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The Justice League of Oklahoma (Episode 3.1)

PREVIOUSLY: A band of local celebrities joined forces to corral the forces of evil in the wake of the Murrah Building explosion. Started by Gary England of KWTV-9 and Wayne Coyne of The Flaming Lips, the Justice League of Oklahoma has protected the Sooner state from potential catastrophes such as an Aaron Tuttle led Ginger revolution and the abduction of an OU starting quarterback prior to the Big XII Championship game. The stresses of the job took a toll on the fearless leader, however, and Gary England chose to call it quits. Now, with the league in a state of disarray, the remaining members seek stability as a new threat emerges.

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Justice League of Oklahoma (Episode 2.7)

 

PREVIOUSLY:  The Justice League worked feverishly in an attempt to stop a plot to kidnap Sooner quarterback Sam Bradford.  Meanwhile, Amy McRee got wind of the plot and investigated as a journalist before she, herself, wound up missing.  Wayne Coyne tried to decode the kidnappers warning note and had a breakthrough, though, it appears it may be too late.

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Location: Gallagher-Iba Arena

Gary England listens carefully on his Gentner, but quickly loses his composure. “What do you mean, ‘He’s gone’?…Where’s Jason White?…What do you mean you ‘can’t get a hold of him’?…Wayne, this is unacceptable, un-ac-ceptable!” Gary snaps the phone shut. The other Justice League members in the arena see the anger in Gary’s eye and hesitate to inquire about the situation. Coach Doug Sauter motions to “Smokin’” Joe Burton to approach the England, but Burton refuses. Finally, Val Castor, as Gary’s right hand man decides to bites the bullet. Before he can get a word out, though, Gary takes command again: “Val, fire up the Storm Chasermobile. We’ve got to get back. Doug, Joe, hop in the back.” Continue reading ‘Justice League of Oklahoma (Episode 2.7)’

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Justice League of Oklahoma (Episode 2.6)

Previously: After a threat to kidnap Sam Bradford before the Big XII Championship game was brought to the attention of the Justice League, the investigation headed several dead ends. As a preventative measure, Gary England assigned Jason White to protect Bradford. Wayne Coyne began working at decrypting the letter Coach Stoops received. Amy McRee started doing her own investigation and is now missing. Coach Sauter and Joe Burton finally tracked down the main suspect, Robert Allen. Continue reading ‘Justice League of Oklahoma (Episode 2.6)’

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Justice League of Oklahoma (Episode 2.5)

Previously: Bob Stoops received a letter threatening to abduct his quarterback, Sam Bradford, during the week leading up to the Big XII championship. After seeking assistance of the Justice League, Gary England sent his merry band of Oklahoman Superheroes on the case. Wayne Coyne suggested that someone inside the Sooner program could be involved. Jason White was recruited to provide security for Bradford while Bryant Reeves and Lauren Richardson went to Stillwater where they eliminated Mike Gundy and Boone Pickens as suspects. Later, they had an eerie encounter with TheLostOgle’s Clark Matthews. Unaware of the Justice League, Amy McRee began researching a tip she had received that Bradford was in danger. Gary put out an APB on Robert Allen when he evaded questioning from the League. Continue reading ‘Justice League of Oklahoma (Episode 2.5)’

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Merry Justice League of Oklahoma (Episode 2.4)

Previously: After the Bedlam drubbing, Bob Stoops learned of a plot to sabotage the Big XII title game by kidnapping Sam Bradford. Gary England accepted the case for the Justice League, sending Bryant Reeves and Lauren Richardson to Stillwater to investigate if anyone at OSU might be involved in the plan. They spoke with Mike Gundy and Boone Pickens, but were unable to track down Robert Allen. Gary also assigned “The White Lantern”, Jason White, to personally protect Bradford. Continue reading ‘Merry Justice League of Oklahoma (Episode 2.4)’

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Here Comes Santa Clark

It’s been a tough week for a CPA/blogger. A multitude of things has made it difficult for me to serve you, TheLostOgle.com reader. For one, year end is fast approaching which has created much work for me, meaning no downtime during the day to rattle off thousand word tomes about Tom Coburn investigating spending bills in search secret slush funds for recruiting lesbians in Southwest Oklahoma or a journal about me fighting holiday traffic. Second, it seems I have had a busy social life for the past couple of weeks. If I’m not out taking my kid to scream at Northpark Mall’s Santa Claus, I am actually being invited to Christmas parties…which is strange considering my behavior at parties is basically limited to standing against the wall and engaging anyone who comes across me in a debate about whether accrual or cash basis accounting is superior. (If you have to ask, the answer is accrual, you cretin.)

The last reason is that I have been contracted out by the Santa Claus to fill the stockings of Oklahoma’s finest citizens. Rather than waiting until Christmas morning to find out what is in store, I figured I would cut the suspense and let you know after the jump. Continue reading ‘Here Comes Santa Clark’

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The Justice League of Oklahoma (Episode 2.3)

 

Previously: Bob Stoops brought news of a plot to kidnap quarterback Sam Bradford to the Justice League. Gary England inserted Jason White into the League’s starting line-up. Bryant Reeves and Lauren Richardson interviewed Mike Gundy as a suspect. He suggested another possible suspect.

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Justice League of Oklahoma (Episode 2.2)

 

Previously: An orange clad fat man overheard the Sooner coaches badmouth the OSU Cowboys. Bob Stoops brought a threat to the safety of quarterback Sam Bradford to The Justice League.

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