Happy first Monday in December! As you well know, a lot happened this weekend. First, we gorged ourselves on some lame bird and pie, and then pretty much all the mommies in your Facebook feed went shopping immediately after. If I see another damn picture of a leftovers casserole as well as a pile of presents with the caption “finished all my shopping for the holiday!!!” I’m gonna delete my Facebook. Thank goodness for Twitter though. I found all the tweets of people unapologetically gorging themselves and then knocking out a complete stranger for bargains. Check them out after the jump!
Happy Monday after a weathery weekend! That means we’ve got some pretty sweet weather tweets gathered here for you just in case you didn’t get enough weather updates over the weekend. But that’s not all. Beyonce and Jay-Z showed up at a Thunder game, and OKC will never be the same again. Suffice it to say it was a busy week on social media. I’ve gathered up the tweets that are guaranteed to make great water cooler conversation on this dreary Monday. Check them out after the jump!
It’s Monday again. And I’m going to make my stock jokes about Mondays. Kind of like when I wrote FNITBT and made my stock jokes about getting drunk with my parents while playing beer pong. Honestly, if you haven’t figured it out by now, I’m totally a one trick pony. Just one trick. It’s all I have. But that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t read the rest of Monday Morning Tweets. Our local tweets are pure quality, and totally make up for my lack of enthusiasm in writing this intro. Now, on to the tweets! As always, they are after the jump.
Happy Monday and Veteran’s Day to all our readers! If you’re lucky enough to have this day off, savor it. The rest of us are just trying to cobble together enough PTO so that we can have Black Friday and Christmas Eve off. For those of you at work, I’ve grouped together some tweets for you to read while you pretend you’re actually doing something like putting numbers in a spreadsheet or sending emails. As always, I got them sweet tweets after the jump!
It’s Monday again, and you know what that means. It’s time to quietly doze at your desk for the first 3 hours of the work day. Also, it’s time to talk tweets. I’ve gathered the best and the brightest, or just the ones that caught my eye for their joke/innuendo potential. Our feeds were inundated with pictures of Halloween costumes and helpful reminders about the time change, and, of course, the same ol’ shenanigans from your local Twitter celebs. Check out this week’s tweets after the jump.
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