It’s a great day to be alive, I guess. If you’re like me, which I assume you’re not because generally there are more functional human beings on Earth than non-functioners like me, then you’re counting up all the paid time off you have left so you can better ration it. More than likely, if you have some, you’re taking it now and are really enjoying life. The rest of us who squandered all those hours a few months ago really hate you guys.
Anyway, as per usual, I’ve gathered up some tweets for your enjoyment. And, as always, they’re right here after the jump!
Happy Monday to all you out there. Isn’t it fantastic that the worst holiday of the year is now over? Don’t get me wrong, gluttony is my favorite of the Seven Deadly, but I hate any holiday where there aren’t enough distractions to prevent me from having to converse with relatives. At least with Christmas everyone has these awesome new presents to keep them preoccupied and your conservative doomsday prepper uncle isn’t trying to have conversations about Ferguson, Missouri, over coffee and pumpkin pie. Consumerism really is the saving grace of the holiday season.
Anyway, I know this Monday is going to be pretty rough, especially if you had the last four days off. So, know that I’ve gathered the very best tweets from the week before and put them all right here for your amusement. As always, they’re after the jump.
Happy Monday, everyone, and welcome to what is hopefully a short week for you. I know that I’m glad I only have to go to the office 3 days this week, and I’m really looking forward to shunning green bean casserole in favor of saving room for pie. If you’re wise, you’ll do the same. And to those of you who either work at a restaurant that is open on the holiday, or in retail, I feel for you. I hope your holiday doesn’t suck because people need to eat out on Thanksgiving or start their Black Friday shopping on Thursday.
But anyway, it’s time for the tweets. As always, I have gathered up the very best in Oklahoma Twitter for your entertainment. You can check out this week’s tweets after the jump!
Happy Monday everyone, and boy do I sure hope you have enough milk and bread to get you through this minor snowmageddon. At the time of writing, I couldn’t find any school or business closure information for today, but I’m going to write this assuming that you found out you didn’t have to go into work today last night, and you’ve been drinking ever since. So here’s to a great Monday at home all warm in your PJs with mugs of coffee and Bailey’s.
You know, if this isn’t the case and you have to drive on crappy roads in bad traffic to get to work, this intro is really going to piss you off. That would just be adding insult to injury, really.
Well, either way, if you’re at home or at work, the tweets are after the jump.
Good morning, and happy Monday to the local Twitterati. It’s another Monday where I’m bringing you some tweets so you don’t have to scroll through your feed to find the highlights. A lot of things happened this past week, like an election, some Thunder sadness and Kevin Ogle went to Denny’s. I mean, we’ve got a lot of ground to cover at this moment. So, instead of giving you an intro where I talk about my hangover, or how much I hate my day job because they don’t think Twitter is important, I’ll just get right to the meat of it all and direct you to the jump, after which you shall find the tweets.
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