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Wanted: Chubby Johnson

From tonight’s 6:00 pm broadcast at KOCO Channel 5. Please watch:

There’s a little part of me that hopes Mr. Johnson is never caught, and that he goes on a notorious crime spree across the metro, burglarizing the lavish homes of local Gallardia residents, and causing old women to scream “My Jewels!” That would be awesome…just imagine how cool our nightly news would become and the the headlines that would appear in the Oklahoman when the OKCPD creates a special task force to track down the thief!

Anyway, if you have any info on Mr. Johnson’s wherabouts, please call crime stoppers…or any Metro Christie’s Toy box.

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Chris Callahan Exit Interview

In 20 years, when Tony is the Governor of Oklahoma, Clark Matthews is the worlds top professional doubles checkers player, and I am Baptist Hospital waiting for a liver transplant, this post will be answer to the following trivia question:

Q: Who was the first person to ever be interviewed by The Lost Ogle?

A: Chris Callahan

Yeah, so it’s not Jesse Jane or Amy McRee or Wayne Coyne, but you have to start somewhere, right? I seriously doubt Mike Wallace’s first interview was with Gandhi, he probably started our by interviewing Tim Kurkjin or something.

Anyway, if you don’t know who Chris Callahan is, he is/was the weekend/back-up sports anchor on KOCO Channel 5. We have learned that today is his last day as a KOCO employee, as he has apparently decided to pulled a tuttlesuiterslohmanjones and leave the live, local, late breaking news leader. However, unlike those former KOCO’ers, Chris was kind enough to grant The Lost Ogle an exclusive totally real exit interview.

Check it out after the jump…

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