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TLO Trivia Night Recap: St. Patrick’s Day Edition!

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It’s time to live up to my Irish heritage and listen to U2 while day drunk on Jameson’s. You call it St. Patrick’s Day while I call it “Joel’s typical Monday”.

We are back in full force this week with four nights of Team Trivia:

Tuesday: 51st St. Speakeasy – 8:00pm
Wednesday: Local (Norman) – 7:00pm
Thursday: Yucatan Taco Stand (Bricktown) – 8:00pm
Friday: Buffalo Wild Wings on NW Expressway – 9:00pm

Fours chances to be amazing at trivia. Four chances to be a trivia god and rack up the league points.

To keep the trivia good times going we’re gonna give you a few “St. Patrick’s Day” related trivia questions. Answers are after the standings.

1. St. Patrick is the patron saint of what?

2. Within 25, according to a recent study, how many liters of beer does the average Irishman drink in one year?

3. Founded in 1745 the “Rotunda” in Dublin is the world’s oldest what?

4. What common weed is sometimes called the “Irish Daisy?”

5. What Oklahoma native directed “Far & Away”?

Check it all out after the jump!

TLO Trivia Night Recap: True Detective Edition!

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Well, you cheap fools went and crashed HBO GO last night because everyone logged in with my HBO GO pass (You’re welcome all of OKC) to catch the last episode of the best television show since Breaking Bad. And yes, I’m aware Breaking Bad ended less than three months before True Detective started, but that was a rough three months to find something to fill the “horrible people doing horrible things on TV” hole in my heart.

Since all of you broke the internet with trying to watch some free HBO, we’re gonna give you a spoiler free “True Detective” trivia quiz! Enjoy!

1. How far into the last episode before Woody Harrelson’s Marty Hart is shot and killed by the Yellow King?

2. What was Rust’s line to Marty when he stood over Marty’s body, revealing he had been the Yellow King all along?

3.What was Rust’s occupation when the alternate timeline was revealed?

4. What color was the shirt Marty’s daughter was wearing when it was revealed the entire series took place in her imagination?

5. How angry are you I just ruined the best show on HBO in a decade?

Answers after the standings!

Here are the results from last week’s TLO Trivia Night.

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51 St. Speakeasy   •   Tuesday   •   8pm

Fun Fact: Lot of people were waiting since Percy Jackson for that to happen. You know what I’m talking about.

Best Team Name: In Oklahoma, every Tuesday is Fat Tuesday

Final Standings: 

First Place: Travolta was only speaking Thetan
Second Place: Johnny Glasses is a Liza Minnelli Drag Queen
Third Place: In Oklahoma, every Tuesday is Fat Tuesday

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Local  •   Wednesday   •   7pm

Fun Fact: Not everyone there was sporting an ashy forehead because they were coal miners. Found that out the hard way. 

Best Team Name: “Ashtag Lent”

Final Standings:

First Place: ”Crimea River” ($50 Cash Money)
Second Place: “You’re Putin Me in an Awkward Position” ($25 House Cash) 
Third Place: “Five Fish Eaters and a Protestant” ($10 House Cash)

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Yucatan Taco Stand   •   Thursday   •   8pm

*Programming Note* We will not be doing trivia at Yucatan this Thursday March 13th because of the Thunder. We’ll return March 20th!”

Fun Fact: Nickleback and murderers with crazy blades for legs were the tone of the evening. 

Best Team Name: “How to Lose a Girl in 4 Shots by Oscar Pistorius”

Final Standings:

First Place: What Concert Costs 45 Cents? 50 Cent Featuring Nickleback. Hey yo! ($50 Cash Money)
Second Place: “Russian to the Toilet of Putin” ($25 House Cash)
Third Place: “How to Lose a Girl in 4 Shots by Oscar Pistorius” ($10 House Cash)

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Buffalo Wild Wings on NW Expressway   •   Friday  •   9pm

Fun Fact: I’m not saying you shouldn’t get offended, I’m just saying the reaction is exactly probably what she wanted. 

Best Team Name: “Christina’s Fallin’s Trail of Tears”

Final Standings:

First Place: ”What’s Red, White and Racist All Over?” ($50 Cash Money)
Second Place: “Dropping the Kids off at Sovostopol” ($25 House Cash) 
Third Place: “Vanity Perkins Support Group” ($10 house Cash)

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We have four weeks of qualifying left for our League of Champions. Once again, the 14 teams with the most qualifying points will be invited to a $1,500 Champions Match on May 3rd.

1 Magic Johnson’s Immune System 140
2 Bergin Hunt & Fish Club 77
3 Tread Lightly and Have an A-1 Day 71
4 Unitarian Ace Trivia Team 52
5 Hodor 51
6 Spencer Fitzpatrick and Patick Fitzspencer: A gay Irish love story 49
7 Larry Bird doesn’t need an immune system 46
8 All Knight Long 44
8 Johnny Glasses 44
10 3.45 Miles 41
11 Book Hockey 39
12 Pistols Backfiring 36
13 Hootie and the Blowjobs 30
14 OK Nerdy Girls 12
15 0-1 Without Ryan Gomes 7
15 Spawn of Trabek 7
17 Elephant’s Gerald 6
18 Last Place 5
18 Muffin Stuffers 5
18 Rosa Parks Didn’t Call Shot Gun 5
18 TBD2 5
18 Team Apocalypse Wow 5
18 To Be Determined 5
24 Barack Obama’s Big Black Caucus 4
24 Ramrod 4
26 Bieber’s Cell Mates 3
26 German & The Jermans 3
26 Leo’s Pets 3
26 Mary Fallin Protecting the Sanctity of Marriage One State Trooper at a time 3
26 Michael Jordan Illuminati 3

True Detective Answers!

1. 22 minutes

2. “The falling cedars gave way to the underbrush of destiny bringing forth a sunrise of betrayal.”

3. Carnival worker.

4. Bright yellow.

5. Hopefully not very because I made it all up! All of it! I’m great.

TLO Trivia Night Recap: Oscars Edition!

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Well, the Oscars are over, after running for 7 hours. If you thought someone couldn’t work a massive amount of bland unfunny into anything other than a local open mic night, last night’s Oscars proved you wrong. If your dreams were to watch the star of Failure to Launch talk to the plastic faced nightmare that is Goldie Hawn Kim Novak with a smattering of famous people taking selfies, then you’re happy. The rest of us are freezing, bored and glad we DVR’d True Detective.

Here’s some good time Oscar related trivia questions you can wow yourself or your friends with. Answers are at the bottom of the post after the recap. Enjoy!

1. Who has more Oscar wins than any other human?

2. Which director has more Oscars than any other director?

3. How many Oscars does Henry Winkler have?

4. Who did Queen Latifah portray in a sketch on last night’s Jimmy Kimmel?

5. How many Oscars did Alfred Hitchcock win for directing?

TLO Trivia Night Recap: In honor of Kate Upton…

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Question: What type of trivia questions do we ask at TLO Trivia Night?

Answer: Good ones.

See what I did there? I started our weekly trivia recap with a trivia question. Genius.

Actually, we ask 40 questions at each trivia night covering a wide range of topics. Some are easy, some are hard, and 95% of the time we know the correct answers. Here are some questions we asked last week. Answers are at the end of the post:

1. What’s the combined value of the two green spaces on the “Price is Right” Big Wheel?

2. What is the only Major League Baseball team name whose first 4 letters match the first 4 letters of it’s city?

3. In “The Big Lebowski,” The Dude memorably expresses his hatred for what popular 1970′s rock act?

4. Within 5%… According to a recent survey by Match.com, what percentage of single men claimed oral sex is appropriate on a first date?

5. What was Arthur Radley’s nickname in “To Kill a Mockingbird?”

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51 St. Speakeasy   •   Tuesday   •   8pm

Fun Fact: Mentioning Kate Upton in your team name will likely get you some bonus points.

Best Team Name: Kate Upton’s Breasts. That is all.

Final Standings:

First Place: Me Sochi Horny: We Love You Long Time
Second Place: Sarah Palin sees the Olympics from her front porch
Third Place: Magic Johnson’s Immune System brought to you by Healthcare.gov.

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Local  •   Wednesday   •   7pm

Fun Fact: The Hodor/Magic Johnson’s Immune System showdown was a bit one sided. Like Hodor himself! Game of Thrones naked Hodor reference! Also, thanks to team “Card Shark” you’re able to enjoy the horrible theme song above. It’s good. So good.

Best Team Name: Dr. House of Card Shark Tank Girls Gone Wild N’ Crazy Kids in the Hall & Oates

Final Standings:

First Place: Magic Johnson’s Immune System ($50 cash)
Second Place: Give the Painting Back! ($25 House Cash)
Third Place: Tread Lightly and Have an A1 Day ($10 House Cash)

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Yucatan Taco Stand   •   Wednesday   •   8pm

We weren’t there last week because Miami was in town. We’ll return this week and we’re awarding DOUBLE the league points. So your week is already off to a great start.

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Buffalo Wild Wings on NW Expressway   •   Friday   •   9pm

Fun Fact: Bergin Hunt & Fish Club was the name for the Gambino family storefront which was where John Gotti did a whole lot of his “business”. If this team’s mighty beards didn’t frighten us, that they named their team for a mob hangout certainly does.

Best Team Name: Lacey Swope is a Juice Monster

Final Standings:

First Place: Bergin Hunt & fish Club ($50 cash)
Second Place: Pistols Backfiring ($25 House Cash)
Third Place: Larry Bird Doesn’t Need an Immune System ($10 House Cash)

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$1,500 League of Champions Standings 

Right now we’re in the middle of our League of Champions qualifying period. The Top 14 teams will qualify for a $1,500 match at The Speakeasy. A couple of teams have already clinched a playoff birth. If this were Selection Sunday, I’d say we have 10 – 15 teams on the bubble.

Rank League Name Total Points
1 Magic Johnson’s Immune System 107
2 Bergin Hunt & Fish Club 54
3 Hodor 43
4 Tread Lightly and Have an A-1 Day 42
5 All Knight Long 38
6 Spencer Fitzpatrick and Patick Fitzspencer: A gay Irish love story 37
6 Unitarian Ace Trivia Team 37
8 Book Hockey 36
9 Larry Bird doesn’t need an immune system 35
10 3.45 Miles 33
11 Johnny Glasses 31
12 Hootie and the Blowjobs 26
13 Pistols Backfiring 18
14 0-1 Without Ryan Gomes 6
15 Elephant’s Gerald 5
15 Muffin Stuffers 5
15 Rosa Parks Didn’t Call Shot Gun 5
15 Spawn of Trabek 5
15 TBD2 5
15 Team Apocalypse Wow 5
15 To Be Determined 5
22 Last Place 4
22 Ramrod 4
24 Bieber’s Cell Mates 3
24 German & The Jermans 3
24 Leo’s Pets 3
24 Mary Fallin Protecting the Sanctity of Marriage One State Trooper at a time 3
24 Michael Jordan Illuminati 3
24 OK Nerdy Girls 3

Oh yeah, those answers to the questions above:

1. 20-cents

2. Phillies

3.The Eagles

4. 37%

5. Boo

 

 

TLO Trivia Night: Week 6 Recap

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We have completed another week of trivia. Each night is scampy, good ol’ fashioned fun, just like each of the Brady kids. The difference between League of Champions and the Brady kids is one is real, awards you cash, and won’t try to steal the pills in your bathroom.

Couple of important notes before we begin:

• The $1,500 League of Champions Title Match has been scheduled for Saturday, May 3rd at 7:00pm at 51st St. Speakeasy. There’s still plenty of time to qualify.

• This week’s TLO Trivia Night at Yucatan Taco Stand is cancelled due to the Thunder/Heat game. If you’re going to Bricktown for the game, be sure to check them out. They have some great pre-game drinks and awesome food deals throughout the game. We will return on 02/27 and give away double “League of Champions” points,

Anyway, enough with the fine print. Here’s last week’s TLO Trivia recap and League of Champions standings: