now, if only we could keep him away from the bad element…

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I think that Freedom 43 probably needs a version of the Man Show starring Lance and Kevin.

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While I’m never short of evening activities, I do worry about our NBA stars finding activities befitting of their career and status.

You could do that, or just follow KD’s advice.

He’s been here long enough to know what’s up.

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Comments

  1. Any true Oklahoman would know that you do not get frostys at Wendy’s to dip fries. You get a shake from Braum’s.

    Also, can someone please explain to me why a bunch of old white people playing golf is such a big deal? I mean, cool, you are not breaking a hip while you take those ridiculous swings, but still… it’s golf?!

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