This is the first week in a long time without Thunder basketball. Now, instead of bonding over our frustrations with Kendrick Perkins and our hatred for Patrick Beverley, we all get to back to having absolutely nothing in common with our co-workers. If the weather gets boring, we might not have anything at all to say to them and might actually be forced to do some work over the summer.

Also, it stormed last night. There were several damaging tornadoes near the metro and we hope everyone is okay and stayed out of harms way. I typed up this post before the tornadoes made a V around OKC (Sorry, Shawnee Mall), so you won’t find any tweets of hailstones, destroyed homes, or overturned semi-trucks. For that stuff, visit a real news website. That’s all they are going to show for the next two or three days.

To the tweets:

Risk area for today’s weather. Dont pay attention to orange and yellow. #okwx twitter.com/KOCOdamonlane/…

— Damon Lane (@KOCOdamonlane) May 18, 2013

Hey everyone. It’s Monday again, and this is Monday Morning Tweets. A big thanks to Patrick for filling in for me last week. I was on vacation, and spent it basically watching the world come apart at the seams them entire time. Bombings, fertilizer plant explosions, ricin letters from Elvis impersonators and Oklahoma congress-critters dropping anti-Semitic slurs. Surely this week can be better? Let’s hope so.

This week’s tweets are after the jump.

Tony’s on vacation this week, so it means I’m on Monday Morning Tweet duty. That explains why this post is going up so late in the morning.

Anyway, here are the tweets:

If I’m not very good with goodbyes, does that make them badbyes?

— Liz (@LizDueweke) April 11, 2013

Goodnight, Seattle! twitter.com/LizDueweke/sta…

— Liz (@LizDueweke) April 15, 2013

It took her long enough, but Mean Dueweke has finally moved to Seattle. We first reported the news back in February. Even though Liz is about as fun as a package of saltines, she was the hottest woman in the Oklahoma City media. I guess we’ll miss that. At least we’ll now get some new traffic from the Seattle area. Most of the visits will be from perverts searching “Liz Dueweke Nude,” so they’ll actually have a lot in common with most of our Oklahoma City readers.

The weather-guessers are saying that we might have severe storms over the next couple days and you all should stay “weather aware,” although to be honest in Oklahoma I think it’s pretty much impossible not to be. Someone has been updating me on what the forecast looks like approximately every half-an-hour since I was born. So I’d add my voice to the chorus of people telling you to watch out, but I know you already are.

This week’s tweets are below the fold.

Hi everyone! It’s Monday, which means it’s time for Monday Morning Tweets, and it’s April 1st, which means it’s the most obnoxious day of the year. If New Year’s Eve is Amateur Night for people who drink, April Fool’s Day is Amateur Day for people who think they are funny. I tend to just spend the entire day hunkered down by myself trying to have as little human contact as possible. Hey, Frank in HR, there’s a reason you work in HR and not as the host of a hilarious hidden-camera show. Please just leave me alone today.

Do that, and read this week’s tweets.