We can’t think of a better way to celebrate our birthday than by posting the famous (infamous?) Lauren Richardson at Braum’s clip. It’s only been viewed over 7,000 times. Clark Matthews has viewed it over 5,000 times, and each time he is surprised when her cherry falls off. That crazy Clark Matthews. What a character.
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From IGN.com:
Babe of the Day takes a trip to Playboy TV for today’s daily dose of ogle-worthy ladies. Model and actress Ashlynn Brooke makes her IGN debut and by the look of her, she won’t disappoint.
Born and raised in Okalahoma, this very busy lady on the move currently calls sunny Southern California home and will soon grace Playboy TV screens everywhere this summer. Ashlynn will guest star on “Foursome”, Playboy TV’s newest reality show about blind dating. The show and Ashlynn make their premiere late this summer, so keep your browsers aimed at IGN for future coverage of Ashlynn’s antics.
I guess since Clark Matthews gets Playboy TV, we’ll have to uncomfortable watch it at his house. Also, does anyone else think it is ironic that the IGN.com writer used the word “Ogle?”
About 5 years ago, I lived in Tulsa for three months. It was a traumatic experience. Anyway, the one bad thing about coming home was that I had to leave behind my girlfriend and current playboy model Haydn Porter. I tell you all what I told her: “That’s life. Get over it. Move on.”
UPDATE: Whoa. Apparently, Haydn was only 14 when I lived in Tulsa. I was just kidding. Nevermind.
Jennifer, a Tulsa area native, was the first of Oklahoma’s back-to-back Miss America Pageant winners. I guess this disproves Tony’s argument that there are no attractive women from Tulsa.
Originally, Clark Matthews’ idea was to start a series called “A Douche Bag a Day in the Month of May.” Thankfully, Tony and I were able to convince him that a ‘Hot Girl a Day’ series would be much better.
Anyway, as a homage to Clark’s original idea, here is the Metro’s biggest douche bag’s hot girlfriend.
Jessica came in number 4 in our rankings of the 20 Hottest Chicks in the Oklahoma City News Media. She even got a first place vote.
Yeah, we know. Technically, Dean Blevins is not a girl, but he’s probably banged plenty of hot girls. So if the logic of my 7th grade healthful living teach was right, the following statement would probably ring true:
If you had sex with Dean Blevins, you’ve had sex with a lot of hot girls.
Anyway, I’m not sure how that gets him on this list, but it’s worth noting. I’m also not sure what else you would get if you had sex with Dean Blevins, maybe Curtis Fitzpatrick knows.
From Marzia Prince’s website:
The longest place I ever lived as a kid was Zaragoza, Spain. The longest place I have ever lived as an adult is Oklahoma City, OK.
Uhm…I’m honestly not sure how long Oklahoma City is, but since apparently Marzia lived here for awhile, we’ll claim her as our own. Of course it doesn’t hurt to know (according to this RIDICULOUSLY not safe for work video from “Playboy’s Sexy Wives”) that Marzia is “attracted to very very smart men” and is “very sexually attracted to women.” I’m a very very very very smart man and I am also very attracted to women. I think we may be compatible.
Nina from Lindsay is currently a candidate to win Maxim’s “Hometown Hottie” of 2008. Being that she resides so near to us, and looks pretty good in a swimsuit, we should probably help her out. You can vote for her here. For those of you viewing this at work, who don’t want a trip to Maxim Online on your browser history, here are some highlights of Nina’s profile.
Profile: 34-27-38
Favorite Actress: Marilyn Monroe (which you know is a lie, because who her age has ever actually watched a Marilyn Monroe Movie)
What fun fact, talent, or mutant superpower of yours should guys know about?: It’s like Kryptonite baby!! (We don’t know what that means, but we’d be interested to find out.)
Favorite Obscure Oklahoma Political Blog: The McCarville Report
Honestly, we don’t know too much about Amanda. We know she is from Mustang and modeled for Stuff. Also, I swear that I hooked up with her one night at the Silver Stallion. But as I said, we don’t know too much about her.
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