It’s not every day you run across the picture of a local morning jock going all brokeback on a former Heisman winning quarterback. That’s why I can’t decide which angle to take when making fun of the picture.

At first I was thinking I would question the location of Ron’s pool stick. But that seemed too obvious, so I figured I would write about Jason White finally pursuing his dream of being a professional center, but then I remembered that I played center for the Southside Chiefs in elementary school, and my snarky comment could be hypocritical. Then I remembered this old post that Tony wrote back when we had 10 readers a day, and that I could maybe speculate that Jason White was the guy, but that seemed pretty boring. Then my brain got all confused like a plot in the Justice League and I just gave up.

Anyway, that’s why I’m going to ask for help from you, our dedicated reader. Whoever writes the best, most funny one-lined caption for the picture above wins their choice of one of the following things:

• A limited edition Lost Ogle T-Shirt

• A limited edition date with Blythe

• Lunch with Clark Matthews

So, we’ll be accepting comments all week folks. Be sure to tip your waitresses and bar staff on the way out.