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Gays On Parade

Sure, I may be 100% heterosexual, but I am sympathetic to the plight of the gay. Generally, I hate discrimination of any kind and am appalled at people assigning all the evils of the world on the behavior of people whose actions affect only themselves. Truth be told, however, I have not been exposed to many uncloseted gay people. I just haven’t. And some people may say that’s the reason I am sympathetic to their plight. If I were to be fully exposed to the flamboyance they display at, say, a gay pride parade, perhaps I too would be enlightened at the threat they pose on society.

Luckily for me, one of our MySpace friends gave us a heads up to the 21st Annual Oklahoma City gay pride parade, which I took my wife and son (his first parade!) along with me to attend. Now that the parade is old enough to drink, it was bound to be extra flamboyant. My findings after the jump:

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You Decide: Jason White Picture Caption Contest

A couple of months ago, we begged our readers to come up with some captions for this picture of Jason White and KISS FM morning jock Ron Williams doing stuff with pool sticks. Here’s what we said:

Whoever writes the best, most funny one-lined caption for the picture above wins their choice of one of the following things:

• A limited edition Lost Ogle T-Shirt

• A limited edition date with Blythe

• Lunch with Clark Matthews

First of all, it should be pointed out that apparently Blythe has a boyfriend and Clark Matthews no longer eats lunch, so it looks like our winner will have to live with a FREE limited edition Lost Ogle T-Shirt and possibly an autographed copy of a recent Gazette. Amazing, huh.

Anyway, we went and selected five of the better “entries” and figured we would let our readers determine which is the best caption. View and vote after the jump.

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This is odd. I always thought Jason White would be the pitcher.

It’s not every day you run across the picture of a local morning jock going all brokeback on a former Heisman winning quarterback. That’s why I can’t decide which angle to take when making fun of the picture.

At first I was thinking I would question the location of Ron’s pool stick. But that seemed too obvious, so I figured I would write about Jason White finally pursuing his dream of being a professional center, but then I remembered that I played center for the Southside Chiefs in elementary school, and my snarky comment could be hypocritical. Then I remembered this old post that Tony wrote back when we had 10 readers a day, and that I could maybe speculate that Jason White was the guy, but that seemed pretty boring. Then my brain got all confused like a plot in the Justice League and I just gave up.

Anyway, that’s why I’m going to ask for help from you, our dedicated reader. Whoever writes the best, most funny one-lined caption for the picture above wins their choice of one of the following things:

• A limited edition Lost Ogle T-Shirt

• A limited edition date with Blythe

• Lunch with Clark Matthews

So, we’ll be accepting comments all week folks. Be sure to tip your waitresses and bar staff on the way out.

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