Yeah, we have no clue who this chick is. But we do know that she has a very gifted plastic surgeon.
Anyway, I “discovered” the girl (and her friend) at “Look at OKC” while doing research for our “Finally time to reveal ourselves” poll. For the Maggie Carlo’s of the world who care, the picture that got the most votes was this one:
Unfortunately, the dudes in the picture are not us. In fact, none of the people pictured in the poll are us. I thought I made that pretty clear, but I’m also the guy who also thoughtJack Bowen would make it big (and not in the ghey car biz), so what do I know.
Over the past year, the one question that we’re most often asked is “What do you all look like? Why haven’t you revealed yourselves?” In fact, one very very very persistent hair stylist in the Dave Morris Fan Club has asked us some form of this question many times. The question usually contains the words “acne,” “losers” and “jobless”, and to be honest with you, it isn’t really nice.
Anyway, in conjunction with our anniversary week, and to prove to everyone how handsome we are and that we are not scared to reveal our secret identities, we have posted four possible pictures of us. We’ll leave it up to you all, our readers, to determine which picture you think is of us. Take a look after the jump…
We’re usually pretty tough on just about anything owned by OPUBCO. That’s why I’d like to give the folks at Look at OKC some credit and thank them for publishing this picture in a recent issue. I’d like to thank them not only because it is a great picture, but also because it started a great debate at my office.
You see, one of my coworkers* thinks that the first thing you notice when you look at the picture are the freaky colorful eyes of the three people being photographed (who allegedly are named Aubrey, Chad and Katy). I disagree with her and think you notice something a whole lot different and a whole lot more colorful.
To settle this debate, I figured I would ask for some assistance from the readers of The Lost Ogle. I think this is a good idea because:
a: The Lost Ogle sometimes values reader comments and opinion, especially on important issues like this one, and
b: Maybe somebody knows who this Chad bastard is so we can all go punch him on the face or steal his watch.
Anyway, let us know what you think in the comments. And once again, kudos to everyone at Look at OKC for publishing quality photographs. Now if you all can just stop publishing annoying pictures of my drunk ex-wife in every issue you’d be cool….really cool.
* This coworker is a heterosexual female. Maybe that explains some things.
So, according to a reader email, today is Dave Morris’ birthday. To celebrate the occasion, I’ve embedded a clip of (I think) Dave’s rockin’ band Falcon Five-Osinging a song about Look at OKC. If you don’t blink, you’ll notice a quick clip of Dave keyboarding away about 18-seconds into it:
We’ve been pretty tough on Dave since we’ve discovered he’s a douche bag, has a big ego and doesn’t get scared in movies, so let us be the first of hopefully many to wish him a happy birthday. Overall, we bet Dave’s an okay guy and hopefully someday will help us get a nice table at Cafe Nova.
If you would like to join us in wishing Dave a happy birthday, please do so in the comments. Or better yet, send him an email at dmorris@opubco.com. Since it’s his birthday, don’t mention how weird and yucky it is that he had his band play a song about his employer. Save that for another day.
A little over a month ago, we revealed to the world that Dave Morris–the NewsOK.com anchorman dude–has a big ego. Now I guess we know why. Apparently, the girl pictured above (and here and here and here) is his girlfriend. We know this because he has about 5,000 pictures of her on his MySpace Page. I guess I can’t blame him. If this chick was my girlfriend I’d probably have a shrine dedicated to her somewhere in my basement or attic. Or at least in a small Kenny’s Shoes box in my hall closet. I’d also remove the red eye from her photographs.
Anyway, after seeing this chick, I think we can say that Dave Morris has skyrocketed past Brent Skarky as the biggest douche bag in the Oklahoma City media. Hell…just look at everything Dave’s accomplished. He’s:
1: Scored a hot chick who is way out of his league 2: Demanded to be 2-letters in a Scrabble group costume 3: Posted these “I am too cool” pictures on his MySpace Page:
and,
4: Plays the keyboard in an “alternative” band called…eh…”Falcon Five-O.”
Seriously, I think Dave should quit his job and become one of those “I did it and so can YOU!” motivational speakers who places tiny classified ads in newspapers and teaches douche bag success seminars for only $50. I know I’d sign up. Hell, he’s already motivated Tony, Clark, my perverted roommate and I to start an alternative rock band called “Powerlines Down.” However, we do need a bass player and gentner operator. Contact us if you are interested.
(p.s.-Sorry if this sucks for my 100th post. Hopefully, we’ll have more Lauren soon.)
UPDATE: Dave has decided to make his MySpace Page private. What a douche bag.
Tony once told me that wearing a “I HEART Lunges” shirt to the gym is about as cool as wearing the t-shirt of a band to one of their concerts. Since that’s the case, I will not be wearing a Dinosaur Jr. shirt next Sunday at the Conservatory. Tony’s words of wisdom also made me wonder what he thinks about a bunch of people dressing up in Scrabble pieces that spell out their employer’s name to their employer’s Halloween costume contest. I bet he’d think it’s “not cool.”
Anyway, when I see the picture above, I imagine the meeting in the NewsOK studio where they were all thinking of possible group costume ideas. I bet the dude (Letter S) in the middle wanted to be the crew from “Gilligan’s Island”, while the hip guy (Letter K) with the red bandanna wanted to a group of ninjas, and the girl on the far right (Letter N) wanted to be the KOCO News Team. And while they were discussing these cool ideas, Dave Morris said that probably the best idea would be for them to be Scrabble letters that spell out NewsOKTV. And then Angie Bruss said they didn’t have enough people to spell it out, and that they should just be a nativity scene and that Dave could even be Baby Jesus, but then Dave quickly volunteered to be the letters “T” and “V” and the costume situation was settled.
Geeze. If that’s all true, which I’m sure it probably is, you got to wonder how big of an ego this Dave Morris guy must have! Not only did he probably think this up to kiss Ed Kelly’s ass, but he also decided to be the shirt with two letters. I bet this was so he could draw attention to himself and also tie the letter K for the highest total points. Hell, I bet he even had a “triple word score” card hidden in his back pocket and some weird new age urban dictionary that proves TV can be considered a word, just in case Mr. Monday showed up as the letter X.
We are a group of young, amazing and strikingly attractive Oklahoma City residents that offer our “2-cents”, “rants” and “morning news styled opinions” on a variety of topics concerning Oklahoma City and the rest of the world. It’s a daunting task. In fact, it’s a task so daunting that only an Ogle brother could do it. That’s why we’re TheLostOgle.com.
p.s.- Don't believe us? Check out the feature article about us in the Oklahoma Gazette.
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