Hello again, faithful readers. It’s another exciting edition of Monday Morning Tweets.
Many things happened on Twitter this week. For instance, the governor sent out of a bunch of tweets that appear to have been composed by a bored fifth-grader. Also, porn star Jesse Jane announced that she is now single. Time for some lucky guy to get sloppy seven-thousandths! And Joleen Chaney went to the fair.
Here’s the deal. That stuff has been covered on TLO already, so you’re not going to see any of it here. What you are going to see is this: three tweets from Channel 4′s Chellie Mills involving the word poop. Look, it’s not called Monday Morning Swanky Highbrow Tweets for the Classy, ok?
This week’s tweets are after the fold.
Hello, again, internet! It’s me, Tony, and this is Monday Morning Tweets, your weekly compendium of tweets from our local Okie celebrities.
If my Twitter feed in any indication, about 80% of people in a 50 mile radius are at the State Fair, so please don’t forget about our annual Photo Contest. It has a seriously great prize, courtesy of the good folks at the Wedge Pizzeria and Deep Fork Grill. Just e-mail those photos to TheLostOgle@gmail.com to enter.
After the jump, we have this week’s tweets.
It’s a tale as old as time: you pass a one-cent sales tax to build some stuff downtown and have a rich guy steal a basketball team, and suddenly all these other cities just won’t stop sucking up to you. It happened to me three times just last week. It’s like, UGH, COME ON, cities, leave me alone!
“We can look down the turnpike to Oklahoma City as an example,” (Tulsa Mayor Dewey) Bartlett said during the noon Tulsa Metro Chamber-sponsored luncheon at the Tulsa Convention Center.
That city’s successful, long-standing Metropolitan Area Projects (MAPs) initiative is now in its third wave of public improvement projects.
“Mayor (Mick) Cornett, we continue to look to you and Oklahoma City for inspiration as a leading example of rebirth, renewal and breaking new ground,” Bartlett said.
“You’ve turned Oklahoma City into a destination, and we are so proud to be your sister city.”
Wow. In case you wonder where Mick Cornett’s disappeared to, he’s sitting at home with the lights turned down, drinking a glass of Merlot, and playing that audio on repeat over and over.
Good morning, everyone! It’s time for yet another edition of Monday Morning Tweets. If you’re anything like me, you spent your weekend laughing at Patrick enrage OSU fans on Twitter. It was a nice change of pace from the way I usually spend my weekends — laughing at Patrick enrage OU and/or Thunder fans on Twitter. I’m pretty sure he’s the reason the #unfollow hashtag was invented in the first place.
Let’s get right to this week’s tweets. They are after the fold.
Hello again, Internet! It’s Tuesday morning, which as you know means it’s time for another edition of Monday Morning Tweets! At least it does this week. You just never know what day of the week Monday Morning Tweets is going to show up. We probably should have thought about that before we decided to call it Monday Morning Tweets. Oh well! Live and learn!
We’ll get right to it with this week’s tweets, which are after the fold.
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