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This grandma got her grankid stoned…

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It’s that time of year when we all get a little bit more thankful in a super disingenuous and only on Facebook sort of way. It’s totally cool. I get it. An integral part of stuffing your face with four helpings of mashed potatoes is showing what a good person you are by being grateful for things and people that you passive-aggressively complain about the rest of the year.

Regardless of how you feel about them, family is something that it’s appropriate to be thankful for at this time of year. Family, and especially grandparents are a blessing. Even if they get your 4-year old stoned right before pre-K. According to NewsOK.com:

EDMOND — An Edmond 4-year-old’s grandmother and great aunt are accused of smoking marijuana in front of the child, police said.

Sandra Martinez, 53, and Peggy Pierman, 52, were arrested Friday on complaints of possession of marijuana and possession of drug paraphernalia, Edmond police spokeswoman Jennifer Monroe said.

An Edmond officer was called to Cross Timbers Elementary School, 4800 N Kelly Ave., to check on a prekindergarten student who was acting lethargic. The officer said the 4-year-old’s clothes smelled of marijuana and his eyes did not look normal, Monroe said.

Officers talked to Martinez, the grandmother, and Pierman, the great-aunt, after they drove to school to pick up the boy. The women told officers the boy spent the night at Martinez’s house, Monroe said.

The boy was put in his mother’s custody. His mother was not involved in the incident.

Martinez and Pierman were taken to the Edmond jail.

Monday Morning Tweets: It was a 9-inches type of weekend…

Happy Monday after a weathery weekend! That means we’ve got some pretty sweet weather tweets gathered here for you just in case you didn’t get enough weather updates over the weekend. But that’s not all. Beyonce and Jay-Z showed up at a Thunder game, and OKC will never be the same again. Suffice it to say it was a busy week on social media. I’ve gathered up the tweets that are guaranteed to make great water cooler conversation on this dreary Monday. Check them out after the jump!

Berry Tramel wants all the single ladies to be a virgins…

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As a woman, I know that my self-worth and the worth that society ascribes to me completely hinges upon the presence of a hymen. Berry Tramel knows this, too. At least that’s what I assume after watching this promo clip for “Worth the Wait,” where Berry talks about the sexual purity of his blessed daughter:

Monday Morning Tweets: News 9 is controlled by Obama

It’s Monday again. And I’m going to make my stock jokes about Mondays. Kind of like when I wrote FNITBT and made my stock jokes about getting drunk with my parents while playing beer pong. Honestly, if you haven’t figured it out by now, I’m totally a one trick pony. Just one trick. It’s all I have. But that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t read the rest of Monday Morning Tweets. Our local tweets are pure quality, and totally make up for my lack of enthusiasm in writing this intro. Now, on to the tweets! As always, they are after the jump.

A couple got married on KFOR yesterday

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Because yesterday’s date was 11/12/13, people thought it was a good idea to get married. This is like the people that want to get married on a Friday night or a Sunday evening, and then get mad when people either aren’t there on time or have to leave early to get ready for work, only way worse. Tuesday is a dumb day to get married unless you’re just going down to the courthouse. Or if you’re going to get married on TV.

From KFOR.com:

OKLAHOMA CITY – Planning a wedding can be extremely stressful for the couple involved, especially when it involves a particular day on the calendar.

Dozens of couples decided to tie the knot on 11/12/13, making it an easy anniversary to remember and a date that will only come around once-in-a-lifetime.

However, one local couple decided to get married at the spur-of-the-moment this morning and couldn’t stand to wait another day.

Vodera Dillon and Richard Inch found Rev. Joy Huber and headed to our studios to say their vows in front of thousands of Oklahomans.

Now, before we get all catty (That’s literally what all women do when they’re at a wedding. We sit at the reception and talk about how tacky the dress was, how boring the ceremony was, and how obnoxious it was that the bride
walked down the aisle to a Disney song.), let’s check out the wedding and talk about what the couple did right: