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Monday Morning Tweets

Happy Monday everyone, and boy do I sure hope you have enough milk and bread to get you through this minor snowmageddon. At the time of writing, I couldn’t find any school or business closure information for today, but I’m going to write this assuming that you found out you didn’t have to go into work today last night, and you’ve been drinking ever since. So here’s to a great Monday at home all warm in your PJs with mugs of coffee and Bailey’s.

You know, if this isn’t the case and you have to drive on crappy roads in bad traffic to get to work, this intro is really going to piss you off. That would just be adding insult to injury, really.

Well, either way, if you’re at home or at work, the tweets are after the jump.

A lady in Edmond had an explosive first aid kit

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As someone who made it from Daisy Scout all the way to Brownie Scout, I know a thing or two about the dangers of scouting. And by that I mean I know what it’s like to not meet your cookie sale quota. I also know what it’s like to quit an organization because you wanted to learn some camping skills but never did anything beyond standing outside a grocery store to sell Thin Mints to strangers. Even though your friends who were in the Boy Scouts got to earn a badge that required them jump into some freezing water, remove their pants and use them as a flotation device, you got a badge that looks like a carousel horse that shows you sold the bare minimum of over-priced Do-si-dos.

But whatever. I’m not bitter. I don’t even care. That was totally over twenty years ago and I’m over it. I’ve moved on. And I didn’t get an ounce of pleasure out of thinking that maybe a Girl Scout of the past created an explosive to express her dissatisfaction with the organization.

From KOCO.com:

Monday Morning Tweets

Good morning, and happy Monday to the local Twitterati. It’s another Monday where I’m bringing you some tweets so you don’t have to scroll through your feed to find the highlights. A lot of things happened this past week, like an election, some Thunder sadness and Kevin Ogle went to Denny’s. I mean, we’ve got a lot of ground to cover at this moment. So, instead of giving you an intro where I talk about my hangover, or how much I hate my day job because they don’t think Twitter is important, I’ll just get right to the meat of it all and direct you to the jump, after which you shall find the tweets.

Enjoy!

Two women in McAlester gave a 4-year-old pot brownies

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I’ll be honest with you. My mom is one of the best bakers I know. If it’s a birthday or holiday, best believe that she is coming at you with cakes, cookies, and all things in between. Similarly, my great-grandmother’s Vanilla Wafer cake is the stuff of legends, and is always remembered fondly around the dinner table when we think of the good ol’ days. So, needless to say I understand the role of baked goods in family life.

But two McAlester women were unaware of the baked goods that were acceptable when it comes to making dessert traditions. According to KFOR.com:

And the winner of The Lost Ogle’s teacher of the year award is…

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The votes are in and it looks like we have a two-way tie for the 2014 teacher of the year. And by that I don’t mean the actual teacher of the year award that honors hardworking educators who give so much of themselves to better the students of this state. I mean the award for teachers that are totally sketchy and probably should never have been put in contact with children—you know, those teachers of the years.

We have our work cut out for us on this score, but it would appear that both of them engaged in activities that endangered children, just in different ways. So what’s worse? Putting children in a position where they could potentially die, or preying on a 13-year old sexually? I’ll let you be the judge.

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Firstly, let me give you the story of the teacher who put some students in her trunk. According to KFOR.com:

CATOOSA, Okla. (KJRH)  – A Catoosa teacher has been suspended with pay after she was accused of piling kids into her car and putting two kids in the trunk to run an errand.

The school board set a hearing for the teacher to fight a possible firing.

The yearbook teacher is accused of loading 11 kids into her Honda Accord and drove to Wal-Mart.

Umm, that’s a lot of people to put in a Honda Accord.

According to the police report, two children rode in the trunk and others sat on the floorboards without seat belts.