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The Oklahoman needs better pics of Olivia Munn…

Olivia Munn HigH School Pic

Olivia Munn’s Hollywood fairytale isn’t ending anytime soon. The PC North Panther turned fanboy crush turned cosplay star turned legitimate Hollywood actress has been cast in cast in “X-Men: Apocalypse.”

The Oklahoman’s resident comic nerd, Matthew Price, has all the details

Oklahoma native and geek favorite Olivia Munn has been cast as the X-Men’s Psylocke in the upcoming “X-Men: Apocalpyse,” according to an Instagram post from director Bryan Singer…

The big-budget X-Men film is set for a May 27, 2016 release.

Munn, who graduated from Putnam City North High School and studied journalism at the University of Oklahoma, talked to LOOK@OKC in 2010 about taking advantage of opportunities:

“You know what it is? It’s just being so appreciative. This business can be so arbitrary and success is so hard to attain and can be fleeting,” Munn said. “When you’re out here and you see how hard it is to get these opportunities, when they come around you just want to put all the effort to make sure you can do it all and not say no to anything.”

Munn rose to fame on the geek-friendly “Attack of the Show” and previously appeared in a small role in “Iron Man 2.” She recently starred in HBO’s “The Newsroom.”

The X-Men films are based on the comics from Marvel.

I’m not really into comic book movies, but I guess that’s cool. What’s not cool is this photo NewsOK.com used to accompany the write-up…

The new Miss Oklahoma tried really hard to be the new Miss Oklahoma…

Alex Eppler

Miss Enid, Alexandra Eppler, was crowned Real Miss Oklahoma on Saturday night. Yep, Miss Enid. I bet her talent was threshing wheat.

Via NewsOK.com:

Alexandra Eppler, competing as Miss Enid, won the Miss Oklahoma title Saturday night at Oral Roberts University’s Mabee Center.

Eppler, of Enid, is a graduate of the University of Oklahoma with a bachelor of science degree.

For the talent competition, Eppler did an interpretive dance to “Wonderland.”

“I kind of feel like I’m floating right now,” she said. “I actually had two people just pinch me because I didn’t think this was real life — I’m elated.

So, I just had to google both interpretive dance and the song Wonderland. On a positive note, it’s not the John Mayer “Your Body Is A Wonderland.” On a negative note, guess which state’s not going to win Miss America this year.

Anyway, Alexandra’s platform for the pageant was over-the-top persistence. When I searched for pictures of Alexandra for the obligatory Miss Oklahoma after the jump photo dump, I learned she’s some sort of pageant Sellsword. She’s been Miss Something of Whatever since you were probably 20 pounds lighter. For example, here’s a pic of Alexandra as 2009 Miss Oak Cliff. I guess that’s some suburb of Dallas or something:

Apparently Alexandra wanted a change of scenery or easier competition, so she ended up in Oklahoma and was named Miss Oklahoma State Fair in 2010. Her bouquet was made of turkey legs and corn on the cob.

Here’s a pic:

Hey, another Oklahoma girl is wearing a headdress. This time it’s probably okay.

mardi nider

The babe pictured above is Mardi Nider. You may be shocked to learn this, but she’s a model. In fact, she may be representing Oklahoma in an upcoming Maxim Hometown Hottie thing. Hard to believe, huh?

Through the Ogle Mole Network, we’ve acquired a couple of pics of Mardi wearing a Native American headdress. Check them out below. When you do, please consider Mardi has Creek ancestry and she’s not Christina Fallin.

Former B-movie Actress and “Paid Companion” Valerie Baber is from Oklahoma…

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The girl pictured above is Valerie Baber. We first stumbled across her back in 2010 while researching possible candidates for our wildly popular series “Hot Girl a Day in the Month of May.” Apparently, she lived and grew up in Oklahoma and then moved to L.A. to become a famous actress. You know, the typical story that always works out well.

Here’s her bio from IMDB:

Valerie Baber was born on June 28, 1980 in Fort Belvoir, Virginia, but left soon after due to the relocations of her military father. It was around the age of 13 that she first enrolled in acting classes at her then home town of Oklahoma City. Although she had been writing stories since childhood, it was under the tutorial of Dallas based actor Daryl Cox that she discovered her love for physical storytelling on screen. She participated in high school theater and earned her first modeling job for the national fast food chain, Sonic, at age 16. Following her completion of Freshman year theater studies at the University of Oklahoma, she moved to Arizona. She lived and worked in her Phoenix suburb as a student, rock radio intern and community theater actor, before moving at the age of 19 to Los Angeles, California to begin a serious pursuit of her entertainment career.

She’s been featured as a host on the Playboy TV series “Sexcetera” and has played supporting and featured roles in a number of other TV shows and independent films such as the 2004 series of Emmanuelle.

Her voice-over work includes spots for Old Spice, Inspiral Condoms, Star Caps, Lexus of Cerritos, and A Touch of Romance.

Valerie left the screen and LA in 2006 for a hiatus involving overseas studies, and now writes, non-fiction novels, social criticism articles, and fictional short stories often involving commentary on sexuality and culture.

Ohhh, so Valerie was apparently one of those actresses; the ones who inspired you to try to convince your parents to get Cinemax while you were still in high school. For those of you who grew up with the Internet, you have no clue what I’m talking about. Here are the movies that appear on her IMDB resume:

Mystical Journeys: The Search for Miss Mystique (2006)

Playboy: Sizzling Sex Stars (2003)

Emmanuelle Private Collection: Sexual Spells (2003)

Emmanuelle the Private Collection: Emmanuelle vs. Dracula (2004)

Before you judge, please consider that “Mystical Journeys: The Search for Miss Mystique” has a 7.9 rating on IMDB. Phil Bacharach with the Oklahoma Film Critics Circle claimed it was a “visually stunning masterpiece… tantalizing and exhilarating to the very last drop.” He has a copy on DVD if you ever want to borrow it.

For some reason – probably because she “retired” in 2006 or that we dedicated our first post to former Westmoore graduate and current B-movie babe Brandin Rackley – Valerie didn’t make Hot Girl a Day in the Month of May, but we did follow her on Twitter in case we ever bring the series back. That’s how we learned that she recently appeared on a segment of Entertainment Tonight. Why would a B-movie babe and model whose career peaked in 2005 by on Entertainment Tonight?

Check out the clip and find out why:

Apparently we’re a pretty big deal in Enid

erin enid homestown hottie

The girl pictured above is Erin from Enid. She was a Maxim Hometown Hottie in 2013. After googling “Enid” for pics, I learned the town is home to several attractive women. Who knew?!

Now that I have your attention, the Enid News and Eagle published an editorial about Gary James. He’s that racist, homophobic, restaurant owner from Enid who’s been in the news.

From the editorial, we learned a couple of things about Enid.

1. They’re ashamed and embarrassed by James’s classic 1950s southern values.

2. They’re pretty big fans of The Lost Ogle.

Here’s the editorial: