Jun 13, 2013
- About the porn stars who want to donate sex acts to tornado victims…
- Our license plates are infringing on our freedomJun 12, 2013
- KFOR found the world’s coolest post-tornado vigilante…Jun 11, 2013
- FBI investigating ex-Oklahoman reporter Zeke Campfield on allegations he solicited a 16-year-old prostitute…Jun 6, 2013
- Finally, Mike Morgan breaks his silence on Friday’s storm coverage…Jun 6, 2013
- Wal-Mart has made a dramatic comeback to OKC Craigslist Missed ConnectionsJun 4, 2013
- Someone from The Onion is writing editorials for the Oklahoman…Jun 3, 2013
- Based on these Facebook comments, The Derplahomans were not happy that Obama visited OklahomaMay 28, 2013
- Top 20 Photographs in TLO History (5-1)May 28, 2013
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What do people think about f*cking Oklahoma…
Apr 8
2013
The weather-guessers are saying that we might have severe storms over the next couple days and you all should stay “weather aware,” although to be honest in Oklahoma I think it’s pretty much impossible not to be. Someone has been updating me on what the forecast looks like approximately every half-an-hour since I was born. So I’d add my voice to the chorus of people telling you to watch out, but I know you already are.
This week’s tweets are below the fold.
The Triumphant Return of Dean the Stream Blevins
Apr 1
2013
Hi everyone! It’s Monday, which means it’s time for Monday Morning Tweets, and it’s April 1st, which means it’s the most obnoxious day of the year. If New Year’s Eve is Amateur Night for people who drink, April Fool’s Day is Amateur Day for people who think they are funny. I tend to just spend the entire day hunkered down by myself trying to have as little human contact as possible. Hey, Frank in HR, there’s a reason you work in HR and not as the host of a hilarious hidden-camera show. Please just leave me alone today.
Do that, and read this week’s tweets.
Lacey Swope is trying her best to be like Emily Sutton
Mar 25
2013
Hello everyone! It’s the Monday after the first weekend of the NCAA tournament. You know what that means? That’s right, only 361 more shopping days until the next time everyone you know complains about how messed up their bracket is! Not sure how I’m gonna make it that long without hearing about the heartache you all are going through. Oh well, at least fantasy football will be here in six months and I’ll get to listen to tragic circumstances of your last-second loss thanks to Marshawn Lynch’s fumble. That should tide me over until next year’s March Madness.
This is Monday Morning Tweets. This week’s tweets are after the fold.
Maggie Stokes’ Twitter account will haunt your dreams.
Mar 18
2013
Hello everyone, it’s time again for Monday Morning Tweets!
If you are anything like me, your Twitter feed this week looked something like this:
Pope joke
South by Southwest Reference
Pope joke
South by Southwest Reference
Pope joke
South by Southwest Reference
Someone bitching about Skip Bayless
South by Southwest Reference
Pope joke
South by Southwest Reference
Yes, it was quite a week on Twitter. Everyone on earth is either apparently an expert on the papacy or in Austin having fun without us. Or both. Well, there were apparently a few tweets that didn’t have to do with one of those topics, and I’ve put them in this post.
Find them after the jump.
Linda Cavanaugh likes to stick things in her nose
Mar 11
2013
Ordinarily, this is where I commiserate with all of you about how it’s Monday and Mondays suck worse than the Broadway Extension at I-44 during rush hour, but today is different. Because later today will be the official unveiling of the bracket for Ogle Madness 6! Yes, it’s that most wonderful time of the year again, when we celebrate Ogle Madness champions both recent (Emily Sutton!) and old (Lauren Richardson? Who?) and start up our office pools for this year’s tournament. I don’t know about you, but I’m hitching my wagon to BJ Wexler’s Popcorn Machine making a huge Cinderalla run.
Until Ogle Madness is revealed later today, here’s some tweets to tide you over.
