Published by Patrick on May 23, 2008
When we came up with the idea for the “HGADITMOM” series, we figured it would be nice to throw a local female blogger into the mix. Our choices were:
• Blythe at BeeSpot (obviously)
• Elizabeth at Miss Wisabus
• Jenni Carlson at NewsOK.com
• Maggie Carlo’s “What Matters to You” blog at KOCO.
Our initial reaction was to go with Maggie, but then we realized that she does not allow comments on her blog, which probably explains why she never replied to Clark Matthews’ love letters. Jenni Carlson lost her chance when she mentioned in The Gazette article that she had only been here a few times.
Eliminating those two left us with Blythe and Elizabeth. After much deliberation, we chose Blythe. What was the deciding factor? It appears that Blythe likes to drink. And I when I say drink, I mean she really likes to drink. She probably drinks as much as Brent Skarky looks in the mirror and masturbates. That’s probably a lot.
Category: Hot Girl a Day in the Month of May.
Published by Patrick on May 22, 2008
Way back when, before I got an idea for something called “The Lost Ogle,” I got the idea for something called “OKCHornetsCentral.” One of my favorite posts over there was an open letter to the “skinny black dude who was wearing a sports jacket with jeans and dancing with Honeybee Talor.” I wrote it after going to a game one night during the second season. Somehow, Honeybee Talor’s mom found out about the post and wrote me the following comment:
You deserve way more curssing out than I can give you on this site!!! You must have a very boring life than to just try and start things!! Grow up and get a life! I am Honeybee Talors MOM and first off-She was at the game to enjoying her Spring Break and hasnt had a game off all year, she was with her BLONDE HONEYBEE friend LEAH and a MODEL FRIENDl from NEW YORK (Orig OKC), who happened to be in town and wanted to enjoy a game! So I dont understand what the”Black or Skinny or You Such! Comment really comes from and doesnt deserve your RUDE comments, I truely, really do not understand where you are coming from!
That post and comment has always stuck with me. For one, it featured über hot Honeybee Talor. Second, it made me realize how fun it is to obnoxiously irritate people who take things way too seriously. Third, the comment made me feel like a polished, educated writer.
Anyway, when the Sonics move here, they better bring back Honeybee Talor and make her Sonicette Talor or Thunderbird Talor or Bison Talor. They just need to keep away her douchebag black skinny model friend who could pull off the sports jacket and jeans look. Why? Because that guy still sucks.
Category: Hot Girl a Day in the Month of May.
Published by Patrick on May 21, 2008
Yeah, we have no clue who this chick is. But we do know that she has a very gifted plastic surgeon.
Anyway, I “discovered” the girl (and her friend) at “Look at OKC” while doing research for our “Finally time to reveal ourselves” poll. For the Maggie Carlo’s of the world who care, the picture that got the most votes was this one:
Unfortunately, the dudes in the picture are not us. In fact, none of the people pictured in the poll are us. I thought I made that pretty clear, but I’m also the guy who also thought Jack Bowen would make it big (and not in the ghey car biz), so what do I know.
Category: Hot Girl a Day in the Month of May, Look @ OKC and Maggie Carlo.
Published by Patrick on May 20, 2008
Okay. Terri Watkins may not technically be hot, but we’ve heard a pretty solid rumor that Channel 5 may be bringing her back to do a one-time scathing investigative report on The Lost Ogle. Maybe including her on this list will change her mind, or at least convince her to be nice.
Category: Hot Girl a Day in the Month of May.
Published by Patrick on May 19, 2008
Despite an extremely high ranking by me and my perverted roommate, KOKH evening anchor Jaime Cerreta only came in at number 9 on our rankings of the 20 Hottest Women in the OKC News Media. Because of this travesty, expect less “help” from Ogle Moles when we compile our next Top 20 list in the fall.
Also, expect us to buy more shots for Jaime if we ever run into her at bar.
Category: Hot Girl a Day in the Month of May.
Published by Patrick on May 18, 2008
According to Wikipedia, Nicky is from Hennessey and has appeared in a bunch of stuff that I never knew existed. She also has a younger brother named Steve. Something tells me that Steve probably wrote her wikipedia page.
Category: Hot Girl a Day in the Month of May.
Published by Patrick on May 17, 2008
For our “Hot Girl a Day in the Month of May” series, we thought it would be a good idea to get reader feedback. One reader sent us this little note:
“I don’t know too much about attractive girls, but I will say that Courtney Paris should show up your list someday.”
C. Fitzpatrick
Mr. Fitzpatrick, consider it done!
Category: Hot Girl a Day in the Month of May.
Published by Patrick on May 16, 2008
With Bedlam Baseball taking place this weekend, we figured that a picture of Ms. Sunni Kate Golloway would be a good choice for our HGADITMOM series. However, we were getting tired of posting the same damn picture of her over and over. So this time, we decided to share with everyone this picture found on her husband’s MySpace Page.
Anyway, I’m not sure which is sadder. Sunni Kate is married (and maybe no longer a Golloway). Sunni Kate is married to this guy. Or Clark Matthews’s love poems. I don’t know, folks. You tell me.
Category: Hot Girl a Day in the Month of May.
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