Welcome to the final Second Round games! Did you vote in this morning's regional? If not, be sure to do it here. The afternoon matchups feature two Thunder players, two politicians, and three local newswomen. Somewhere, Jessica Shambach is weeping that she didn't make the field.
(1) Lacey Swope vs (9) Abigail Ogle (4) Steven Adams vs (5) Oklahoma Hoodie Wearer (3) Mayor Mick vs (11) Joe Dorman (2) Russell Westbrook vs (7) Linda Cavanaugh
Who he is: The guy who got smoked by Mary Fallin in November.
Strengths: Uses the pick-up line "Ever seen the top of a bald man's head?" Sometimes it even works.
Weaknesses: Decided to wait until he was out of office and had already lost his governor's race to start actually fighting for things, just like all weaksauce Democrats.
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(2) Russell Westbrook vs (7) Linda Cavanaugh
(2) Russell Westbrook
Round 1: Defeated Yellow Lamborghini Driver
Who he is: The most valuable player in the NBA.
Strengths: So undeniably good now that even crusty old white men can't deny it.
Weaknesses: It just feels like he's going to hurt himself again at any moment.
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(7) Linda Cavanaugh
Round 1: Defeated Jenni Carlson
Who she is: Legendary newslady.
Strengths: Just keeps plugging along and outlasting all the others who want her job.
Weaknesses: The sort of person who tweets stuff like this into your feed: