When I was a famous child actor in Hollywood and would return home to Oklahoma to visit my family, I noticed that many of the trends here were things that had gone out of style months beforehand in California. It just seems like fads take a bit longer to reach our beloved state than the rest of the country.

With that in mind, one of the things I’ve noticed lately is that the national news has been showing a frightening amount of celebrity scandals on television, and I figure that is probably going to hit us soon. So I thought it would be a good idea (actually, Clark did, but I’ve stolen the idea from him) to give you loyal readers a glimpse of five scandal-ridden headlines we expect to cover in the coming months (and by “expect,” I mean “hope”).

Meg Alexander Shaves Head In Tatoo Parlor

It was hard to be shocked when Britney Spears got a tatoo and then shaved her own head; after all, she’s certifiable. But a seemingly rational Meg Alexander suddenly losing it and doing this would be really surprising. Still, I don’t think it’s as outrageous as it sounds. Tatoos are now legal here, after all, and who knows, maybe working with Mike Morgan every day is enough to drive someone insane.

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