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Monday Morning Tweets

Good morning and happy Monday, fellow Oklahomans. I hope your weekend was amazing and that you’re ready to tackle another week. If you think you may not make it, just know that football starts this weekend so your life will finally have meaning again. Can I get an amen for tailgating, crock pots full of queso, and cheering for your team? These are glorious times. And until football, well, I’ve got some of the very best tweets in one place for you to enjoy!

As always, you can check out the tweets after the jump!

Monday Morning Tweets

Good morning and happy Monday, everyone. Can you believe that this is the last week of August? I believe that everyone is officially back to school, unless you attend one of the state’s seminaries. Then I think you have until September. But if you attend one of the state’s seminaries, don’t let anyone know you read The Lost Ogle. Eventually it will get back to Aaron Tuttle, and he’ll call you out on Twitter for following Satan (I guess that’s his euphemism for us) and then he’ll be all righteous up in your mentions and with his subtweets. I mean, after all, is there anything more holy than a diabolical Facebook weatherman?  Maybe if his app is downloaded enough times, he’ll even become a saint.

Anyway, it’s Monday. You know what that means. Check out the best tweets from the past week after the jump!

Monday Morning Tweets

Good morning and happy Monday, you lovely Oklahomans. We’re another week down in August, which means we are just that much closer to college football. I couldn’t be happier. I haven’t had anything productive to do with my weekends and I look forward to the day when I can get back into the groove of eating buffalo wings and crock pot queso like the good lord intended for our Saturdays. Until then, I’ll be counting down the days in my planner.

Anyway, like always, I’ve amassed the very best tweets from the previous week and wrapped them all up right here with a proverbial bow just for you. As always, check them out after the jump!

Monday Morning Tweets

Good morning and happy Monday! If you’re a student in Oklahoma City Schools, I hope you had a good first week of school. And I hope your friends in other districts didn’t make fun of you too much for already being back in school. Also, if you currently attend a public school and are in grade K-12, please navigate away from this site. This content is not for you.

Anyway, if you’re of age, keep reading. I’ve gathered up the very best tweets from the week before and I’ve put them here for your reading pleasure. As always, they’re right here after the jump!

Monday Morning Tweets: The #Saladchat Edition

Good morning and happy Monday, everybody. It’s finally August and we are so freakin’ close to college football season. This dark time of year without any football or basketball always gets to me. I mean, I watched part of a baseball game on Saturday. That’s how desperate it’s getting. I briefly considered watching more baseball games, but to be a baseball fan is to watch way too many games in one season. You spend so much time following a team that it’s basically a bigger commitment than marriage. I’m not down with that.

Anyway, as always, check out this week’s tweets after the jump.