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Read the Gazette article again and again and again and again…

Published by
Patrick
 on June 13, 2008

In case you forgot, back in early May the Oklahoma Gazette decided to do a big feature article on the website that you are currently reading. In our little dot-com world, that was kind of a big deal. Hell, it was such a big deal that even Mike McCarville took notice.

Now…after a little wait…we have finally gotten our hands on an official PDF. Granted, we had to place some escort service ads in the back of the Gazette to score it, but it was well worth the trouble. For one, I had no clue Clark Matthews gave such good massages, and two, it was great to finally meet Brent Skarky in person.

Anyway, to avoid lawsuits and stuff, we have to tell you the following legal stuff.

1. The article can only be republished on The Lost Ogle; (I guess this means you can’t steal it and post it on your blog.)

2. The article cannot be altered in any manner; (That means we can’t add any fake quotes from Clark Matthews, who despite being interviewed, was not quoted.)

3. A link to our Web site, www.okgazette.com, must accompany the article; (You can also check out the Gazette’s blog -OKGWidget- which is updated on a monthly basis.)

4. An acknowledgment of the name of the paper and the author of the article must accompany the article, and the following text must be added: “Copyrighted by Gazette, Media, Inc. Republished with permission”. (The article was written by a guy named Rod Lott. We are pretty sure that Rod does drugs.)

So click this link, read it and…uh…enjoy. Tony and I have some pretty amazing quotes in it, plus it’s ad free. For a $1,000 donation to the Lost Ogle Fund, you can even get an autographed copy of the article FedEx’ed to you. And if you order now, you can get a massage from Clark Matthews thrown in for free.

Category: Brent Skarky, The Lost Ogle and The Oklahoma Gazette. 14 Comments

Bull Semen!

Published by
Patrick
 on June 6, 2008

For some reason, when I first read the headline of this article from NewsOK.com, I thought Brent Skarky could be the culprit. But then I realized that he wasn’t from Tahlequah:

Texas ranch sues Tahlequah man over disputed bull semen

A Texas ranch company is suing a Missouri genetics company and an Oklahoma rancher over bull semen alleged to have been extracted from a bull named Mommas Boy over a 13-day period in April.

The suit alleges that the ranch company paid for Mommas Boy on April 2, but didn’t receive the bull until April 15. The suit claims the seller, Dale Glory of Tahlequah, Okla., and two co-defendants collected sperm specimens from the bull during the 13 days between sale and delivery, and had some of them taken to Genex for storing.

The suit also is seeking punitive damages of $100,000 from Glory, Debra Garland and Peter Maubach, who are accused of taking sperm specimens from the bull.

Well, I guess it’s nice to know that there are other things to do in Tahlequah than get amazingly drunk and float a polluted river. Too bad that “other thing to do” is stealing semen from a bull named Mommas Boy. Seriously, the only thing that could have made this story any better was if he was named Chubbie Johnson or Randy Terrill.

Anyway, since that’s NOT the case, I don’t think there’s too much more that we can add to this story. I couldn’t find any pictures of the conspirators, but I did find Dale Glory’s bull website. Unfortunately, it kind of sucked. It looked like it was designed in FrontPage and the only pictures on it were of his bulls Swamp Fox, Old School and Jack Bowen.  Weird, huh..

Category: Brent Skarky and Unusual. 8 Comments

Brent Skarky Believes In Miracles, Ballot Rigging

Published by
Tony
 on April 8, 2008

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It appears Brent Skarky has a Lost Ogle mole among the contacts in his e-mail list. We were forwarded a 100% real email that he sent out before his matchup with Kelly Ogle. Here it is:

From: BRENT SKARKY

Sent: Wednesday, April 02, 2008 9:06 AM

To: aaron tuttle; amy robert; andrew gilman; andy gibson; bentley dill; brent quinones; BRETT STAGNITTI; brian carey; brian maciel; brian maciel; bryan beasley; christine flores; darren tawwater; darren tawwater; dave law; emily voigt; jakub pitha; jason peak; jeb joseph; jen jantzen; jeni keitz; John Allgood; john beck; john zeiders; jud duncan; lisa monahan; lisa monahan; marty pitha; MATT PARK; megan jones; monica jones; rick pendergraft; robert hedrick; sana syed; scott levy; sean nichols; SETH JOSEPH; shea moseley; steve skarky; steve skarky; tammy zettler; tata huckeby; TED ACHLADIS; terry jones; tracy jones; Trinity Tate; Trinity Tate; tyler suiters

Subject: Do you believe in Miracles?…… Yes!

Well my friends its here… The Sweet 16 matchup with Kelly Ogle. If we were to post another miraculous upset, against the site’s namesake, image the despair, grief and fury that would insue for the 40 year old pasty guys that have never kissed a girl and live in their moms’ basements. Let’s make this happen. Go to the site.. Scroll down and vote. Vote for a miracle, a win for America.

http://www.thelostogle.com/2008/04/02/ogle-madness-sweet-16-south-regional/#more-543

It has come to my attention that the site is treating the Ackerman server as one vote. This will not stand.. This aggression against Kuwait will not stand. Let’s use this like we did our original 12 seed. Let’s make this motivation to beat another News 9 staffer. You must tell friends. You must vote again tonight at home. You must register your disdain on the comments part.

They said Dean was the dream, but against us, done. They said Toby’s nice guy m-o was unbeatable. See ya.. Now lets TCB against the leader of News 9.

We are way past speeches.. You have to be good to make it this far. How many times are we gunna pass the ball before we shoot? 5! Exactly.

Lets keep hope alive. Lets continue to wear the slipper, and win just one more for the Gipper.

Brent Skarky
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Category: Brent Skarky, Dirty Rotten Cheaters and Ogle Madness. 20 Comments