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Monday Morning Tweets: Gratuitous America Edition

Good morning and happy Monday, everyone. How are you feeling after that holiday weekend? I know I’ve eaten enough grilled red meat and watermelon to last me a month. It’s pretty rough to come back to work, especially when you have 3 days worth of hangovers to contend with and enough sunburn to make all of your flesh peel off. But don’t despair. I’m sure there’s a break room or closet in your office where you can go for the rest of the day and just sleep everything off. If you get caught, though, you’re on your own.

Anyway, as always, I’ve gathered up the best of the tweets from last week and I have them ready for your enjoyment. As always, they’re right here after the jump!

Monday Morning Tweets

It may be a Monday, but chances are that you have a 3-day weekend on the horizon. And that weekend will be filled with sunshine, watermelon, and lighting things on fire in the name of freedom.  I hope thoughts of these things can get you through this day. If not, know that you can always find a storage closet or an empty office to nap in until you get to go home. Do what you need to do to survive.

Anyway, I’ve gathered a lot of tweets from the past week for you to enjoy. As always, they’re after the jump.

Monday Morning Tweets

This past weekend, we learned of the passing of Bob Barry Jr. As we mentioned earlier today, our thoughts are with his family and the team at KFOR. If you’d like to check out some tributes to BBJ, KFOR has a post dedicated to the social media posts people have left in his memory. Not only is he well-remembered by his local fans, but by his colleagues in Oklahoma sports media, as well as all over the country.

I’ve gathered up some tweets from the previous week. As always, you can check them out after the jump.

Monday Morning Tweets

It’s another hot and muggy day and June is now halfway over. As a person who doesn’t have to work during the summer, I’m quite displeased with how quickly the summer is going by. My garden hasn’t even produced anything worth picking yet, dammit! But the one constant in my life that doesn’t seem to change no matter how fast time passes is Twitter and the ridiculous notifications it sends me. Like this one:

follow KD on twitter

Kevin Durant is popular, you say?

Anyway, I’ve got some popular and not so popular tweeters right here for you. As always, they’re after the jump.

Monday Morning Tweets

Welcome back to another rousing edition of Monday morning tweets where I have gathered all the tweets you need to see. Well, that is, except the ones about Caitlyn Jenner that a local rapper deleted when he realized how ridiculous they were. Oh well, I can’t win them all. Luckily for me, though, there are still plenty of people who don’t delete their tweets the minute I favorite them with the @TLOMMT account. And those people are the people who make this column possible. They’re not the real MVP. They’re just featured here.

Anyway, let’s get on with it. As always, the tweets are after the jump.