It’s a tale as old as time: you pass a one-cent sales tax to build some stuff downtown and have a rich guy steal a basketball team, and suddenly all these other cities just won’t stop sucking up to you. It happened to me three times just last week. It’s like, UGH, COME ON, cities, leave me alone!

First El Paso was singing the praises of OKC, and now Tulsa finally comes clean and admits that deep down, yes, what they really want to be just like us. From the Tulsa World:

“We can look down the turnpike to Oklahoma City as an example,” (Tulsa Mayor Dewey) Bartlett said during the noon Tulsa Metro Chamber-sponsored luncheon at the Tulsa Convention Center.

That city’s successful, long-standing Metropolitan Area Projects (MAPs) initiative is now in its third wave of public improvement projects.

“Mayor (Mick) Cornett, we continue to look to you and Oklahoma City for inspiration as a leading example of rebirth, renewal and breaking new ground,” Bartlett said.

“You’ve turned Oklahoma City into a destination, and we are so proud to be your sister city.”

Wow. In case you wonder where Mick Cornett’s disappeared to, he’s sitting at home with the lights turned down, drinking a glass of Merlot, and playing that audio on repeat over and over.