It’s that time again, readers, when we tackle the tough questions that other blogs are too scared to touch. Last time you decided overwhelmingly that you preferred Bob Mills to the Mathis Brothers, most likely because you are responsible hamster owners. This week, we take on the question that no one else has the balls to debate. Truck nuts: yes or no?
Hello again, boys and girls! It’s yet another Monday morning, and therefore time for another edition of Monday Morning Tweets.
I spent a lot of time wrestling with whether or not I should include the above Ogle-bait from your newly-crowned Ogle Madness V champion. On the one hand: Joleen Chaney and Emily Sutton pillow fight! On the other hand: “don’t be the creepy guy” is one of my life’s philosophies, and one day you’re writing about pillow fights, then you’re composing possibly disturbing yet surprisingly catchy songs to post on the internet, and the next day you’re dancing to Goodbye Horses. So the pillow fight is acknowledged and you guys can do with it what you will, but I’m moving on. This week’s tweets are after the jump!
Good morning, people of the internet! It’s another Monday morning and another edition of Monday Morning Tweets. Ordinarily I try to mix it up and post tweets from a variety of sources from week to week. But the one guy who I keep coming back to is good ol’ Deano. He has such a unique style that I’m weirdly captivated by that I just can’t help it. Also, he really likes to tweet. I know because he wrote this thing on New9.com about how he really likes to tweet. That was the entire column. Really. Three short paragraphs explaining how much he likes to tweet and then…a super long list of his own tweets. Really weird! Almost as weird as me listing a bunch of @DeanBlevins’ tweets, which I’m going to do after the jump.
Hello internet! Welcome to another Monday morning and another edition of Monday Morning Tweets. The young lady up above tweeting with Geraldo’s worst nightmare is Britnee Bryles, who is something called the Social Correspondant for KFOR and KAUT. Despite having what is clearly a made up job and not trying to “be in our drama,” when you do things like tweet pictures of yourself at Edna’s with Joleen Chaney, Tiffany Blackmon and Emily Sutton, you have little choice to but to be in our drama, which is a phrase that I have never uttered in my entire life until now. So there you go. I hope that is a lesson learned for everyone.
Enjoy your work week everyone, we’ll get to this week’s tweets (non-namecalling edition) after the jump.
Hello again, people of the internet! We’re coming to you live and in living color from a cheetos-covered laptop somewhere in Oklahoma City. If it’s Monday, that means it’s time for Monday Morning Tweets, our weekly feature of tweets from Oklahoma celebrities. That charming young man up above is one James Traber, a local radio host. You may have heard of him. Does anyone else find it funny that Jim constantly tells people that it’s stupid to listen to him if they don’t like him, yet is constantly bitching about Jenni Carlson’s newspaper columns? Hey, big man, if she’s so bad, why are you reading her articles? How dumb are you to read someone so pathetic?
After the jump, we get to today’s tweets.
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