Happy Monday after a weathery weekend! That means we’ve got some pretty sweet weather tweets gathered here for you just in case you didn’t get enough weather updates over the weekend. But that’s not all. Beyonce and Jay-Z showed up at a Thunder game, and OKC will never be the same again. Suffice it to say it was a busy week on social media. I’ve gathered up the tweets that are guaranteed to make great water cooler conversation on this dreary Monday. Check them out after the jump!
As a woman, I know that my self-worth and the worth that society ascribes to me completely hinges upon the presence of a hymen. Berry Tramel knows this, too. At least that’s what I assume after watching this promo clip for “Worth the Wait,” where Berry talks about the sexual purity of his blessed daughter:
It’s Monday again. And I’m going to make my stock jokes about Mondays. Kind of like when I wrote FNITBT and made my stock jokes about getting drunk with my parents while playing beer pong. Honestly, if you haven’t figured it out by now, I’m totally a one trick pony. Just one trick. It’s all I have. But that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t read the rest of Monday Morning Tweets. Our local tweets are pure quality, and totally make up for my lack of enthusiasm in writing this intro. Now, on to the tweets! As always, they are after the jump.
Because yesterday’s date was 11/12/13, people thought it was a good idea to get married. This is like the people that want to get married on a Friday night or a Sunday evening, and then get mad when people either aren’t there on time or have to leave early to get ready for work, only way worse. Tuesday is a dumb day to get married unless you’re just going down to the courthouse. Or if you’re going to get married on TV.
OKLAHOMA CITY – Planning a wedding can be extremely stressful for the couple involved, especially when it involves a particular day on the calendar.
Dozens of couples decided to tie the knot on 11/12/13, making it an easy anniversary to remember and a date that will only come around once-in-a-lifetime.
However, one local couple decided to get married at the spur-of-the-moment this morning and couldn’t stand to wait another day.
Vodera Dillon and Richard Inch found Rev. Joy Huber and headed to our studios to say their vows in front of thousands of Oklahomans.
Now, before we get all catty (That’s literally what all women do when they’re at a wedding. We sit at the reception and talk about how tacky the dress was, how boring the ceremony was, and how obnoxious it was that the bride
walked down the aisle to a Disney song.), let’s check out the wedding and talk about what the couple did right:
Happy Monday and Veteran’s Day to all our readers! If you’re lucky enough to have this day off, savor it. The rest of us are just trying to cobble together enough PTO so that we can have Black Friday and Christmas Eve off. For those of you at work, I’ve grouped together some tweets for you to read while you pretend you’re actually doing something like putting numbers in a spreadsheet or sending emails. As always, I got them sweet tweets after the jump!
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