It’s that time again, readers, when we here at The Lost Ogle answer the questions that need answering. Last time, you decided that Norman was way better than Edmond, amen! This week, we tackle a real toughie. What’s the best local furniture store, Bob Mills or Mathis Brothers?
Our arguments are after the jump!
Welcome back to Monday Morning Tweets! It’s our weekly roundup of selected tweets from Oklahoma celebrities. Last week, I suggested that someone should start an Al Eschbach parody account. And someone actually did it! Since that was so successful, we’re going to try another request: this week I would like someone to give me six and a half million dollars. I would also like BJ Wexler’s popcorn machine to get it’s own twitter account. I don’t think either of those things are too much to ask.
After the jump, we get to this week’s tweets.
Last week Channel 25’s morning show Joe Gumm’s Super-Happy Funhouse sent Christal Bennett to something called “DW’s Exotic Animal Park” in Weatherford. At first I thought they were talking about DW’s porn store just south of the border, but it turns out DW’s Animal Park and DW’s porn store are very different things. Who knew!?
Anyway, things were going fine for Christal Bennett until some guy decided to surprise her by putting a snake around her neck. Her reaction was, well, see for yourself:
Hello again, boys and girls! It’s Monday, and you know what that means: that’s right, we’re all another week closer to death. Huzzah! Also, it’s time once again for Monday Morning Tweets, our weekly compilation of tweets from local celebrities. Before we begin, a quick idea, free for anyone to use: a Fake Al Eschbach twitter account. Make it happen, Oklahoma City.
After the jump, we get to some tweets.
Hello folks, welcome back to Monday Morning Tweets! It’s our weekly look back at some of the tweets from our local celebrities and media. I can’t tell you guys how hard it is every Monday not to just use every one of @JimTraber‘s bitterly angry and exclamation-point obsessed tweets as the entirety of this series, but I’ve fought the urge for another week. After the jump, some tweets from people who aren’t Jim Traber.
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