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Monday Morning Tweets

Good morning and happy Monday to everyone. Did you know that this is the last week of January? What in the actual Hell happened to this month? Time really flies when you’re completely ignoring your New Year’s resolutions. (That’s right. I’ve worked out so little this month. Also, eating healthy is lame.) Anyway, it looks like we have a crazy warm week ahead of us. Make sure you take advantage of the awesome weather. (I’m pretty sure Aaron Tuttle has been saying that we’re in for a snowmageddon. But how much can you trust a dude who takes Myspace-style ab selfies? You can’t.)

Anyway, as always I’ve collected the tweets from the past week for your enjoyment. So, grab yourself a cup of coffee, sit back, relax, and enjoy. As always, this week’s tweets are after the jump.

Monday Morning Tweets

Good morning, haters, and a happy Monday to all. If you work for the state or federal government or a bank, chances are you’re off work today. You should enjoy your sunny Monday by attending the MLK Day parade, and by not setting grassfires. If you’re at work, I feel bad for you. I have the day off, but at my new job, I never work on Mondays. It’s the best.

Anyway, since it is Monday, I’ve got some tweets for you to enjoy. So sit back, relax, and read on. As always, the tweets are after the jump!

Monday Morning Tweets

Happy Monday and welcome to this, your Monday Morning Tweets. We have been puttering along through the dreary, gray deathscape that is an Oklahoma January, and there is no end in sight. But, whatever. In about 6 months I’ll be complaining about how stupid hot it is in Oklahoma and how there’s no end in sight. But the weather is always the worst, regardless of what it actually is.

Anyway, as always, I have some tweets for you to peruse in order to kick off your week. Right here, after the jump, of course!

Monday Morning Tweets: Welcome Back

Good morning and happy Monday! How’s 2015 treating you so far? I have to say that it’s been a pretty good year for me so far, but then again, there is so much time for everything to go wrong. And I’m sure it will. My life is kind of like a black comedy where I’m this affable character who is destined to fail. But enough about me.

One of my New Year’s resolutions was to include more literary references in my posts here on The Lost Ogle, so get ready for that. I mean, do you guys remember when the seeds the Price family brought to the Belgian Congo wouldn’t grow and how that was a metaphor for their missionary work?

(Literary reference one out of the way!)

Anyway, as always, the tweets are after the jump!

Monday Morning Tweets: Christmas hangover

Good morning, happy Monday, and welcome to the final Monday Morning Tweets of 2014. What a long, strange trip it’s been! The next time you read this feature, I’ll be bringing you tweets of a whole new year. Not to get too nostalgic on you, but I think 2014 was a pretty good year for tweets. I think we should all resolve to make 2015 even better. And you guys really need to focus more on tweeting us pictures of local celebs buying embarrassing personal products or falling down in public. In fact, the first person in 2015 to tweet us a picture of Mary Fallin falling down on a pair of roller skates gets a special prize!

Anyway, as always, I have this week’s tweets after the jump. See you next year!