Yeah, we know. Technically, Dean Blevins is not a girl, but he’s probably banged plenty of hot girls. So if the logic of my 7th grade healthful living teach was right, the following statement would probably ring true:
If you had sex with Dean Blevins, you’ve had sex with a lot of hot girls.
Anyway, I’m not sure how that gets him on this list, but it’s worth noting. I’m also not sure what else you would get if you had sex with Dean Blevins, maybe Curtis Fitzpatrick knows.
From Marzia Prince’s website:
The longest place I ever lived as a kid was Zaragoza, Spain. The longest place I have ever lived as an adult is Oklahoma City, OK.
Uhm…I’m honestly not sure how long Oklahoma City is, but since apparently Marzia lived here for awhile, we’ll claim her as our own. Of course it doesn’t hurt to know (according to this RIDICULOUSLY not safe for work video from “Playboy’s Sexy Wives”) that Marzia is “attracted to very very smart men” and is “very sexually attracted to women.” I’m a very very very very smart man and I am also very attracted to women. I think we may be compatible.
Nina from Lindsay is currently a candidate to win Maxim’s “Hometown Hottie” of 2008. Being that she resides so near to us, and looks pretty good in a swimsuit, we should probably help her out. You can vote for her here. For those of you viewing this at work, who don’t want a trip to Maxim Online on your browser history, here are some highlights of Nina’s profile.
Profile: 34-27-38
Favorite Actress: Marilyn Monroe (which you know is a lie, because who her age has ever actually watched a Marilyn Monroe Movie)
What fun fact, talent, or mutant superpower of yours should guys know about?: It’s like Kryptonite baby!! (We don’t know what that means, but we’d be interested to find out.)
Favorite Obscure Oklahoma Political Blog: The McCarville Report
Honestly, we don’t know too much about Amanda. We know she is from Mustang and modeled for Stuff. Also, I swear that I hooked up with her one night at the Silver Stallion. But as I said, we don’t know too much about her.
Today signals the beginning of May, or as Craig Humphreys refers to it, “The most glorious month of the year.” For Humphreys, it is an opportunity to talk golf every day for four straight weeks despite most people viewing golf discussion as being as exciting as watching paint dry. He does it anyway because the Sports Animal gets to give a lucky listener a “Driver-a-Day-in-the-Month-of-May”
We at TheLostOgle are not good at golf, with or without a fancy Calloway driver. So, instead, we plan to give our readers a Hot-Girl-a-Day-in-the-Month-of-May. The beauty is that everyone wins, not just one lucky person each day…unless you’re a female reader, and then you never win. Well, except for once. Nevermind.
Anyway, to kick off the month we bring you an oldie (but a goodie). Also, if we forget to do this the next four days, we can just say we did five days at once. Enjoy Amy McRee in her famous pink bikini.
(Oh, and if you have a photo that should be considered for use in this promotion, feel free to send it our way.)
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