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OPUBCO is really angry…

So, it looks like OPUBCO has decided to go ahead and sue James Conradt, the Nebraska fan who lives in Austin and works for the University of Texas, for creating and posting the funny fake write-up about Sam Bradford and Landry Jones distributing cocaine. From, ironically enough, NewsOK.com:

The Oklahoma Publishing Co. and a sportswriter Monday sued a Nebraska football fan who admitted creating a fake Internet article about two University of Oklahoma quarterbacks.

The 10-count civil lawsuit accuses James W. Conradt of libel, copyright violations and trademark infringements.

The lawsuit claims Conradt used Oklahoman staff writer Jake Trotter’s byline and various OPUBCO trademarks to give the bogus Internet article the appearance of legitimacy.

Conradt placed Trotter in a false light and damaged his reputation and occupation by publishing the story, the lawsuit alleges.

The lawsuit seeks unspecified financial damages. The lawsuit also asks a federal judge to order Conradt not to misuse OPUBCO trademarks in the future, to require Conradt to prepare a written report stating how he will comply with that order, and to order Conradt to publish “corrective advertising” to compensate for the harm he allegedly caused.

First all, isn’t Jake Trotter the same guy who wrote about Jay Norvell and Bob Stoops playing football at Purdue? Something tells me that was a lot more damaging to his reputation and occupation than an obviously fake news story that uses his name. If anything, Jake should probably be thanking Mr. Conradt for making it appear that he does actual reporting.

Anyway, I’m not too sure what to think about all this. As an OU fan, I’m kind of happy. As the founder of a website called The Lost Ogle, I kind of think OPUBCO could do something better with its money than harass some blogger for treading into the blurry waters of libel, copyright violations and trademark infringements. You know, something like suing NewsOK.TV for actually producing videos like the one above. Seriously, if somebody watches that entire thing they may fall head first into their computer monitor and die. Then OPUBCO would probably be sued for gazillion dollars and possibly have to shut down NewsOK.TV.

Actually, that might not be a bad thing. Watch the video now!

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DnA is pretty boring…

I haven’t been there yet, but I’ve heard from several people that new McNellie’s Pub in Midtown is supposed to be pretty damn cool. Imagine then my surprise when I noticed that Dave and Angie decided to visit it as part of their boring DnA series. Take a look:

(WARNING: The video contains graphically boring content. You may fall face first into your cup of coffee if you’re not careful.)

Word of advice for the people at NewsOK.tv: when your five second intro featuring a double-helix is more interesting than the five minute video proceeding it, you may just want to tank the whole idea. Also, when choosing background music, try to avoid the stuff that is generally played at a drunk Scottish guys funeral, it’s kind of a buzz kill. Other than that, keep up the extraordinarily average work.

P.S.- I’d also like to add that I don’t think this DnA thing is working out to well. They are about as fun as cancer. You could give them secret 1990’s video footage of Van Shae Iven and the fat Bob Barry Jr. playing underwater freeze tag at a metro swimming pool and they’d find a way to make that seem boring and totally normal.

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Clever Advertising

For those who have not heard or are completely disinterested in art, the Oklahoma City Museum of Art is bringing in a display of Ancient Roman art that is on loan from The Louvre. Personally, I am extremely excited by this development. For one, I am fascinated by Roman history. Second, I am interested in art, particularly sculptures.

While in Atlanta last year, my wife and I actually went to see another travelling Louvre exhibit that had a few Roman pieces. It is difficult to describe how incredible it is to be mere feet from a sculpture that is more than 2000 years old and was more than likely once owned by an emperor of one of history’s greatest civilizations…so I won’t even try.

Today on NewsOK.com there is a video article discussing the exhibit’s impending opening. Being nerdily excited, as I displayed above, I chose to go against my typical inclination of avoiding all NewsOK video. I was greeted by this advertisement:

I only took one marketing class when I was at OSU, so perhaps I am no expert on the subject. On the other hand, I do have a mild fascination with the field of advertising. (See here and here.) One thing I did learn was that an advertisement is most effective when viewed by a target audience. Now, I will not go so far as to say that there are no off roading four-wheel ATV drivers who are also art aficionados, but…okay I will go that far.

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Do These Look Similar?

Every time I see those kick ass commercials with Dave Morris and Angie Bruss, I keep thinking that they remind me of something. The other day, I was finally remembered what it is.

The Lost Ogle would like to wish Dave and Angie all the best.

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Happy Birthday, Dave!

So, according to a reader email, today is Dave Morris’ birthday. To celebrate the occasion, I’ve embedded a clip of (I think) Dave’s rockin’ band Falcon Five-O singing a song about Look at OKC. If you don’t blink, you’ll notice a quick clip of Dave keyboarding away about 18-seconds into it:


We’ve been pretty tough on Dave since we’ve discovered he’s a douche bag, has a big ego and doesn’t get scared in movies, so let us be the first of hopefully many to wish him a happy birthday. Overall, we bet Dave’s an okay guy and hopefully someday will help us get a nice table at Cafe Nova.

If you would like to join us in wishing Dave a happy birthday, please do so in the comments. Or better yet, send him an email at dmorris@opubco.com. Since it’s his birthday, don’t mention how weird and yucky it is that he had his band play a song about his employer. Save that for another day.

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This is The Ladies Room…

Talk about unintentional comedy gold, watch this clip. The only thing missing is the little hipster girl asking the old General if she would like any schweddy balls:


If I ever meet a lady that watches The Ladies Room, please wake me up and ask me why I am eating at the Queen Anne Cafeteria, and better yet, to hurry up and help my grandma with her tray. Come on! What the hell are the people at NewsOK.com thinking and how did this series get a greenlight? Can you imagine the first few production meetings:

“Let’s get Angie Bruss, a homely virgin-looking girl and a hipster to talk about relevant topics to today’s woman.”

“Yes, sir! What should we call it?”

The Ladies Room. And be sure to get us a General to interview. Or at least Jenni Carlson.

Anyway, maybe I’m being too hard on the people at NewsOK.com (or should we say NewsOK.tv). I mean The Ladies Room is funny, and they are making strides in other areas (liking having Sally Eastridge change up her outfit and lose the Mardi Grad Beads). But if they were really smart, they would do away with most of their shows and give us more George Lang and Heather Warlick. Or better yet, screw George Lang and just give us more Heather Warlick. Maybe even send her to Braum’s to make ice cream or something…

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Sally Eastridge needs a raise…

We’ll it looks like NewsOK.com has taken things to the next level and hired a “weekend anchor.” Her name is Sally Eastridge. These are her Friday, Saturday and Sunday updates from Oklahoma’s website:

Sunday Update


Saturday Update


Friday Update


Hey, I know that the powers to be at NewsOK.com are still learning this whole video news thing, but when you hire or promote someone to a weekend anchor position, shouldn’t a standard interview question be:

Do you own more than one professional outfit?

I think it should. But then again, I also like checker boards, Red Baron pizza boxes and blondes, so I’m not complaining. Also, what’s up with that Christmas light Mardi Gras necklace thing? What did Sally do? Flash Dave Morris at Pearls on Fat Tuesday and get that thing in return? We demand an answer!

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Dave Morris has a big ego…

Tony once told me that wearing a “I HEART Lunges” shirt to the gym is about as cool as wearing the t-shirt of a band to one of their concerts. Since that’s the case, I will not be wearing a Dinosaur Jr. shirt next Sunday at the Conservatory. Tony’s words of wisdom also made me wonder what he thinks about a bunch of people dressing up in Scrabble pieces that spell out their employer’s name to their employer’s Halloween costume contest. I bet he’d think it’s “not cool.”

Anyway, when I see the picture above, I imagine the meeting in the NewsOK studio where they were all thinking of possible group costume ideas. I bet the dude (Letter S) in the middle wanted to be the crew from “Gilligan’s Island”, while the hip guy (Letter K) with the red bandanna wanted to a group of ninjas, and the girl on the far right (Letter N) wanted to be the KOCO News Team. And while they were discussing these cool ideas, Dave Morris said that probably the best idea would be for them to be Scrabble letters that spell out NewsOKTV. And then Angie Bruss said they didn’t have enough people to spell it out, and that they should just be a nativity scene and that Dave could even be Baby Jesus, but then Dave quickly volunteered to be the letters “T” and “V” and the costume situation was settled.

Geeze. If that’s all true, which I’m sure it probably is, you got to wonder how big of an ego this Dave Morris guy must have! Not only did he probably think this up to kiss Ed Kelly’s ass, but he also decided to be the shirt with two letters. I bet this was so he could draw attention to himself and also tie the letter K for the highest total points. Hell, I bet he even had a “triple word score” card hidden in his back pocket and some weird new age urban dictionary that proves TV can be considered a word, just in case Mr. Monday showed up as the letter X.

Yeah. That’s probably all true. I guess.

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