The guy pictured above is Terrell Maguire. I guess you can say he likes to choke his chicken in the rough.
Last Sunday night, the nonconformist was caught masturbating in the middle of the Beverly's Pancake House bathroom as opposed to the corner booth that management prefers. Apparently he ordered a slice of Beverly's famous apple pie and couldn't contain himself.
Here are the details via KOCO.
Oklahoma City police arrested a man overnight Sunday who they said was masturbating at a pancake restaurant.
Police arrived at Beverly's Pancake House at 3315 Northwest Expressway after receiving word that there was a naked man masturbating in the middle of the men's restroom.
The suspect, identified as Terrell Maguire, 51, was found in the men's restroom wearing nothing but his shirt, which was pulled over his head, according to the police report.
Police said the man had bruises and lacerations and thought he was masturbating in a stall. He was taken to an area hospital, and police said that doctors found no drugs in his system.
Maguire was booked into Oklahoma County Jail on complaints of indecent exposure and public drunkenness.
Holy shit. The doctors didn't find any drugs in his system? What the hell was he drinking and where can I get some? Not that I really want to get so drunk that I forget to lock the door while masturbating in a restaurant's bathroom or anything. That would be awkward. I'm just curious.
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