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Monday Morning Tweets

Good morning and happy Monday, fellow Oklahomans. I hope your weekend was amazing and that you’re ready to tackle another week. If you think you may not make it, just know that football starts this weekend so your life will finally have meaning again. Can I get an amen for tailgating, crock pots full of queso, and cheering for your team? These are glorious times. And until football, well, I’ve got some of the very best tweets in one place for you to enjoy!

As always, you can check out the tweets after the jump!

Two inmates tried to pull an Andy Dufresne at the OK County Jail

oklahoma county jail escape attempt

If it comes down to it, I hope I die early on in the zombie apocalypse. I’m not a doomsday prepper, nor do I possess any sort of survival instinct. In fact, there is barely enough food in my house to sustain me for a week, let alone the end of the civilized world. Couple that with the fact that I’m not very handy with any weapons, and well, you can see that I’m meant for a softer existence. And is being a zombie really that bad after all?

Anyway, two inmates at the Oklahoma County Jail do not share my distaste for survivalism. In fact, they are basically the two people you want on your team when the world ends. Why? Well, they came pretty close to busting out of their cell by using crude tools and a paste made out of oatmeal. According to KFOR.com:

5 OKC Metro music venues that are no more

There was a time, my friends, when I was a part of a scene. I actually attended shows and actively supported bands. It was a fantastic time, a time when I had free time and disposable income and I didn’t have to wake up early the next morning. Seeing a band on a Tuesday wasn’t a big deal then. Now, I DO NOT go out on weeknights, and I’m generally in bed by 10. Is that punk rock or what?

It’s not that I don’t like music, it’s just that…well, I don’t like leaving my couch. Netflix has ruined me. Also, without MySpace, I just don’t feel like music is alive anymore. (I’m aware that you’ll call me out for being a millenial on that one, but I dare any of you to disagree!) But because I don’t go out anymore, I had no idea about how much the metro area music venues have changed. And that’s why I’m bringing you this list of 5 OKC Metro music venues that are no more. This is in no way a comprehensive list, but more a list of places where I remember there being shows.


1. Harvard Hall

If I remember correctly, Harvard Hall was the idea of a couple of Edmond moms. Tired of driving their kids way out to The Green Door on Western and NW 89th, they made a music venue in Edmond on Second and Fretz right next to where Full Cup Donuts used to be. The venue was pristine and clean, and I only ever saw one show there. (I believe the band was Phase 2.) Also, there was no smoking and no alcohol for sale. But they did have a sweet candy and soda selection as well as bean bags and activities. As you may imagine, it didn’t stay open for long.

Muggle teacher is a bit too obsessed with Harry Potter…

harry potter

Unless you’re new to TLO, you know I’m a pretty big nerd. I won’t lie about it. The first time I skipped class in high school was to buy tickets to see The Lord of the Rings, and I literally went to library school. (It’s really a thing. And no, we didn’t learn how to shhh people.) So, suffice it to say I’m drawn to the nerdier side of life, and I love when others enjoy nerdy things as well.

So, you can imagine how stoked I was to see Ms. Stephen’s nerdlair at the James L. Capps Middle School in the Putnam City district. According to KFOR.com:

Monday Morning Tweets

Good morning and happy Monday, everyone. Can you believe that this is the last week of August? I believe that everyone is officially back to school, unless you attend one of the state’s seminaries. Then I think you have until September. But if you attend one of the state’s seminaries, don’t let anyone know you read The Lost Ogle. Eventually it will get back to Aaron Tuttle, and he’ll call you out on Twitter for following Satan (I guess that’s his euphemism for us) and then he’ll be all righteous up in your mentions and with his subtweets. I mean, after all, is there anything more holy than a diabolical Facebook weatherman?  Maybe if his app is downloaded enough times, he’ll even become a saint.

Anyway, it’s Monday. You know what that means. Check out the best tweets from the past week after the jump!